If there were a Bible for gamers, one of its theses would undoubtedly be "Save and be saved!".

force
Three times washed "st" and tried to write "s" - the monitor turned out to be dirty))

I would never have thought that the threat of disconnecting from the inertia would be perceived as the threat of disconnecting from the church two hundred years ago.

Lex: The man had an iguana, he was playing with her, feeding her, and then she grabbed his finger. He hurt her, then looks at her: and she looks at him so devoutly and sadly, pursuing him all over the house, looking in the eyes: "Forgive me, master." In the morning he wakes up, and the iguana sits next to him, looking sad. He was feeling. However, his hand was swollen. He is an iguan in the bite and to the doctor. There it turned out that this type of iguana is poisonous, only the poison they have is very weak, so they first bite, and then foolishly pursue the victim, waiting until it dies.

Maverannahr: What this looks like one of my acquaintances... I have to go to the urologist...

I am a system admin:
D: Wow, come to me, something terrible and unclear happened to me.
I: What has happened?
D: The mistake is somewhat terrible and incomprehensible.
I: What fucking mistake is that?
D: I am speaking awful and incomprehensible.
As a mother, I go to her office, and I see a message on the screen.
"Something terrible and incomprehensible happened..." the following code of error. I was halved by laughter. It was our programmer who got stuck when he wrote the program.

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
I want to, but I’m a guy. As you can see from Nick
XXX is yes. The approach is different and it is all :)
XXX - I slowly get a bottle of Sauza tequila out of the freezer. Looking at you in the eyes, I pour out cold drinks.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!! I want to do it three!

Che Guevara: Is there a life?
Lenin is there!

I work in technical support, and accordingly we can call the master at home.
Yesterday, at the end of the working day, a client calls and so sadly says: “You know... no one calls me... and no one comes... and he is silent.
Chess barely answered the word:"Bye, man, I really regret".

<DeBochir> a new type of human being - Homo wikipedus

I am gathering.
by Arkadiy: p
Arkadiy: and
by Arkadiy: N
by Arkadiy: g
The Fucks!
Arkadiy: Lano Gamai
Arkadiy: the cable
Arkadiy: by Vito
by Arkadiy : )
Fuck it, Arkansas! Why am I in the jungle while I am fighting with the Koreans from the bushes of the message comes out that you are a cable wire???! to
Dimon: Your Mother

Gena
Next Friday will be the last of this month.
Yesh
For whom as...

S is
How to identify the device.

C is
Physical – read what is written on it;
Spiritual – to pray and wait for revelation;
3. system - run some Everest
4 is LinuxWay - plug into the machine and put Linux on it (can be combined with the second method in the hope that it will be determined)
5. systemless - to pretend that it can be and try to use it in a pretended quality, if it does not work, pretend it again in some other quality.

The phrase of the chief of the subordinate: You will behave badly - you will go to decree

xxx: Larisa, I understand that the English pronunciation I have isn’t very much, but I said not "pydor shifter", but "end of the game"!

Ivory
I don’t envy people who have to work in costumes.

Ilyas
and ah. Even better if you have to work.

A friend recently told me this story:
They are sitting on a bench in the city center with a suitcase and a perforator in the suitcase. They are suited to:
Do you hear what she has in her suitcase?
The Perforator.
Did you decide to load me?

by kiper:
Yesterday I saw an inscription on the terminal:
"The terminal works, it just doesn’t issue checks!"
Not going out at all! It does not betray!!and "
Below the pen:
"And the truth - does not give out :("

by Wishm@ster
My wife burned yesterday. He puts his son (3 months) to sleep, while trying to tell him "rapka":
"-Dad planted a rabbit, a grandmother, a granddaughter, a bull..."
Everything would be nothing, only worked until maternity leave as an investigator

The fish go to bargain, the voters to elections, and the cancers to beer.

The betrayal.

Beginning of semester. I publish a list of works that students will receive

Additional points. Someone who wants to be different, but there is. During the

Ten and a half weeks passed, including two guys not from mine.

The stream. At the end of the week, I decided to sit on the table.

What is that wrapped in paper? Hurra for money!

I counted 17 thousand. It doesn’t look like a bribe, it doesn’t seem like something.

Someone left it. They questioned, but no one confessed. In the next lecture

cautiously announce

Someone forgot something on my desk.

No one reacts or enters. I consulted with the employee, she

I thought it was a bribe. Maybe they try my crystal.

Testing the honesty?

Money is constantly attracting attention. He hid them in a safe.

But the thoughts about them turn. Especially because the need for money

Andrei, a fourth-year-old student, needs to be sent out urgently.

on a mission. I got a thousand in a pack. The distiller needs a new.

I took a hundred from there. Need a cartridge? must be. The paper again.

I bought...



Allow a small illyrical retreat here. We are here, in

In budget organizations, absolutely everything is bought through tenders. and this

The procedure is long and boring. If you want to buy a pack of paper,

announce a tender, hang on the internet, wait a certain time,

to identify the winner, send him the contract, list the advance, receive

My package, the rest... I’ve probably forgotten something. by V

At least two months have passed before the acquisition. not all

Computer, for example, a year ago, we bought from October to

of March. Dumb, damn... Computer, it’s okay, can wait. But all

The laboratory must be purchased for its own salary.

Unfortunately for my salary.



Okay, let’s not be sad.

In another week, I announce again on the lecture about the forgotten thing. Suddenly a student

Were you not at the previous lecture? No one reacted again.

I look at a piece of paper that contains money. A piece of black.

Laboratory work in physics. There is a name on the side. Maybe it is and

Is there my swing? Name is unknown. But not Ivan. A rare name.

I looked at the database - there is one in the second stream. Probably from

Those who came to me for a task. I find his phone, I call at night.

I am a student n.

It is me.

Did you accidentally leave me something?

I lost money to pay for a semester of study. Seventeen thousand.

What paper and what was the money in?

Thousands of papers wrapped in a draft of laboratory work.

Come and take.



That fucking justice to me.



Per this is a shameless truth? To be happy at least.

One to split?