The Russian 7
Today in the store, an angry retired woman shaken a bowl of priced peanut and mocked the cashier. And the cashier was caught by the mother, silently listening to the grandmother, and when the grandmother breathed out on the whole store, she said: "Therefore, grandmother, our Crimea, and Assad did not surrender." Half the store laughed, some even applauded.

X: In the United States destroyed the wrong house because of an error on Google Maps.
Y: Now it’s clear that AI, in order to win over humans, just needs access to Google Maps.

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And sometimes these same drivers do not look at what is written in the explanation to the address.

We receive the goods through the door, next to the door the bell, in addition to the door in the building another 6 doors
When the manager specifies the address we always say "Come to the door, call, you will be opened will accept the goods".
The driver comes and begins to break into the gate, then begins to call, ask him what is written in the accompanying note? Go to the door, call.
Why do you break in the door - I thought we would unload so quickly

This has been repeatedly

xxx: We are waiting for the article "Stop abusing classes!"
yyy: "How to Stop Programming and Start Living"

The man bought a batmobile.
XHH: Riding on it
A new Batman movie is coming out.
A: There is a new version.
Theme: All
Your Batmobile is Damn
As with iPhones, she is God.

The evening. The Cat. In the morning cup. not eat. He threw out. Heated out of the pot. not eat. He runs around and proves something to me with a loud voice. I say: "A new cooking? I went on"
...
the village. Eat is.
I love smart cats.

Fuck you for Bali! It is normal for a child to get sick up to 6 times a year, so he develops immunity. Understand this simple truth and get stuck in singularity!

Do you know when you start appreciating the banal "Happy End" in movies?
When there’s so little hippie in life that you’re constantly thinking about ends.

Remove these fucking parents from here.
or if it is no longer a humorous resource change its name to "my thugs";
I will not open it anymore.

From my husband's conversation with pregnant me

Let’s look at some horror.
I am : =
I: What about the baby?
husband: Okay... let’s watch comedies... What about "A nightmare on the street of the veys"?
I: (kiss) Let's see a romantic comedy, and you have a nightmare, and I'm happy

I’m the only one who can read the book, think that people are strange times such a scam is stumbling them and no longer thinking about them?

“If not, then congratulations – you’re a cat and you’re just scared.

To tears, it’s just like how much the ducks believe that their muscles are capable of something other than adding trouble to them. Especially against the shocker-armed and trauma guard in front of a bunch of cameras and people. I would rather believe that the security guard is filled with a bull on a person who looks capable of making a single phone call at any time — but at the nearest swallowed bowl he will play for his battlehead.

The fact is that they have the rules of a courtyard hierarchical fight (the only one in which their fool decides something) in their head, and they automatically believe that everyone signed up in any situation to play exactly according to their rules. It is not the case in the struggle of the real - any splash with a kitchen cloth twists a couple of times and on the pre-mortem "what are you like a man?" you will only be terribly surprised that someone (were) such exaggerated ideals.

A new game came out. Not for the wider circle, you have to think about it. The authors seem to have put their whole soul into it. Nothing to protect against pirates.
Do you know what it sounds like on the track? "I download now, and then I will definitely buy". And they buy: such are the fans of these authors.
Chess and mat, greedy, helpless copywriters.

Series about economists - "Don't be born beautiful", 2005 your cap

We return home late in the evening. On the way, my husband told me that while I was not there, he prepared a surprise for me. We enter the apartment and a surprise in the kitchen. I go into the dark kitchen, I turn on the light, the melting, on the white bowl live green crabs in the amount of a hundred pieces. How I was screaming!! Vitas would die of jealousy. Surprisingly, none of them came up. It turns out, my bought a box with cancers, covered with a cloth, and the cancers moved a cloth and spread. For a long time I refused to get off the chair. The surprise succeeded.

This banking trick:

On the second summer she spit on everything, took a loan, and went to the sea. with a child. for two weeks. His son was replaced. For the whole next school year, I had to go to the hospital only once, and that was because of watermelon! Loans paid out early before the new year

A good attempt. Fantasy is not bad. But not.

Comments on the film on one of the online resources "ZV7"

XXX is 1. Very weak and all squeezed.
2nd Joey Casino for you to die

The idea of "three-year-old decree a child does not need" and "let us fight for its abolition" sounded, and I couldn't stand it.

A child is born the most helpless creature on earth. And in the depths of it there is a program:"Be someone – or you will die". Up to 3 years of constant presence of a significant adult is a question of survival for a child. At the unconscious level, it is caused by nature. A significant adult is one about whom the child thinks: "I am a child of this person, so he will take care of me, my survival is guaranteed to me, you can calmly develop." An important adult is not necessarily a mother. It can be a dad, a grandmother, a aunt, even a regular babysitter. But never - a teacher in the kindergarten or in the nursery or in the nursery.

I know that my grandmother in the 50s went to work when my child was 2 months old. I look at my mom, uncle, and aunt: they are psychologically degraded personalities. This is not fatal, they live poorly, but they are all psychological disabled. Not psychological, but psychological. I and many of my peers in the 80s were given in the basement at a year and a half. On average, we are more flexible than our mothers. I hope my daughter will have even fewer hysterics, neuroses and other cockroaches than I have. For one and a half years, nobody gave her anywhere.

And now, grandmother, tell me what I did wrong? Am I invented or am I not?! to
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Our dad did not miraculously become alone, but what time was left with a newborn baby, work and it is unclear whether a future wife would live or not. normally got it. It’s great, and most of the men get out. Just most of the kids here are only seen in the movies.)

Scientists have been able to introduce a gene in baking yeast that is responsible for the synthesis of the enzyme that turns sugar into morphine.

Maca bulbs and heroin sticks are obsolete.
Morphine cakes will be...