This is how freedom dies – under the thunder of applause.

(J is Lucas, The Star Wars

To all quotes with jokes on the topic of hemp and Ukraine:

People, do you really see cannabis only as a drug? About the time, about the morale (c).
It is an industrial plant.
In the industry, hemp is used as a raw material for medical (cannabidiol), fuel, textile, light (copper oil), paper, construction and other industries, as well as for the production of rough plant fiber (pink).
There are varieties with a low content of THC. There's even a bag of skin - the effect of zero :)

Bonus for reading:
Dialogue of two Ukrainian political scientists:
Do you understand what is happening at all?
Well, I can explain.
I ask if you understand or not. Explain and I can.

Are you really fucking?
To kill is not good.
And you answer me: Let’s see how you sing when they come to kill you and your family!
In principle, how do you imagine it? You come like this, you kill my family, and I’m like this: “Oh, now that you killed my family, I realized I was wrong and that’s really good! I liked so much! Please kill me now!"
So what?
Your arguments are simple.

Flattershai fed the bobs with fish — and nothing.
Not the bobs, but the harks.
zzz: Kharkov, Donetsk, Dnipropetrovsk, Odessa...
Lions are not to be fed.

The bitter fruits of early education. They sent a small boy (5 years) to the store for bread, returns very thoughtful and without bread. Why not buy?
Small: And there on the door is written "A carrier is needed", and I didn’t have it.

I understand that I don't look respectful, but what would come to the store in order to buy bread the seller asked me the question: do you have a half?))))

Gas for the population of Ukraine is expensive one and a half times.

The first comment:

It will cost as much as in Russia.

The Ukrainian military has taken control of the navigation station Mars-75 in the city of Genichesk in the Kherson region. The operation was conducted on March 26 with the support of the BTR and several military vehicles. Currently, Ukrainian troops are deployed in full arms on the territory of the station.

Residents of Genizska, who work at the station, that Russian troops left it two months ago.

I worked with a small service center and brought us an iMac. Unpacked and connected. The boss comes in, and with the phrase "to him even approach scary" stumbles on the power cable.

here here :
Yes, my beloved wife, of course, as a woman, you have a right to care. But I will only take you to the restaurant when I come home after work in the cleaned apartment, and dinner will be waiting in the kitchen.

Girl, if you do at home as much as he does, and at the same time you work, go to the restaurant yourself.

Allergies to paper dust:

xxx: 10 minutes of work on the cutting machine and hands in beautiful red spots :(
Especially when you work in printing.
yyy: Try a long sleeve and gloves, may save
xxx: Bgggg))) I had an OZK of chemistry somewhere) Here will be an offgenic spectacle:
There comes such a customer, and here a guy in the chemistry crawls on a cut under the Aztec heavyweight, singing with a grail through the anti-gas filter)

to this:

In the mathematics textbook for 1st grade, my child had the task:
Continue the sequence: cat - 3, donkey - 2, cock - 8, cow -?, duck -?, dog -?"

The problem could be solved only by the children who did the lessons themselves. Mothers, fathers, and grandmothers have long been outraged by the meaningless tasks. My friends, whom I gave the task, also broke their brains.

cow – 2, duck – 3, dog – 3
I am a mathematician with a higher education.

But I will only take you to the restaurant when I come home after work in the cleaned apartment, and dinner will be waiting in the kitchen.
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My wife tried, cooked – and you went to the restaurant? Will the dinner disappear? Logic is wow!

on soft chickens quietly
I go to coffee in the morning.
Lots of dishes.
From the morning of me.

11 of Syria. We showed Syrian roads, there three years of war is going on, and roads as yesterday built! We have no war, and the roads are bombarded.
= = = is = is = is = is = is
Do not give God to you, young fellow, to ever see the bombarded roads.

I: Where are you going to live in Peter?
A: On our last arrival we found a great and inexpensive hostel.
I: It will always be useful. Where are you going to live?

About the news that in / on the Maidan planted cabbage and breeds chickens...
This is how you sit, play yourself in AgeOfEmpires... enemy stones and spies thrown, requests built, only decided to civilization to move, as the wife prepares, expelled from behind the compass and let in his "Glory Farm" get stuck...

In fact, in the Middle Ages under the armor was put on a steak (looking like a telogreek filled with a fist), because the armor protects only from cuts and torn wounds, and the main amplitude of the blow is just extinguished on the armor... otherwise all your bones will break and no armor will help you.
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By the way, from there also went the word "overwhelming": shell. To shock - to hit the helmet, as a result of which the person was shaken and for a while did not realize where. Listen to your native language, there are many such "tags".
For example, the word "list" is used wrongly by most people. The list is something written from somewhere. List of outputs. A list of items is a list, i.e. The listing.

N: Hello
N: Save me
Hi, what is it?
N: I have a hungry husband at home who cannot eat until morning.
N: (examination by a doctor)
N: I did not eat lunch.
H: I didn’t eat lunch either.
H: Turning into a Neanderthal
N: He buried in his bedroom, there is now his cave
I am afraid to walk by.

I had gas on the tank yesterday. I see: the gas pipeline (a large such a tank), but on the way it is a little hindered by a gazelle in line. The gas car struck her, the gazelle left. The gas car went, and there was protective cotton and dust.
The wheel broke in the gas car. The whole tank was scared.