The milk will escape.
No one has ever escaped me!

Germany has demanded explanations from Russia why the early morning, illegally invaded the territory of Ukraine

Tagged: blaze
Loki: "shaped tomato, remove the skin and squeeze it, then add to soup"
Did he see that tomato?
The wind :?
Loki: He’s hard like Stallone’s eggs
Tagged with: rofl

Where is the Ukrainian flag on the Ukrainian ship?

Of sheets, blue color and pure enthusiasm.

Why is everyone so concerned about the Russian flag in Crimea? Why does nobody ask themselves the question "and where did Crimea come from in Ukraine?"

God, what’s going on in your head! This is the reverse side of logic.
I always knew I was wearing something and now I will be beaten.

from Habr. And don’t whisper – the IT-source, everything on the subject.
I propose to think about how to live and work in conditions of a total ban on everything, when there are no legal ways to obtain the rights guaranteed by the Constitution of Russia.

Amatorero: And sweets "Rumashka" would be much more in demand!

Another video on YouTube where cliché does not expose, the first comments:

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I don’t know how to say in language.
Don’t bother him, let him explain it in Russian.
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He is also a Russian idiot...
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Comments on the article "Russia will demand from Belarus support in the conflict with Ukraine, experts are convinced" on тутбай:

Gregory, don’t take off the phone!! to

Students: We smell of smoke there.
Let’s go and smell.

Postal mail: writes to us, the Russians, the Canadian.

Hi there,
Thanks to those who have already sent in their inventories.
and Rich.

P.S And thanks for a great Olympics! The Hockey...Ahem...I mean the figure skating was great!

Someone, David Barker, reports on a blog that he was searched at the U.S. airport and tried to find bitcoins. And they touched everywhere.

I go to the shopping center. In front of her, she tries to reassure her troubled daughter. The child, I must say, is charming. I could not resist, smiling at the little girl. The child immediately hid behind his mother, and she added: "Here, right, or the aunt will take you with her." Sleep more, and paint more before leaving.

From comments to the message that Obama may not go to the G8 in Sochi, which is linked to recent events.

Maybe he doesn’t want to go to Sochi. Allergic to this particular city :D
The G8 summit in Crimea.
Day of the Lander in Washington.

from Habr. Law on compulsory registration of websites.
nnn: - Websites, as I understood, do not have to keep abroad. Abroad you have to keep yourself.

What can I give you on March 8th?
and Crimea.

Ukraine has appealed to Turkey with the demand not to pass the rebel frigate. The ship of the Ukrainian Navy "Hetman Sagidachny" performed tasks off the shores of Somalia in the framework of NATO's operation to counter piracy "Ocean Shield". After the resignation of the Chief of the General Staff of Ukraine Admiral Yuri Ilhin, the ship under the command of counter-Admiral Andrey Tarasov refused to obey the orders of Kiev, raised the Andrei flag and returned to the Black Sea under it.

Where is the Ukrainian flag on the Ukrainian ship?

XX: And I’ll tell you how to break a girl’s pattern.
YYY: It is curious...
XXX: Belka and I somehow gathered for a visit, she, as always, picked up perfumes for two hours in the room and made a haircut, I had to wait in the hallway, well, in general, everything as always.
X: I decided to take revenge. We worked with her then, remember? Well, I agreed with the boss on my free day to let her come later. A normal guy, I agreed.
In the evening, I stole her phone and quietly switched the alarm at 10:30.
XXXX: The morning: "I was sleeping! Pipe!" and a bunch of matts.
XX: And I always took her to work. She came quickly and I rushed.
XX: And I shut myself in the room and shouted to her from there: “I’m cleaning my shoes! "I’m picking up a suit! " "Oh, and you won’t see which suit is better, this one or this one? " and so on. and etc.
XX: In short, I lost sex for a week. Since then, she has been visiting very quickly.

The holiday in Europe is cancelled for many.

YYY: Something about something? Wear your boots, jump on your armor and ride to Europe