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[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №95883
 27.03.2014
From the hospital:
I got a happy ticket today. In the morning gastroscopy and in the evening enema".

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №95882
 27.03.2014
The xxx:
He is a terrible believer.

The xxx:
Everyone was afraid to go to hell, thinking about how to smooth up guilt.

The xxx:
Drunk, hit Google "casino rating 2014", went to play, won money. And gave everything to charity to a child at the church!! to

The xxx:
He said that he redeemed his sins in this way.

YYYY :
Well good guys. For him the hell in hell cottage will be chilled.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №95881
 27.03.2014
People have to believe. Or make a look. Visually, there is no difference. People will be pleased.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №95880
 27.03.2014
The heavy people...

A friend Sergei, who lived in Germany for twenty years, told about the women there:
I lived with a French woman, lived with an Italian woman, lived in Poland, and in general, was married.
I had Swedes and English women and even a Japanese woman, but with the Germans themselves it didn’t work out, there wasn’t one, very much they, like to say, were not Russians...
The heavy people.
Although, lying, one day I still tried, had a romance with a German, I did not like it, it was enough for me exactly for two days.
The case was this:
We met on someone’s birthday. Her name was Emma.
We talked a little, liked each other and ran out of the noise together, went for a walk around the city, and the next evening Emma suggested:
“Serie, we have so many common interests that we could try to live together.
I didn’t mind and found myself in her bed that night.
The night went great.
At six o’clock in the morning, she shook me and said:
The series! The series! Rise up! Come on, you have to go.
I don’t know why I’m going to break up so early. And I say:
“Emma, my dear, where do you hurry? You can sleep a few more hours, today is Sunday, and you can’t go to work.
She made an official face and said:
“No, I don’t have to go to work, but I have a lot of homework and I want to be alone. If you don’t get up within five minutes and leave my apartment, I’ll call the police.
It hit me like the current. Naturally – I jumped, in forty seconds I dressed up and rushed to the door, Emma went to accompany me, and on the threshold and says:
Serry, at what time will you be waiting tonight? I make a delicious cabbage soup.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №95879
 27.03.2014
Details of the capture of the medium landing ship of project 773 U401 “Kirovograd” by the special forces of the GRU of the Russian Armed Forces have become known. For more than 20 hours, the Russian special forces shouted to the Ukrainian sailors in the speaker the command “Who does not jump – that Moskal”. After 20 hours, exhausted sailors and officers were loaded in trucks and sent to the hospital.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №95878
 27.03.2014
From the news:
This was stated by the deputy chairman of the Central Bank Ksenia Yudaeva, reports RIA Novosti. According to her, the ruble is the most protected currency in terms of protection against sanctions.

Hm, I just remembered the joke about the Unfathomable Joe now?

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №95877
 27.03.2014
111: Something face you all have fun after the holidays, for Anya like a fox was chasing!
222 (sick dark): So protein is not enough for everyone

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №95876
 27.03.2014
Fifteen years ago in London, she accompanied a friend-artist to the dentist (he had a sharp pain and he didn’t speak English at all). I said something, but loudly. And here, I come, and say, Hello, this is my friend... And suddenly I realize that I don’t remember the word “pain.” Therefore, without a pause, continued: His teeth were in great sorrow. (I just had friends-musicists, their group was called Great sorrow) The doctor first trembled, and then rotted like an exploded...

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №95875
 27.03.2014
Please help my friend:
I need your brain :D
YYYY: well
YYY: I am here
My brain has become popular lately.
He has sex more than me.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №95874
 27.03.2014
Haber, the news that the MS-DOS sources are posted.

One commentary: Thank you! I was just looking for something to read.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №95873
 27.03.2014
Gonarh: What are you doing at home?
DimOriN: I am absent

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №95872
 27.03.2014
XXX is the first! The first mosquito killed this year.
Killed by sorrow. Sorry for the mosquito. He is the only.
There is no female. There are no males. He woke up too early. He will die before the others come. the virginity. Nor to talk to you. Not to fuck. Not drinking together.
WOW: And from hopelessness you fly to a man in the hope of communicating... you are him - bz*
Hi my friend! Glad to meet!
A man in response to you in a bloody meal and cries "First of us!".

[ + 18 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №95871
 27.03.2014
This is:
It seems to me that many of the "claims" are written by one person, which can be seen from the stylistics and linguistics of the texts?
— — —
Immediately you can see a man who has never written on Deballi. On the site there is a tough remodeling and correction of posts. The sent text passes through such a tough lens of the vision of the world by their editor that not only remains a blindness of his personality (in the form of stylistics and linguistics), but the quote is simply transformed to unrecognizability and radically changes the meaning. My complaints were twice fasted - only miserable scratches remained from the original thought, in the form of a pair of phrases taken out of context.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №95870
 27.03.2014
The Crimea... the Maidan...
I got married to an Armenian woman, this is a real shit.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №95869
 27.03.2014
He jumped with a parachute, and now
I understand the birds that fly in flight,
Really terrible!

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №95868
 27.03.2014
XXX: Okay thank you for your help!
YYY: No question though! There will be problems – call.
yyy: well you understood ))))

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №95867
 26.03.2014
The Moscow chief departed. It was so quiet.)
Cat from the house - mice in the dance?
in the dream)

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №95866
 26.03.2014
Remember, I wanted all the bureaucrats to burn in hell?
Well?
I changed my mind. They need to be sent to heaven. But that at the entrance of them, the mill, the documents are not accepted, and sent for completion!

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №95865
 26.03.2014
Our civilization will soon fall as Rome fell.
YYY: It’s a feeling when the entire civilization is corrupt and you’re still a virgin.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №95864
 26.03.2014
-- What the technique came to: I got in one of the TC "Automatic instant loans" - a kind of ATM with a passport scanner for issuing loans; as I understood, can lend, can take money for repayment."
Oh oh oh! I have copies of passports. Will go?
The passport is not yours.
and out. There are probably five different copies.
Is it mine?
There is no like yours.
Then it will go.

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