The real story.
Near the store is a high snowfall, in which two puppies of the 4th class maximum hang out. From the store comes a young mom of one of them:
“Tom, let’s go home, or you won’t have time to install the game I bought for you!
A friend with a sad voice:
You know, I’ll go... or I’ll have to go to the compass...

I go to work in the hallway, two girls come in front of me, talking.
1st How is your boyfriend?
2nd “Yes, fucking, you can imagine all the beautiful clothes in the dust box! He only wants me when I’m in a coward with SpongeBob! You got yours – "call me Mr. Krabs!!!and "
and :)

I know a great joke about UDP, but not the fact that it will reach you.

If you weren’t emotionally ready, would you have sex?
He – I don’t even understand the meaning of the question now.

XXX: You’re throwing, there’s also white tea in this set of teas!
YYY: What is it?
Well, it’s the same as green, but not so yellow.

Comments on the post about a frog that lifts a weight 850 times more than its own
"I know so well that he can get me drunk home"

There is a bunch of ads hanging "The Lost Ring. Please return it for reward." On one of them is written: Sauron fail...

from ZH:
xxx: The impression that journalists in modern online publications are recruited by ads: "Oligophrens are needed"
Yyy: And there come only those who can read the ad, but don’t know what “oligofren” is.

Do you want to crack?))
I’m working in independence, we get a Volvo cabriolet.
The man went fishing with him.
This fool went to the forest to hunt.
In a cabriolet for 2 lamas fucking!
I put him in a cane in the field.
and started pushing, then this stranger put a snow brush under the gas pedal and went to push)))
in a volvo chip, if the speed is more than 7 km per hour, then the doors are closed*ROFL*and it has expanded in place to 200)))))
Laminated glass cabriolet
Role of Role: Role
Wheel discs and overheated motor
The whole service cried.

I had a fairy sex on Saturday.
I changed the belt for 5 hours.
xxx: I was fucking more than an hour fighting with a fucking screw while trying to turn away which turned the kneeling fucks
xxx: after an hour I tried to curse the knee from turning, as it was recommended in the mouthpiece, I wanted to curse asking, you fools themselves tried to do so or just decided that it would be crazy.
xxx: but fucking, I am not bad, I am a candidate of science, and I managed.

My girlfriend went to the village, we talk to the ass:
I say hello :)
Hello, I missed you so much today.
I: Do you miss it?
She: I pulled water, but it can be :)

1: Dirty work, because of it even to go to interviews is uncomfortable.

Only when responsibility is shared, nobody tries to crush a piece larger.

Neighbor Tamara Petrovna treats rats like this. Without too much enthusiasm. No, handwriting and on the screen very even quietly carried. But when this four-legged dumb, in the middle of the day does not hastily cross our courtyard, and nobody has anything to do with it before, for Tamara Petrovna it is a spoiled day and generally the sunset of civilization. I think she’s not so wrong about that. In any healthy human society, women in such cases shout unbearably, and men solve the problem silently, only to silence. We’ve all got a puppy, and that’s scary. At the end of February, the neighbor witnessed an apocalyptic picture. Through the darkness of the killed desert courtyard, the last living creature, a rat, ran away without rush, and a drone spoke to it from above and destroyed it. The role of a drone was played by a crown. Tamara Petrovna generously filled her with bread. The crown then simply wrote in the courtyard: she flew low and watched vigilantly into the cracks, then returned for bread. The rats stopped running in the yard. in general. The crown has also gotten somewhat off with time. Now she was important and unmoving sitting on a tree, but did not forget to fly for the trunk. One day, Tamara Petrovna brought the whole bowl to the guests on some bowl, and there was nothing left of the crown. She flew, long and thoughtfully looked at the mistress with both black eyes alternately, annoyingly knocked and flew out of the courtyard. It was not long, 2 hours. Returned, proudly carrying a drowned rat in the clove.

Hearing my wishes, the fish pretended to be dead.

I listened to the conversation of two students of the kind "alla уточки". I was in shock!! In fact :
I read in a magazine that if you change a guy, then because of the feeling of guilt you will love him more and then there will be such a passion, such feelings. I was confused with a guy in the club.
And how?
I have a feeling. I hate him so much! Because because of him I slept with a guy who doesn’t even call me back!
O_o and O?? to

The Rambler News:
Oil was found in Kenya.

I bet the Lord.

I got up in the elevator and two other men came in with me.
One says to the other:
My son pulled the planner. I asked about the technical characteristics.
The son replied and then added:
It can also work as an air conditioner.
I ask him:
Is it how?
Reply to:
Here is so.
Takes a plancher and masters them like a veer.

xxxxxxxxxxx:
Everyone walks with pets - who with the dog, who with the children, and the grandmother of Val, as usual, with the cat Marquis. And then the entrance door opens and I go out with the Emperor Penguin Tux (and they are big, 1.5 meters tall). And here we go with him wing in hand, and he looks in his eyes, say, where now? And I answered him - go to the store for a beer! And he so kicks and jumps joyfully! And went to the store. And the kids, the dogs and the cat Marquis look back. Only Grandma Walia greeted me.

YYYY
What is busy

XXX is
in a pair

YYYY
The heavens bite the science

XXX is
Ugo, Ugo

YYYY
live first