Long live the Russian court! The most just and humane court in the world!
If two strangers suddenly decide to cheat,
Making a hole in you, and in your friends,
Don’t think about defending yourself, throw your stomach on the knife!
Then the judge acknowledges that you are right and they are not.
But if you think of defending the bandit,
With a stick, branch, fist or even a pistol,
Be prepared that those bandits who have more money,
They will become victims, the poor, and you will be put in jail!

SnowGreen: I stood at the stop, approached the kiosk, bought cigarettes
I usually smoke Danyl.
I look around - dirt, garbage, garbage, some hachiki, grandmothers with chariots
What is Danny Denham? The red, please

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- 5 minutes ago I searched for a cake recipe

- 3 times finished while trying to stretch on this instructions, thank you

Yesterday I went with my husband on a trolley bus.
The interruption. We stand. We are not far from where we need to be.
Here the driver, carefully parks the trolley bus in the "pocket", opens the door and goes out.
We also went out and decided to walk. We still joke, say "once the driver decided to go out, then we can"
And we see a wicked thing.
It turns out in front of the traffic is blocked by another trolleybus, absolutely empty. Not the driver, not the driver, not the passengers.
So the driver of our trolleybus, sits in this empty trolleybus and leaves.
I and my brother looked at him on the street. Two quarters later he turned to another street and escaped from our eyes.

I personally still wonder what happened to the trolleybus that we left))))

My daughter (09:39:55 21/03/2013)
At night, the neighbor’s bed screamed. Exactly one minute. She needs it!

I don’t like to go for beer... in the morning, they look at me as the last drink, but I’m not myself!! to
Yyy: Order a T-shirt with a large inscription “I don’t take this for myself.”
Zzzz: Go to her wedding :3

The car replacement just worked for something.
Riches: Yes, that is what happens. I forgot to turn off the auto correction.)
Romashka Bogachev: You write in Google "The sinusoidality of the reduction inductor is not emulated with the chromophore euphoria of the axyrogenic-adjustable photon triangulator", and it gets "download porn for free without SMS" :D

NK: If you are at a wedding and you are asked stupid questions - answer loudly and clearly:"Bitter!"

XXX: How is it?
YYY: Funny
The Floors Click
Repair the bathroom
There are no plates
At work to kill half a worker is ready
How are you?
XXX: And I have PMS.

I love these creative people!

(He talks to himself trying to find something to eat.)
The fish soup! But we ate it yesterday, my beauty...
(Song by Roxette)
Listen to your good-a-art!
(I’m going to make fast pasta)

PurPurPur: I want to eat...
Mistake: And I too! Whom to eat?
PurPurPur: I don’t eat people.
PurPurPur: And the vans.
Driving: What a nice clarification.

Signs of time: a generation is growing up who can’t use a computer mouse.

Eat Vodka> Drink Cucumbers: Clover nicknames
Drink Cucumbers> Eat Vodka: Yours, to go, complementary to mine)

When you see this idiot, you will be very surprised at his madness.
“I’m a client of Sberbank, so it’s hard to surprise me with stupidity.

Three crows in the swamps. 2 next to each other, something loudly prove to each other, and the third slightly on the side. Somewhere she accidentally picked up a large piece of white bread and, cheered by happiness, had already jumped to take off, but suddenly slowed down, stood up a little bit, looked carefully at those two and walked carefully over the nearest snow mountain.

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Candy "Cancer neck" and "Gussian legs" exist for one purpose - to give them to a foreigner, wait until he tries, and then, looking in the eyes, translate the name.

by Lucky

Laughter prolongs life, but who needs such a long funny life?

I was very young at the time, I was only fourteen, cigarettes were not always sold in the store. As suddenly a disturbing rumor spread through the school that those who have already knocked, need to go to the district military department, have a card there, go to the medical commission and all kinds of shells.
It was a big break, but there was one small strap in the situation. You can go to school legally. So I chose a day with hopeless control and went to surrender to the army.
I come and see another twenty boys laying in the cabinets. He asked, signed up, took a paper. Next to doctors. They immediately asked about fainting, checked whether I knew the alphabet, then measured all my tactical and technical characteristics. Finally, I showed a dark aunt a pitch.
I think everything. to home. But what there.
Suddenly, a slightly messy military man appears in the corridor, and screams. We do not run, we go all out into the yard, we build, now the commander of the military committee will speak to you.
We came out, built not very accurately, we stand, we wait for phenomena.
We look in front of some small turboprop miracle, judging by rust, of the time immediately after the Great Patriotic War. But without a race and tribe, probably some small-series, unsuccessful specimen. Or assembled by local floats in a garage of spare parts.
It must be said, at the time, all the military commissions of the city were very competitive in the quest to have some visible military aid on their territory. Someone had a BTR, someone had a mine. We have a mysterious plane.
So here we stand, we talk, we wait. But something caught me this unit, I try to identify the brand by memory, then I was fascinated by aviation, I cut pictures from "Youth Techniques", I understood, the model of the glue.
Finally the boss came out, pushing us something burning. Then he thought and asked:
Does anyone have questions to me?
Everyone, of course, is silent, looking at the gate, then I couldn’t stand and whispered:
Why did you put it in Messerschmitt’s court?
Where is? He did not understand with a deaf voice.
“Yes,” I stumbled towards the plane. He turned and looked at him for a long time, as if he had landed here a minute ago. And then I gradually became aware that because of the color of the drive, he probably doesn’t know very well what this is.
The scream was then. Military promised to remember me forever, to issue a white ticket right now, and never see me again. Yes, they were so scared.
I apologized for a long time, the man turned out to be normal. Most importantly, he really remembered this case, which allowed me, later grown up, to enter our military commissariat, as if home.

Going on a business trip, he joked to his wife that there was a video recorder in the bedroom. I came, and the table in the kitchen was broken.