xxx is. My cat taught the dog to beat with his leg...the dog can’t control his nails like a cat and I, lying on the couch and watching TV peacefully, came to the neck with his nails in the eye, and it hurt.
xxx is. Today in the morning in the shower was almost overwhelmed by terrible sounds - this cat really GAVKAL, only he did it in his own way "MaAAV, MaAAV" loudly and very not like a cat.
xxx is. I am afraid that will happen next.

A convenient thing is a voice set of text. Put one empty bowl next to the microphone, the other with water. You begin to transfer. The diploma is ready.

Article on 4pda: "Apple will fix one of the main shortcomings of the latest MacBook"
Commentary by the programmer:
1st deficiencies are
2nd Some disadvantages
Three Among the shortcomings are the main
4 is Some major disadvantages
4pda trolley Apple

There was a funny situation in the store today. The man bought a robot vacuum cleaner and decided to test it. The vacuum cleaner turned on and left his new owner in the store.

In the distant 1977 I finished high school. I am so old. Our school was called a high school. Probably because it introduced professional training, namely driving (after school at the age of 18 you could get the rights) and drawing (the certificate of a drawer-copier was given to the hands). But not this matter. When I got into the army, for some reason I was immediately ordered to issue a stengazette, appointed a political informant, and one lieutenant even asked to write conscripts for him. A month later, I learned from this lieutenant where I got that attention from. It turned out that somewhere in the documents was wrong. And in the field of education, it meant that I had finished high school POLITICAL. No one knew what it was, but I was treated with respect.

xxx: Here they thought that when you make a sign to a customer "WE OPENED!", it would be good to add another piece with two letters with the same font "ON". If the business fails, you use it "N" and notify everyone "We HAVE COVERED!".
yyy: By the way, for the "disadvantaged" areas will be useful when opening: "We have opened up!"

Dear soldiers from all three sides! Ura-patriots and liberals! Go away from our apolitical quotation back into your fucking ones and go there. We don’t care about politics. No, really a whimper.

[On AI and translation]

xxx: in my memory burned forever the word "andedovka": so began to be called pepsi in narrow circles after a dozen-two translations "Feel the taste of life with Pepsi!" from Russian to Chinese and back through the industry gave no way out "Shipping water will raise your dead!"

There are a lot of Gypsies.
They are constantly in the shops.
But they behave calmly and do not stick to anyone.
Probably in an unworking state.
And today comes to meet a young Gypsy with a boy of 10 years, carrying packages with food. She quietly passes by, and the boy goes with his outstretched hand and cries:" give the money give the money nothing to eat".

If you are not responsible for your 2,000-man administration, how can you be responsible for the whole country?

By the way - behind the doors of the school, suddenly, the world in all its diversity: dumb, smart, humanitarian, technicians, red, fat - a shake, all together mixed walk! trouble...

A society without color differentiation of pants is deprived of a future

Being in a house with a cozy and comfortable atmosphere quickly began to think.

Either you fantasize, or your friend doesn’t tell you everything. Schools for adoptive parents do not just exist. The upbringing and development of other kindergartens are not carried out even by people with experience of adoption.

In Stanislav Lema’s book “The Star Diaries of Iyon the Quiet,” the story follows that the same Iyon the Quiet comes to visit aliens, communicates with human experts and they tell him that human women paint their lips with a red mask to mask the traces of the blood they drink from their men.
After 15 years of marriage, it doesn’t seem funny anymore, maybe they were right.

This is:

Guy, if a girl doesn’t know how to control the time and makes you wait for hours until she gathers – either tolerate, it’s incurable, or fall. It’s easier to find a punctual girl who gets up quickly than to rejuvenate a lazy dispersed vegetable. Here is real - I came - not ready - I turn and go alone, where I was moulded. I will meet you if you want to communicate.

And what if the lazy dispersed vegetable is me?

There are three ladies sitting there, one writing, the other two talking. I show my hand in the blood, the other hand underneath it I hold with a hammer - so that the blood collects. I told you to sit in the hallway.
I sit. I sit for forty seven minutes.

You won’t believe it, but in Israel, where medicine is at a very good level and the attitude toward patients is quite human, you can sit exactly the same way. If you are not paid. Hospitals respond either to people who loudly wept ("save-I die!", rather than goats, you know who I am??Or those whose diagnosis (direction of a doctor, an ambulance) is for them. The rest are still silent even if they have a tail in their heads. To die proudly and quietly I do not advise, it will not be appreciated.

Dolls, you’re just not in the subject if you think all children should be taught together. Those who are for lifelong segregation are wrong. Those who believe that there are not so many children with lesions of the central nerve and periphery are also wrong - in fact, they are much more. Since now even children weighing 500 grams are cared for (and previously considered to be a fetus), neurological symptoms even in the ordinary, secondary school. Did you know that there are different types of schools? For example 7? This is a correctional school for almost hopeless children, where they are taught to wash floors, dust, wash - what normal children do not need to teach specifically. Did you learn to read by 9th grade? The Excellent!

Normal people in call centers do not stay long
XX: I know what I am saying.
XXX: I worked there for three years.

The difference between corruption and lobbying is as subtle and unfathomable as it is between a collector and a bandit on the highway.

Sitting down the day, the deal was washed. Companion told me.
At the end of the 1990s, I caught luck for the tail. Japanese cars bought for pennies at three prices in Russia on import sold. Money is a river, babies hang on their necks. Beer, vodka, the dream of an idiot. But a man is such a cattle, he quickly gets used to everything. The buckle stopped inserting, from the beautiful ladies a couple of times in drunkenness wrapped the bouquets. And then I was offered to try a noble pull. I tried it with a new gamma of sensations. My head doesn’t hurt in the morning, it’s fine. And a mandala on the cats.
I am the only son of my mother. She raised me alone and worked from morning to night. I got up to her, I immediately bought the apartment, well, she came to me on the weekend by habit, the refrigerator with its tastes will beat and leave. And here I woke up, she sits roughly and her lips in a thin line of compression. I’ve been afraid of her since childhood, I’ve been cut and shot, there’s nothing worse. Here she declares to me:
“Cola, I’ve counted exactly 28 holes from injections on your hands. You have my head healthy, it is unlikely that the doctors used you. So if I see another hole, I will hang myself in your room the same day. You know me.
He got up and left. I sat down on the bed, got a couple of balloons, broke and threw all the contents into the toilet. Let us drink for our parents.

Robert De Niro: “After 50 years of marriage, I once looked at my wife and said:
“Fifty years ago we had a small house, an old car, we slept on the couch and watched a little black and white TV, but every night I slept in the same bed with a beautiful 19-year-old girl.
Now I have a huge, expensive house, a lot of expensive cars, a huge bed in a luxurious bedroom, a color TV with a wide screen, but I sleep in the same bed with a 69-year-old woman. I start to doubt my marriage.”
My wife is a very intelligent woman. She did not get offended or argue. She just offered me to find a 19-year-old girl, and she’ll make sure I live in a small house again, sleep on a sold-out couch and watch black and white TV.”