I play in Skyrim. The wife returns from the store and unhappy begins to tell:
"Imagine you bought the water you asked for, so it is 20 rubles more expensive in the seventh continent than in the fifth."
I am silent. Instead of me suddenly answers NPS from the screen:
It’s time to stop these blood-drinkers!

(Commentary to the video on YouTube)
X: And even here, as soon as a stressful situation, instantly stop speaking. The government does not speak to the cameras. The oligarchs do not speak. Members do not speak in language. And even on the Maidan, on the Maidan, they don’t speak the language. Does anybody in Chatham speak that language?
Y: Just for TV.

Watch the story on TV in the morning. The fifth channel, Peter. Two alcoholic grandfathers, writing prose and poetry, arranged a drunken fight on literary soil and cut each other. to death. It seems to be a poet’s prose. Well, the journalists who filmed the story are philologists! They all gathered - and "not the bread alone" over the bitten bulka, and a portrait of Yesenin, and a textbook of literature for the 10th grade... Even to the editor of the newspaper, where the murdered poet was published, they arrived...
These guys are harsh – the writers!
My husband (the technician), having underwear, looks at me (I am a philologist), cries and agrees for the first time in 15 years of marriage:
All and all!! To lie, not to lie!

Arkhangelsk was founded in 1584 by the same Emperor, also on the sea and is also the first port.

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exactly. Russia was baptized by the same emperor, Moscow was founded and the Crusaders were defeated. And already after all these heroic accomplishments, in 1721, he became an emperor.

In general, the case was at the time when the Tatar Mongols attacked the Soviet Union.

Europe has crushed its throat.
Crimea has fallen –
Russia was like that.

11 years ago, my old friend
Intelligent opera by listening to the resident
What kinds of smart phones and
What is their development, he thought, said:
How many idiots will make life easier
The Czechs.”

Here is Ukrainian.
You are naked!!! to

to this:
"XXXX: Do I see a smiley in the inscription "XXXX: " similar to Marge of the Simpsons?"
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Who are you, this unfortunate man? That’s why you did it? How is it possible? I have a few Simpsons in front of my eyes.

I think I broke the teacher today.
WOW :?? to
XHH: They studied various tests in psychology, and tested on themselves for example. And there was, among other things, the task of illustrating the picture - a wave in a square. Well, give up, the predecessor checks, comments. And then he hangs, intentionally, looks at the sheet, thinks, looks again, eventually asks the drawer to explain what it is, and then said that this is not suitable for any classification.
Guess whose letter it was?
Wow, I guess, so what did you picture there?
Well, I look at a wave of some sort, and I did the first thing that came to mind - the oscillograph.

Information agency Regnum

This autumn in Latvia will be presented a new musical "Zukurs. Herbert Zuckerberg. In the description of the production it is said that it is a story about the legendary flight, adventures and tragic fate of the Liepaja aviator. This year marks 80 years since Tsukurs triumphantly returned from the legendary flight to Gambia.
As the author of the idea, Juris Miller, said, the main line of the plot in the musical will be the tragic events of the history of Latvia through the prism of the life of one patriot.

In 1941, following the capture of Riga by the German troops, the legendary pilot voluntarily joined the punitive team of Arissa. This unit was involved in the mass murder of Latvian Jews in the Riga ghetto and in Rumbul, a forest located near Riga. More than 25,000 were shot. The Jews. Herbert Zucurus is considered a complicit of these crimes. Some witnesses recalled that Tsukurs was shooting directly from the window of his car. According to the memories of other witnesses, in November 1941, Tsukurs personally killed the elderly and the sick who were behind the column. After the war, Tsukurs fled to Germany and then to Brazil. In 1965, he was liquidated in Uruguay by agents of Mossad.

and AAA:
Make a charge for your eyes! and so!
Do it once: o_o...
Do two: O_o...
Do three: O_O...
In the initial state of o...
Now a smile.

The BBB:
I tried X.

and ccc:
to sleep...! – – – –

and DDD:
ZZZZZ ZZZZZ

Eeee :
What should I do –?

The FFF:
You will see, we will raise you up forever U_U

Eeee :
Just don’t pull too much ∩_∩

The FFF:
I am gentle (0)

Eeee :
▀_▀ Oh, that will be okay! But the neighbor has a very difficult case ≡_≡

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I will meet a U.S. citizen living in Russia for the introduction of sanctions (20 cm)

to this:
Progress is not standing still...
Now you will not be surprised by a person who goes and does something on the phone.
XHH: And today I saw a man who goes and plays on the tablet!
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And how does a man go and from the smaragd the fallen server raises - did you not see?
Nothing is)

and whiskey. If you read this word with the emphasis on the first word, you are an alcoholic.
Break stereotypes, I read like whisky, but I am an alcoholic.
I read with emphasis on the first, but I am not an alcoholic. The paradox.

About installing a short cycle chain alone:

xxx: in short, with the help of a break and some mother I put it)
and young people))
You hold the chain with two hands, it is in oil.
xxx: pedals smoothly try to scatter it to the sides, and the back also has a sprinkler at the rear switch
XXX: It is also
XXX is four hands.
xx: and still have to hold the press with both hands
XXX: 6 hands
xxx and turn)
xxx: short, I simulated 7 hands)
xxx: with the help of two and abundant mat
XXX: The Virtualization

Divisi0n_by_zer0: asked in the new office to drink - no glasses. I took two sheets from the printer and drank from a refrigerator from a paper ball.

Serg: Recently I have a growing opinion that the joke about the exacerbation of schizophrenia in the spring is not a joke.

In one of the forums, such as where to buy:

You can use the search engine and choose where you are more comfortable (nearer, cheaper) to buy. It is difficult to advise without knowing the region, Russia is big, the territory is growing.

There was such in Gaida, for example, namely - "Timor and his team"

It is...

Go to!! The Fucks!! and so on!! In the school

to this:

"From the hubra, discussion of the dreams of the Aitishnikovs:

Ernillew: It’s nothing, I woke up somehow, told my wife that I dreamed that Nagios a crash of one of the servers, but only in the mail, I repaired the server and went back to sleep. The wife replied, "You got up around three o'clock at night, said that the server fell, looked at the mail, broke up, picked up the server and lay back."
That is to say, I got a message from Nagios somehow in a dream and raised everything no longer in a dream :)
Checked the logs, all true, the server really fell, really nothing came on the mobile, really got up without waking up :)"

There was a time, I worked in technical support - could at any time call and pull me out, even from the bed, to fix the problem. They often did so. It came to the fact that I woke up 1-2 minutes before the call, and no matter who called (in the case or not). After the dismissal, the prediction disappeared.