We have a security company in the city. Maybe, and a good company, but foreign and joint ventures I will not recommend its services. Just it’s called the "Shield Security"...

I am 18 and I am 18))
XXX: Not for you.
YYY: And who are you? When did you lose your virginity?
XXX: Well you woke up. and :P

There is probably no more devout and sincere being than a dog in the universe.
How about the worms?

Maxim: and you are from where?
From St. Petersburg! I live in Moscow and study here. You are from where?
Also from Moscow. Where do you live in Moscow?
Ilana: Yes
Where in Moscow?
Ilana: Yes
Where in Moscow?
Tagged with: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Where is Moscow?
Ilana: What the record went on
Where do you live in Moscow?
Ilana: I understood
Maxim: Thank God
I am with my sister.
Maxim: Let’s try again. Where in Moscow do you live?
I am just sleepy for a long time
Okay, I will ask differently. In which district of Moscow do you live?
I live in the house of my sister.
In which district of Moscow do you live?
Ilana: Aaaah clear
not far away
Maxim: Not far from what?
Ilana: From Moscow

The yogurt, of course, clogs, but here the milk clogs. Words are similar...
And the fact that the methods change every year does not mean that the parents are idiots and fear in vain, but that all these methods, fucking, would have been at least one decent, it would have stopped.
It is fun to decide those children whose parents have a familiar go-ped who suggests the correct answer.
As a result, those who try to understand and solve tasks in which there is no logic, it is stunned that they are stupid because they can not cope with the simplest things, and those who get five, answering on the hint, understand that nothing and solve is not necessary, you will be told how correctly.
After that, Mr. Teacher, at least be motivated.

Over the last three days, I’ve realized that eggs with milk are just as dumb as people who post this nonsense!

In some centuries I decided to lose weight, sat on a diet and went to the stadium. I was standing in the stadium doing exercise and I heard the smell of cottles, or something edible. I don’t know where this smell comes from in the stadium. After a minute, I remember that when I ran past a bunch of children they ate cakes. Now it was 70 meters to the child. The first day of the diet.

The prosecutors of Russia need a new shape and a lunar prisma.

The Inventor :

We make two ordinary sandwiches with sausage. Then, each of them will be soaked "back" with oil. Combine these two butter with the back to the back with the sausage out. Woala, the sandwich of Schrödinger – Matroskin!

What did you mean by "Schrödinger’s Sandwich"? In what two positions can he be at the same time? Another Mobius sandwich I can understand, like both sides are face-to-face, but what about Schrödinger?

We have been together with a friend for 1.5 years.
By some unspecified method, the duties were distributed, that, mol, I cook, he washes.
Yes, but not about that.
He hangs his clothes again and cries out of the hallway:
I washed your rabbit hats.
I, a man who is not wearing natural fur (not a greenpeace, a kid, just a poor man), stand in confusion in the kitchen and remember that for rabbit hats, and not one, but two (!) is
I approach, think, look, where he dug them out, and here I was surprised: a friend removed some of my wet socks from the linen rope, dressed onto the head, and with the words "what is not a rabbit?" began to playfully hang them in different directions. xd

Probably, only I could guess when I swallowed a large bowl of too hot tea to not burn my mouth, quickly swallow it (((

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Well then you have to write KOLLIMAP and everything will get to its place.
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No matter how you write, a colymap is a colymap. Do not deceive yourself.

From the 64GB flash:

Is the music in the car normal?
If you want to circumnavigate the globe five times, then yes.

Hello to all lovers of children's tests and everything else! I want to close the question: milk coagulates, the eggs coagulate. by Gemacht!

Children do not run a farm, and they may not know that raw milk crumbles.

Not much more, parents can say about the crumbling milk: broke, spoiled, disappeared, etc.

On pornolab.net comment on the video where the grandmother squeezes a bottle of Heineken in her ass:

A very good Heineken! But I got stuck with the bucket)))

yyy: I suppose, thusnyak under "50 cent" song "Candy Shop" all such cool and here heraks translation "I will bring you to the confectionery...."
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I don’t want to break anyone the touching picture that arose in the mind, but candy shop is the slang name of the bordell.

The Vampire Phuist sews a cross in the daytime, a silver needle near a bed with garlic in the back yard of the monastery :)

Here are the technicians.
I sit down, dictating a friend’s email address, he wants to send something there. I dictate due to the circumstances by phone. He writes the address, then suddenly stops and asks: "A weather, and "We" what? How is a voltmeter or power?" xD

At the expense of the barley and milk that collapse is a typical test for the association of schizophrenia. If you show him a card with a hat, jacket, shoes and pencil, then he will not divide them by ‘clothes/not clothes’, like all normal people, but by ‘leaves a mark/not leaves a mark’, thus distinguishing them into a general group of shoes and pencil.

Therefore, the correct answer to such questions, on which even dementia children are trying to provide (and also drugs from it are expensive to prescribe, of course) - "the common thing with barley and milk - is that fucking under-educated psychologists use them in one question." Well or "go nahuy" vs "I will now talk to your boss".