I worked somehow in the Russian State Historical Archive with documents of the Third Branch of the time of Nicholas I. This most secret police prepared for the Emperor a summary of events every week. I must say that crimes in the Russian Empire were fewer than in one day in any provincial Russian city today. There was a lot of fun. Some places the Highest Hand has placed untrustworthy notes "Is it true?"... I was most impressed by one message. Somehow it characterizes both the era and the country... The date is 1846. The text is this:
Chernigov County landlord Komar a hundred and twenty-year-old peasant
Astapov, bored with life, drowned"

It’s not scary if humanitaries consider themselves normal people. They do not know and do not know.

xxx: B####h, how do I do for #####o this auto correction of words
XXX: Turn off the wheel.

4pda, topic about marriage phone:

xxx: I just have miracles something with the phone... I have a whistle in my hands, but it is worth the wife to take it in the hands, so the whistle disappears and it becomes monolithic such a broken brick
Yyy: You still say that it increases in size))

Dr. Spiker: Have you noticed that the most terrifying words end in the words: boss, alarm, Monday?
Dark_Wizard_Sigma: The fucker is also awful.
Dr. Spiker: Oh, especially with bosses on Mondays.

How you have borrowed!
To all those who annoy about winter every year in March - remember, fucking, that before the baptism of Russia Maslenica was celebrated in connection with the spring equinox (20-21 March, if anything), and one of the oldest traditions on maslenica, in addition to the chuchel of winter - is the assault of snow fortresses.

Cat admin shredder huiase o_o

Why does HTML believe that “chucknorris” is a color?
Comments as always!! to
Chuck Norris is a terrible actor. If he's so cool, let him come and hit me with the head about the keyboardorapple b56till675lprplrolpigarapne56."
Chuck Norris can knock a rotating door.
It’s terrible to imagine what would happen if you put Chuck Norris in the font size.
No one survived to tell.

XXX: I wish you a good night.
YYY: Can the married get in?
Well, judging by the faces in the morning subway, maybe.

X: How would you call an enot?
Tagged: dog
XXX: Andreevich
xxx: the dog Andreevich grandson
YYY: for the enot

On Yandex, the advertising of the car, in the form of a line with prices instead of centimeters, just pleasures:
Use the ambulance to figure out how expensive a car you need.

From the discussion of the article "Supertough sapphire glass for smartphones":
Well now these phones will scratch the keys in your pocket.

My brother told...
Three men decided to drink. For a long time I thought where and didn't come up with anything better than going to the cemetery - like no one will bother, and remember someone. Drinking in the dark. Then one of them fell asleep and he went to the nearest bushes. Meanwhile, his friends decided to joke about him. One of them quietly walked around the crasher and stepped up to him from behind, spinning his nails on a naked half pocket. The poor man serenated so that he was imposed 16 (!) Shoving on the broken ass!! In the hospital, too, a scandal came out: the surgeon rotted so that he could not carry out the operation for a long time until the end.

Review on the site of one store to a laptop worth $ 3000

I recently bought this device. Well what can I say, I saved money on another laptop, but as I saw such a device I just couldn’t resist! I took a loan and now I use it. It’s been a month! :) for all the time never hanged, contact and even the office just fly! Online movies have become very bright and clear, well, and the wife of the child is now decomposing 30-40% faster!!! And it’s not on the maximum settings (because the computer game!) We eat less and save less. But it is for now. There is another plus in this - I became less swollen and almost quit smoking. Overall satisfied. Take it, it’s great!

She told me I had a small bucket.
Did you do computer repairs to her? She said she was just a friend. I hate it!
- Anka, embarrassed, her mother also ran into the room with these words. And we are sitting and trying to wrap Winchester with a bucket from the designer.
- O_O
- Nemo scene, I get what happened, I start to roast, and her mother says so with reproach "look, not even justified" and leaves.

From the Diaries

The smoke now with one epic sentence reflected the whole essence of erpoge.
He picked up the armor in the toy, breathed and said so martyrly:
"You stand like a tile, you don’t know what to wear"
I humbly think it’s genius.

"The man who killed the accomplice was sentenced to eight years in prison".
Five-foot yamb, by the way, is beautiful.

In the forests there are such abnormal zones, where from underground goes gas causing hallucinations - so there saw elves, dwarves and more on the list.

16:47 And what do you do when you miss someone you will never see or embrace again in your life?
Hulia 17:10 - In the cemetery I eat

The female logic:

I changed you with Sasha. Give him a mouth!

xxx: I yesterday when repairing the iphone 3gs, once 10 got a brick and once iPod : )))))