I am a man!!!!!!! From March 9th!!Uraah)

The story took place at the end of the last century.

In the evening, it is already dark on the street... Two guys enter the Ikarus, and they see a roof lying on the floor (on the Ikarus they often crashed).
The hall was almost empty, there were no people in the passage at all.
The boys raise this mandate at both ends, lean it to the place where it should be attached, and pretend to hold it. At the nearest stop comes a man with an avocado. Without suspecting anything, he grabs his free hand for this assignment right in the center, between the boys... go on... before the next stop the driver begins to brake, and at this moment the boys depart to the side...
The man in one hand is the "copier", in the second - the avosca, and he with all this set runs in the inertia forward to the driver... Kopyo breaks a hole in the front glass, the man and the driver in shock, in the cabin rust =)

K to:
Will your brain be seen if you shoot yourself in the back?
The answer:
No is. Since the visual part of the brain, which is responsible for vision, is located precisely in the occipital part of the head. Therefore, the part of the brain responsible for vision will die first and you will not see your brains.

The destroyer of legends Bacha-

You are a real princess! The queen cried out, looking at the blueprints and scratches, covering the gentle girl's nakedness from her legs to her head.
Oh your Majesty! If you knew how I suffered tonight!
The poor child! Who could have thought that an unfortunate peach could create such a thing!
“Goroshina, peach...” the king laughed wrongly, carefully hiding the cloth, handcuffs, leather tiles and a whole set of devices of unclear purpose.

Stop talking like Warcraft!! to
I comply with your will. :(

News from Rambler:
In Georgia, a group of wolves attacked a village twice.

I am just a little harmless quote. I am cold and hungry. Please feed me a plush.

Happy holidays, dear readers of Bashorg! Love to you, Spring in the shower and always good mood!!! =) is

Zoe, I remember you.
So far...

Marooncabal: from the forum of male consultation.
Question: Please tell me how can you increase the amount of sperm released during orgasm, well, like in porn? Maybe you need to eat properly?
Answer: If you like porn, then buy kefir and paint it with a starchy clayster, up to a suitable white opalescent color. Apply it with each ejaculation from the sprayer...It will be beautiful...
With respect, Dr. Plekhanov A.Y.

XXX is
Don’t think I’m an idiot who can’t even fold 2×2.

3 pieces cost me a bouquet... Another cute plush toy, I walked and wandered around the coffee shops all day, half of my salary went to make it look special to my girlfriend on March 8... But it’s all shit, because I forgot to congratulate her in contact, and so I’m a goat and I don’t care about her...

I sit at home at night and drink tea. There is a bell at the door. I open. I am a blonde with a bag of things!!! My eyes are 0. I ask what you are doing here. And she: You called me to yourself. My eyes were flying out of the orbits... She was talking to my bot, and he asked her to move to live with him... I was in shock. Not getting upset by her naive childhood dreams... sleeping in the neighboring room =(

The moral of this fairy tale is this: Destroy the bots!
and...
Guy, my girlfriend does not want to move to me, give a link to the bot, maybe he will convince her?

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WOW :?
xxxh: I was driving at work - five stripes, sick, I eat in a thistle, the car stung, bled. Nothing to the side.
Okay, I brake, everything is as it should be, the emergency switched on, the sign was displayed...
WOW: Well what?
Five lane road, I am in the third lane! In the meantime, under the coat. A sign, what kind of people?
Tagged with: xDDDDDD

Sometimes I open up some mens health and it immediately seems that of all the whirls of the world, only I survived.

Knes: Serge, can you take a photo with me on my passport?
Both of us can’t...

Unti4elovek is out! How is life? As a boy?
Remiel: Masha is sleeping - she is tired
My brain was fucking all day.
Secret only for you.
This is just an as...
The power of the astral.
All... Fuck the fuck! Writing is missing.
When the brain changes
Sitting in the sapphire.
Unti4elovek: mde... you probably got busy ))
Remiel : Yes!

If you shoot yourself in the back of the head, will you be able to see the brains flying out from the front of your head?

Romik: And I was in the cave last morning)
Dimi 3: wow!
Dimi3: Why Why
Romik: went to the pharmacy for aspirin, saw the electricity, sat down, went)
Romik: It stunned me
Dimi3: high quality aspirin

Who is in favor of the introduction of the death penalty for the production, transportation, sale, storage of drugs?