What do you know about optimism? My neighbor always puts the house keys in her pocket when she washes the windows. In case he falls out of the window. We live on the 9th floor.

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx We finally hired a really cool and strong pitcher!
YYY: Well, thanks to God
zzz: congratulations, good luck with him )
He just broke the washing machine in the toilet.

They pay less, but pay the same for the same work. Is that what feminists want?

So if for the same work - then fuck on the hospitalist instead of the wife, wipe the ass of your heir 40 times a day. Otherwise, it will do less with such a system.

I asked for a lotus when I was a child. Dad said he would be on my bed.
YYY: Where is the lottery?

Previously worked in a predominantly male team, performing "masculine" work. The salary was just as high as she did and received. Children and other lazy people voluntarily descended in an unknown direction after the first salary.
so employers to the note, enter in your enterprise a partial wage and the lazy will fall away themselves.
By the way, office workers can also be placed on the "deal", there would be a desire.

As Arkady Rykin said, you first find the unit of measurement of my work, and then ask what and the leap I did.

- I read now that alcohol is incompatible with many fruits - mango, peaches, apricots, lime, grapes...
How to separate grapes from alcohol in wine?

Remember to:

RIGHT: 5-year-old, 10-minute, 9-kilometer, 7-month, 3-storey, 2-storey, 3-room, 256 keyboard.

Disgusting: 5 year old and so on.

Why Why? Because it
Five years old,
10 minutes of clutter;
"five" cut to 5 (five with a defect) and glue the following root: 5-year-old.

by Dmitry:
And I remember asking Sergei something like “Here I haven’t been in civilization for 10 days.” Tell me what happened in that time."
He took it and kept silent for a few minutes.
by Sergey:
I tried to realize
Civilization is
Do you ask me such complicated questions?

I worked as a designer and went on vacation. I talked with a Thai girl under my palm. She apologized, said it was an urgent phone call at work and talks on the iPhone with a sweet accent. There was an excerpt of the conversation: “Oooo, ocean, nesu, bat vi nid to play viz colors e litl bit ocean”. It is international :D

Al Copernicus: Let’s go back mentally to the joy called Skype. Surprisingly, but even in the minds will have to wait a few minutes before it loads...

Today is World Poetry Day!
Y: The Huesia
Z: Do not hesitate!
Y: I rhyme, the feast is

From the discussion of the request to block the Flibusta bot in the telegram

ClearAirTurbulence: That is. If the books are copied in Xerox and sent by Russian mail, will they also ban it?
Lietto: I think books cannot be copied on xerox, especially to distribute
Zibx: Strange, I was normally copied.

The latter has a very logical explanation. A woman as a boss is generally respected less - you give the thigh, eventually they will sit on your neck and will not count with you at all. The only way out is to be an unwavering man. Well, as a deer... the man in this case will be called "strict but fair".

Worked in both situations.
No one has respected the boss or the strict boss anymore.

But here is the mama, who replaced the bosses and treated people with understanding, and individually, in order to help and not to sit on the neck, everyone respects.
And he can always agree with us, unlike the first two.
Because there is another concept like "cooperation"

You can do as much as you want to not give the thigh, hold people in gloves and other things.
but then in the case of force majeure or other cases, employees will simply send "Nach"

I sell my neighbor’s dog. Fuck it!!! to
Damn, I’ll buy for my neighbors.

We had such an employee. After receiving the Excel table by email, he printed it on a printer, corrected the data with a pencil on paper, scanned it and sent it back.

Koravek:...we need to teach children how to protect themselves from one-off maniacs.
When I was a child, my sister thought that if a person smiles, he is good. So her parents at a fairly delicate age showed her the “Silence of the Lambs” to drop this setup.

I went to lunch today. I didn’t really want to, I think I’ll go into the tent next to work and buy a couple of cakes for tea. While standing on the lighthouse, I noticed 3 children aged 12-13 on the other side of the street who laughed a lot at something. While crossing the road he noticed one of them stops, throws something and runs to his friends. As I later understood, he threw the money of the bank of the robbers and robbed from the people picking them up. Even though today and Monday were a tough day, my mood was great and I decided to laugh too. Waiting for them to throw their counterfeit again (I thought 1000 would throw at first, in fact it was 5000, but I was ready for it), I approached and picked up the money. I watched the kids have fun, deceived another fool. I went to the tent that was closer to them, stood up with my back to the children so they didn’t see what I was paying, bought a bank of Pepsi (why Pepsi, cakes he wanted), pulled out of my pocket 4000 rubles and when I left the tent, he waved that money in front of them. Ele refrained not to laugh, but made the face of the winner in life and moved away. Their faces were the best reward for my efforts.

xxx: (songs) "This is San Francisco, a city in the style of Cisco, this is San Francisco, thousands of fires" >_<

I am a pharmacist and my wife is an architect.
I think she’s just sitting behind a compact house painting and she thinks I’m a seller.

What is the name of the "black" behind the jet?
and hm. I do not know...
The pilot! You are a racist!