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[ + 112 - ] Comment quote №27608
 21.03.2010
to this:
to this:
Now I’m big and no one will forbid me from eating candy before lunch.
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My wife doesn’t let me =(
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I was looking forward to this comment ;)

[ + 81 - ] Comment quote №27607
 21.03.2010
to this

Why don’t you see Google Maps??? ><

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Not only are they not visible in Google Maps, but they are also not reflected in the mirror!

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №27606
 21.03.2010
Look at the beautiful pasta in the soup! They are called shellfish (this is the type I advertise food).
Noise in the sea!! to
Spit the ear in the plate.

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №27605
 21.03.2010
to this:

Gluk_Tigra: I wonder why an apartment in Rome, next to the subway, 50 meters in the area is less than a million in rubles.. and the same apartment in Moscow I even fear to think how much it will cost...
Dyor: Italian Rome - first Rome, Istanbul - second, Moscow - third. The fresh version is more expensive.

Both are wrong...It’s much easier.
Rome – 6,000 for MKAD.

[ + 82 - ] Comment quote №27604
 20.03.2010
Demion: No, you need to format the disk from the beginning.
Jeka: And what about NAH? I already put the window. in the old village.
Jeka: Working well
Demon: Imagine that though. You are scattered.
Tagged with: Ikea
Demion: and instead of going to the shower to wash the ugly cowards and wash their ass
Demion: You put on pure snow white boxers and say:
"Thanks to me! I can’t wait a week!"
Jeka: *go to format the disk*

[ + 83 - ] Comment quote №27603
 20.03.2010
I recently watched with my nephew the telic, and there showed a Czech cartoon from the series about the crout.
A sunny day... a rabbit wakes up... takes a healthy trombone, goes to his friend a mushroom... he takes a puddle, they go together to the eggs – by the way, the eggs are somewhat blue, apparently of an unconventional orientation)) Ezekiel takes the drum, they all go to the sunshine and... start playing?))) ha ha! If it were))
The rabbit by the gesture of the wizard gets a bottle of champagne from the trombone, a barley from the drum - glasses, and with a fun whisper they start to BUTHAT))) Honestly!!!))) I was so upset that I barely fell from the couch. It was called the "feast of the beasts")))

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №27602
 20.03.2010
I was in a trolleybus, he stopped sharply, I couldn’t keep up, I crashed into a guy.
and what?
The guy caught me and came to meet me.
A sympathetic though?
It would be nice if I flew on it without the help of a trolleybus!

[ + 82 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №27601
 20.03.2010
What did you give for March 8th?
10 times!
and Neil!
It is a rose...

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №27600
 20.03.2010
xxx: what if there is no guy with dollars, and this quote was someone's fiction?
It’s like telling a child that Santa doesn’t exist.

[ + 113 - ] Comment quote №27599
 20.03.2010
I am in shock! I work in the prosecutor's office and saw a lot of things, but today there was a finish... A 13-year-old girl was brought to me for a conversation in order to prevent PDN. It is fucking! Painted as a shale, smoking, rubbing with 17-year-old boys (one year before the article is missing) does not go to school. To my question about plans for adult life followed the answer: "I will be filmed in House 2" and it's a little quieter "if his urds like you (me) don't close by that time." Kill me if this is our future generation.

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №27598
 20.03.2010
I work as a cook in a restaurant. So I come home late. Home is waiting, or rather sleeping, the beloved girl. Although I come tired, and I still want sexas... By the way, I don’t know how the others do, and I cook anything, from smells and there is reluctance. So here. I come home, and of course I begin to stick to her in every way (and she knows about the smells), and she says through her dream:
Maybe you just smell and want to.
Isn’t it the kids, comrades? % of

[ + 104 - ] Comment quote №27597
 20.03.2010
The case was in Novosibirsk a month ago, who was there write off with details. In the general case it was this:
My acquaintance with a great driving experience at 2 months, drove to Marx, there is still nearby underground metro crossing, and accidentally shot down a man who decided to cross the road, instead of descending into the crossing. It didn’t hit very hard, but the man fell. But in tears and tears, without leaving the car, she smashed the body and decided to park on the sidelines. I went forward naturally. And the man just got up... in general, she beat him for the second time. The picture with tears is repeated, but this time they both did differently, she went out to see what happened to the man, and he decided not to get up anymore and pulled out to the side of the underground passage.
Next Call to the Beloved: Lovely I man sbiilayaa
What happened to him, what happened to him?
I don’t know, he’s an opioid.
How is it up?? to
I am 2 raaaazahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №27596
 20.03.2010
Tip of the day: if you are watching porn in your room, then after hearing the steps of the father and tapping the cross in the player window, check that the window has actually closed. and not like me: already turning to twist, polite greeting, talking for thirty seconds about ways to attach papers, turning your back to the monitor to dive into the case, get a stepler from there, pass it, tell a joke and, laughing at the respondent, close the door, with a happy smile to turn to the screen... and, fool, notice that instead of a cross, you knocked on the translation icon in full screen mode. And the monitor is big... and the father with a sense of humor...

[ + 95 - ] Comment quote №27595
 20.03.2010
From the Explanatory:
“I, Ilushin D.A., did not appear at classes for 4 days because of the fact that I had money. He brought out.”

[ + 51 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №27594
 20.03.2010
Oh, Great Odmin, this resource has long been visited by more people than it had been before. Don’t you think it’s too little to get into the "Best" 25 votes? I think at least this number should be raised to 500. Maybe you will fulfill this request, I sincerely hope. Who "for" press "laughable", and maybe we at least a little clean "Best" from this stream "unclean".

[ + 59 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №27593
 20.03.2010
Cut out from one forum "anti-child masturbation". Here are some signs that your child is masturbating.
Does your child lock his room? It is harmful for a teenager to desire solitude. Per at this time he is masturbating!
Do you listen to "rock roll"? If a teenager rebelled against God so much that he started listening to devil’s music, then probably that’s enough to start masturbating.
Does a teenager have liberal political views? The weakening of the mind caused by masturbation can lead to the appearance of left-wing views.
Does the child wear fashionable clothes and hairstyles? If a child cannot resist the pressure of peers and changes his appearance, then he probably cannot resist masturbation.
Does your child use abbreviations and changes the writing of words when communicating electronically? This can be caused by dementia due to chronic masturbation. Such a letter is observed only in cases of dementia due to masturbation. If a child writes this, it is probably too late to help him. He will have to be placed in a psychiatric institution.
Have you caught your child on masturbation? If you entered the child's room without knocking and he holds an erected penis in his hand, then he probably engaged in masturbation.

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №27592
 20.03.2010
He went to the cinema today...
Friday, 13.30, took tickets for the cartoon... a bunch of schoolchildren of different ages. In the hall the lights were already extinguished, and the children began to discuss among themselves in the first rows: I am eight years old, I am 13 years old, and I am 11 years old... the discussion grew throughout the hall, and here is this miracle from the last row of them and I am 26!and "
This is shit, comrades ?

[ + 78 - ] Comment quote №27591
 20.03.2010
xxx (16:55:22 19/03/2010)
Anuk-sama: I looked at those faces and couldn’t forgive them
That they don’t have you and they can live..." (c)
Anuk-sama: Recently, I think these lines are about the brain.
yyy (16:56:18 19/03/2010)
I don’t understand chat.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №27590
 20.03.2010
Hi, let me replace you.
Let me scrap you.
There is a scrawl!? to
I will change here!? to

[ + 101 - ] Comment quote №27589
 20.03.2010
From the rules of use of electro shock weapons: p.23 - it is prohibited to use el. shock. Weapons against pregnant women, except when they are armed or attacked by a group.
So I presented myself...

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