Reveled dictatorship and feathers violin,
A loud teacher!
We looked at each other in the notebook.
Everyone struck as much as he could.

The year 1935. Changes from my grandmother.

Some experts argue that the enmity between Trump and Kim is caused by the conflict of their hairstyles.

I have long thought that green, iodine and alcohol cause burning wounds because the microbes die and eventually bite. This was “wiped out” by my parents, I could only refute it with the help of a careful study of the encyclopedic dictionary.

Before elections, treasury thieves become patriots.

Seven-year-old Tim was on a terrible mission to congratulate all of his classmates on March 8. They are 22, and there are only two guys. Parents offered financial assistance. The son proudly refused:
You gave me a thousand for February 23. There is still something left of the gift. Farewell to!

The next day, my father called from the store’s guard. Their child was arrested for theft. During the flight, it was discovered that he was caught together with a second classmate. They had a carefully calculated budget for 22 gifts, but on the day of the purchase the store had time to slightly raise prices. It was not enough for the only chocolate "Alenka". The boys remembered firmly that the gifts to all girls should be the same. So that no one gets offended. And the missing chocolate. They were caught with a poll.

My father came and got out. He called the head, congratulated him on the coming International Women's Day, and almost brought her to enthusiastic mourning with his story about the cause of this theft. I paid for Alena. The men were released without fines. At home, the father of Khumuro burst to his wife:
In our son, the knight and the troll woke up at the same time. The usual combination...

of Medvedev:
“We want to entrust the leadership of Rosatom to Anatoly Borisovich Chubais.
The Chubai:
I am ready. As usual? Fast and down?
of course. It would have been slow and unreasonable, we would have appointed Dvorkovich.

Stupid stuff from idiots. Not because he is not like him, but because he learned, did not repeat the mistakes of his father, went to people.

That is, the idiot-map beats the idiot-son for being the hereditary idiot? In the spirit of idiots, who is already there. Hottest will only be the family "quasimodo", demanding from the daughter the first place in a beauty contest.

My quotes are removed.

Who was the first of the Orphomaniacs and Grammarnacs? Maybe I?

here here :
The son recently shaken the belt for the three by the dictatorship. He is dressed, Carl! The pants, looking from the cosy and bormochet:
C: I may have other talents. A man cannot be successful in everything.
I: is it true? Name at least one subject in which you have not had a rating below five.
After a long break, talent depends on genes. It’s your fault that I didn’t inherit.

The baby’s mouth [...]

There is full "shDevrov": looks from the bottom, everything is straight, you can and can not fade.
My son is right.)

I choose the laundry. Fuck, the people in the reviews do not write:
"The disadvantages are:
1st I didn’t like the front window and the door in general.
In the first glass plastic - you can accidentally squeeze :("

In what position do they accidentally press on a low enough loop for frontal loading with their ass?

I have a mirror hanging in the corridor on the wall opposite the door. One day, a neighbor activist (an unidentified age aunt) came in for something and stated that it was not Feng Shui. All the energy that comes into it is returned. To be honest, I was a little squeezed and couldn’t find anything to answer. Here behind my back came a brother who visited me and horribly asked what she was sending us so it was terrible to get a turn, and the question was exhausted.

<Capitán Crac> I love these shop signs:
Everything for Health
Trusty
Costumed
Walked
Wheelchair

The imam-hatib of the Mirza Yusuf Cathedral Mosque in Tashkent, Rahmatullo Sayfuddinov, said the harmful influence of Turkish TV shows on the Uzbek genosphere.

During the sermon, the imam said that "women who think during sexual intercourse not about their husbands, but about beautiful actors from Turkish TV shows, are born gay children."

2nd Smaug cannot exist in nature. Due to the fact that it has both wings and front legs (so it cannot be physiologically. Ask the biologists.

Why do you rule out that Smaug is a cockroach or a spider?

Yesterday I went into the taste alfabet for the first time. They have bread for 700 rubles. What to add to the bread so it costs 700 rubles? The Belgian Chocolate? The black cane?

by KINOBAŞ
help find a movie, watched as a child on a video cassette. There, a wealthy woman lives in a large house alone, and once calls the water supplier, he comes and plays with the hostess, and the gardener looks out the window. I could not see further - the parents returned, the cassette had to be placed in place so as not to be struck. I remember the movie was in German. I would like to know how the case ended.

Do you really call your member a bee?
Yes Yes
Sorry

Indifferent residents even cut off a piece of frozen feces and brought it to the office of the city administration, but the problem is not yet solved.

Help find a movie, watched as a child on a video cassette. There, a wealthy woman lives in a large house alone, and once calls the water supplier, he comes and plays with the hostess, and the gardener looks out the window. I could not see further - the parents returned, the cassette had to be placed in place so as not to be struck. I remember the movie was in German. I would like to know how the case ended.

Everyone was pleased. And a rich woman. and water conductor. And the gardener. And parents, you didn’t find the cassette. And you, if you checked out.

We are discussing how itish terms have been integrated into the Russian language. ("Leave the latest changes" and "From the master", that’s all)
What if the Silicon Valley did not appear in the United States, but in Japan?
- "Zaharakirte, please change in the sandwich"?

From a blog about programming:
In this case, the progress bar will not work, because there is no information about progress as such. In such cases, we do not put the progress bar, but the "mothillator". This is a component that during the loading shows some animation as a sign that the process is ongoing. For example, circles that run around.