When you are interested in guitars enough, your girlfriend can send this.
XXX: AAAA
AAAAAA
I had a mediator in the toilet.

** by
When I am an old aunt,
And the wicked will,
In the nightmarish slopes,
And also slightly,
When I walk I will be with a stick,
Shaking your nose,
with an old wiped blade
On the head instead of the hair.
I will be squeezed,
In the irony of fate,
My long-awaited foolish prince,
My genius of pure beauty.
He only looks at me in the mid-eye.
The love dust will disappear.
I say to him: infection!
The Paddle! Where have you been before...?
And he, putting his jaw in a glass,
Breathe or breathe... or Icnet:
It is silent: my beauty!
He falls to his feet like a bullet.
I went to you with torment,
I did stupidly,
I dug gold and stones,
and gathered knowledge.
Now you are worthy!
Now, Princess, it is all yours!
Oh, old bald stupid warrior!
So what do we do, my?? to

My father bought his first cell phone. I received a SMS today:
Bata: I’ve learned to use SMS, now I’ll write to you at night and hinder your sleep.
I: Write, I still work at night.
What, is he smart?
I: Hugo, it’s all in you.
Father: The son is smart, all in the father. Damn with the eggs, two eggs :) (smiley!!!!)
Mom just called. It turns out, he took my wife’s number from her and sends her SMS from an unknown number. She invites to a date, is interested in what flowers she loves, compliments and poems. And it is on the move. Well, the wife will pick it up in the evening, but here the father, God give health. Seventy years old man, and everything doesn’t play out.

from the forum " help newcomers"
How to Change Nick? – How to Change Nick?! to

I went to a site with some mystery... and there...

Believe it or not, the reader is right, but on the number 7 (seven) the human world is built. He stands on it, like on a tectonic plate, and ideologically relies on it, seeing in it the root of everything. For visibility: in the human world there are 7 colors, 7 notes, 7 days a week, 7 periods in the table of elements, 7 measurements in string theory and even 7 fingers on the hands.

O_O

X: Well, go in the pop, let’s go, as usual?
XXX, not there.
XXX: Not the window in the sense
Contact yyy removed himself

The son went to the interview (the first job he is looking for). I received an SMS:
The staff read my resume and went with him to the toilet...I’d probably better leave now? Or should we wait for her return?

I can motivate employees every day ?
by werediver: oh. It is really cool.
What about natural immunity?
Chifir: immunity to puzzles only in corpses

The night. Trying to sleep. A brother and his wife live behind the wall. I hear a shout of surprise: - How he bended her! Where did he put it in? What if four?
I watched the origami master class :)

The phone call. The female voice:
Where did I get?
I answered:
Where did you aim?
After a second confusion:
and hi hi! Maybe in you too. I will think...
The short slides...

My cousin is 6 years old. We talk about milk teeth.
I: If you put a falling tooth under a pillow, the mouse will take it and leave you a coin.
He: And how many coins if I put my grandfather’s jaw there?

We have two cats at home. tk. They are still young and love to play. They sleep during the day and play at night. Well, how they play, wear around the house, jump on sofas, beds.
And while we are asleep, they start sleeping, of course, it’s impossible.
WOW :D
But my brother solved the problem.
WOW how?
He crawls to the sleeping cat in the afternoon from behind... tilt to the ear, so that the animal would not notice him and scream: HULY Sleep, SUCK!!! to
by *ROLF*
A poor animal.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

I sat with my 10-month-old daughter behind the compass. The daughter showed me several combinations of hot keys that I had no idea.

The phrase:
"2010, BitTorrent, Inc.
All rights reserved."
It looks somewhat unnatural.)

<xxx> in Japan after the earthquake the roads are better than in Russia

LOL) daughter (3,5 years old) today tough sister loaded)
She (sister) wanted to make a ring in her nose, told a little how cool it was, but asked only one question, after which the sister fell into a stumbling:
How are you going to get in your nose?
PS: my sister answered))

I stopped singing in the shower when I heard my neighbors sing to me.

My favorite :*
I just found your rubber glued to the top shelf of my desk.
My favorite :*
Should you leave it or throw it away?

Dimon ‎(13:25):
Is the end of the world more likely?
LISander ‎(13:25):
I beg you.
This is Libya!
They didn’t even have the imagination to come up with a second color for the flag.

You know, how we (in Ukraine) translated the title of the film "Alien Paul"? "The Revenant of Paul"! Fuck, I am crying.