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I worked with clients where copies of passports were needed. In passports for married women, the date of birth of the first child is usually 3-6 months after marriage. They were just lucky and they married less lucky than the rest.
and...

Not very lucky. At my previous place of work in the department there was a large engineering and technical team, consisting of some guys from 24 to 37 years old. Several of them were married, and the rest lived with their ladies for more than one year, as they now say, in civil marriage. In conversations for living on the sidelines, if they were asked why they do not get married, the guys usually said - yes, it will be time, there will be a child, we will get married. Interestingly, this is exactly how it happened to them. During my work, two of them married their friends.

Russian is not an ordinary language. And Azzky is complex, with absolutely puzzling illogical grammar with a bunch of incomprehensible exceptions. Prices, suffixes, endings, slopes and slopes are designed to distort the word so that its meaning becomes dark and incomprehensible. And the falls? The predecessor particles? Until I began to learn Chinese, I also did not understand what a feat people are doing to learn Russian. How can they understand and apply words that are not in their native language at all? How can Chinese learn Russian? They are teaching. They normally talk. and no post-ti-ji!

From the discussion of the trolling of military psychologists
A sort of trolling. I was trolling a little differently. I went to the psychiatrist, there is a aunt, which is clearly all up to the fancy. He asks questions, he does not listen to answers. In the end, I’m silent, she’s writing something on a card. I am bored! I say:
- Write something that my roof is running and I am not suitable for service.
Still not looking up and crawling the pen:
I can not. We talked to you and I did not have the impression that something was wrong with you.
“Let’s go, let’s go, let’s go, right? – I’ll tell you like I feel like someone is watching me all the time.! to
Here she has already broken away from the papers, looked over the glasses, smiled with a smile of the appearance "son, you would know how many such scratches I have visited here", and declares:
A young man, with such a smile, does not talk about such things.
And then my subconscious without pause, without my involvement, on full autopilot gives an epic:
What if I get it?! to
Here she no longer found anything to say - shrugged her eyes, opened her mouth, then closed it, and stuck back in the paper. So many years have passed, and I still remember that expression of amazement and confusion on her face.

The headlines of the Samara newspaper:
December 2014: “The recidivist woods cutter received a real sentence for 112 lost trees.”
March 2015 : "In the criminal case about cutting 200 trees under the Audi-Center, no crime was found"
Somehow...

On the rhinoplasty! Only the boxing. Just a hardcore.

The retiree told how she went to the supermarket and what prices are there now. Her friend listened loudly, ahaha and ahaha. The neighbors behind the wall thought God knows what.

2 stones to the photo of the girl going in a row:

Nicholas is over?
Tagged: Perespiem

I lean to my companion and whisper to her ear: "In children's cartoons and movies often whisper two-dimensional jokes, the hidden meaning of which is understood only by adults, so that they also have something to have fun while watching. It was a joke ". The reaction exceeded expectations. and :)
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Jokes are ambiguous, and double-digit numbers

XXX: Spotting the meteor... What a shit, it’s tired already. Will there be April at all?
YYY: It has always been so! Are you chao?
Zzzz: We are nothing. We do this every year in March.)

"RJD proposes to build a super highway from London to New York"
On the way, the mol in the shelter is poisoned with cocaine.

Respected (precisely, not especially respected, but still) gentlemen regularly appearing supporters of free relationships, betrayal, frequent change of partners, shouting "and this is normal!".
NO, you are not a super-megastrous alphaci, you are a potentia or even an active ZPP plant. And it is not necessary to start, that in ancient times, men fucked everything that moves, and these were really steep men, and those who are satisfied with one partner's cables, tricks and impotents, in ancient times it was normal to die from syphilis - very cool and alpha!

In Canada, players are allowed to name their mother "FUCK"
yyy: our also need to write on the mails "Pidor curvoneogy" ))))))))))))
YYY: and only differentiate by number :D

I seem to be an adult man. Far from being a virgin in mathematics, the phrase: “Monoid Homomorphism preserves monoidal operation” still causes a compressed laugh and associations with either a mental disorder or a same-sex orgy.

The second pregnancy. At night, I realized it was time to go to the nursery. They came, I was arranged, my husband (who was around all the time) is asked to leave. I kiss him, tell him to drive home and at this moment another fight begins, I am shattered by pain... My husband kisses me in a bucket, wishes a peaceful night and goes away... If I had a scissor in my hands at this moment, I would have them in his back!

Again about the skull.
In the harsh 1990s there was one bank there. His advertisements hanged on posters throughout the city. "The Bank of England".

It was a long time to explain, but my car was quite noticeable and could easily be pulled out of the stream with a glance.

Key words - the car, and quite noticeable, which means, expensive.
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not necessarily. Per he had a black cat or someone else painted in the entire cap of a bright pink "penny" :)

"...with a person who lives a normal "active sex life" (at least one new partner a month)..."

The normal? No, well, if paranoia is the norm, then, of course, it is foolish to argue about divorces and responsibility for family, children... one-time relationships, one-time marriages, one-time children, one-time homes, things... and the people themselves with such attitudes - some one-time. To be honest, Gandhi.

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This is from the great man:
and OK. Two boys with the same skills and skills. One in a costume, the other in jeans. Who of them looks like a specialist, and who is a under-learned student and who would prefer to choose the chief?
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"It is unthinkable A $2 billion company with more than 4,300 employees can’t compete with six people in jeans?
Steve Jobs in response to Apple’s lawsuit.

The Law on Criminal Liability for Drug Promotion on the Internet

You go to the dealer and grash:
Give me the damned grass, I hate it!! to
He is like this to you:
Yes, this is the damn thing, and why am I just interested in this, the damn grass bag!!!! to
You are again:
Fu, let me go to the Dungeon with repentance, in a negative key to the Dungeon, the damned Ganges!!!! to