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[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №79248
 26.03.2013
"The Festival "Winter Rings" has been cancelled due to insulting the feelings of believers". Interestingly, if the unbelievers complain that the “Baptism” and other religious assemblies insult the feelings of the unbelievers, will these events be canceled?

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №79247
 25.03.2013
by C HABRA:

XXX Linux Mint is a simple Linux distribution that requires no specific knowledge to install or use. The installation looks like this: next-> next-> next-> ready.
Yyy And Ubuntu isn’t “next->next->next->ready”? What about Debian?
zzz In Debian, slightly more difficult: next->next->next->next->next->next->ready

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №79246
 25.03.2013
News from the first channel:
“Today a group of terrorists seized the State Duma building together with deputies. The terrorists demand $100 million and a helicopter. In case of failure to meet their demands, they threatened to release a member every hour.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №79245
 25.03.2013
Shall we go on a trip with us in the villages? We have been planning a cryptosocial expedition since autumn! We have even official stickers will be "Ukrainian Chupacabra 2013"
Did you look out the window? You have a better chance of finding a snowman.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №79244
 25.03.2013
Did you see Vasily portraying a deaf-deaf epileptic?
... and...???? to
- We have an order on the supermarket - with customers is not not to rust, but in any circumstances to behave correctly.
And it’s all about it.? to
So here is. Blonde is coming. Pink as required. And says "I need a keyboard for Linux. Vasya is in a misunderstanding, but polite clarifies., Blonda patiently to him, like Dawn - said, borrowed me all kinds of viruses and asking for SMS, the bridegroom put Ubuntu, but work, said, I can only, if I buy a keyboard on 1024 keys, you, so smart and not a ball!and "
There was a stroke at Vasa. Then I drank beer. And the blonde explained the joke for the 25th time. Dear...

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №79243
 25.03.2013
I went to the store for food today. We approach the milk, I curl the nose, I choose. Oh, cheese "King Arthur", you have to try. I say to the seller:
Give us a piece of Arthur.
My son is dark:
The foot.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №79242
 25.03.2013
I work in one of the business centers of Moscow. Lunch in the dining room that is in the same building. There is always the same cashier. So, yesterday I had no small things, and she forgave me the ruble. Today I come again, I pay, I pull 500, she takes the money, she looks at me and says:
I remember you. You have to give me 10 rubles.
Is it ruble, or is it already interest?
I remember, don’t argue, I have a good memory. How much money did you give me?

[ + 16 - ] Comment quote №79241
 25.03.2013
Comments on "The new Lada Kalina will get a sports version"

It will be called the Warrior!

[ + 30 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №79240
 25.03.2013
To the question that a man in a small car first closed the car, and then, thinking, opened it and got his wife and son from there:
Thou thou!
I once went to the kindergarten and remembered that my son had forgotten.

[ + 31 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №79239
 25.03.2013
One time I called the refrigerator repair masters with a completely silly, as it turned out, problem - a freon was leaking out of the refrigerator! It was for him that my panicking brain took on the incomprehensible pink fluid flowing from the door seal, which the cat so sought to cuddle. Of course, now I know that the freon is a gas, and the outflowing and unclear milk, but of the four masters, three really agreed to repair and set a completely real tariff, and one said that my refrigerator was no longer to save.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №79238
 25.03.2013
XXX I go to sleep.
A lot of rubbish in bed.
XXX: Then I Sleep

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №79237
 25.03.2013
We discuss the names of the children in the office. One says:
“When I gave birth to my daughter, I looked out the window, there was snow. I called her Snow.
What if it rained, would it rain?
A voice from the neighboring office:
What if the purge was purgen?

[ + 15 - ] Comment quote №79236
 25.03.2013
Wraithalex: I want to dress according to the calendar, not the thermometer((

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №79235
 25.03.2013
Yesterday, March 24, Russia held an unprecedented on its scale campaign in support of indifference. Millions of indifferent people across the country did not go to the streets.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №79234
 25.03.2013
:: Stael :: (19:26:29 14/03/2013)
And I also understood that I had a dependence on the car, when returning home on foot I tried to warn the drivers of the opposing cars with a flashlight that there was a police patrol with a radar...

[ + 27 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №79233
 25.03.2013
Ticking your finger is inappropriate.
If it’s not about fisting...

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №79232
 25.03.2013
I broke my head what to give to my wife for her birthday. I ask with hope:
Do you want a new Kindle? The color, the tac...
No, I haven’t read this yet!

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №79231
 25.03.2013
On the walls of the cabinets of the training courses "The Art of the Mine" hang not images of the best graduates, but photographs of pumped cars and real estate with attributes "Through NNN months".

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №79230
 25.03.2013
Resistance of materials.
Despite the resistance of the materials, they will still be stolen.

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №79229
 25.03.2013
Stop screaming, or the uncle will take you! A young mother scares me with a child rushing to the entire bus.
It is useless, the little one is screaming more than the former. I come to help:
If you don’t calm down, I’ll take your mother.
Silence and peace!

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