XHX: Recently there were reductions and Petrovich was almost fired. But the boss stood up for him.
YYY: What, such a valuable employee?
XXX: I do not know. They play chess at night.
YYY: It is understandable. I went to work through a chess board.

Why are you so sad?
When the website is closed, I can’t watch TV.
There is a telecast!
OMG

Blonder: Hi, can you help me?
by admin: Hi Can you go to the mail? and :)
Blondes: A little bit
admin: can not access the site or does not accept the login/password?
Blonder: Password does not accept
Admin: What are you writing?
Blonder: Wrong password or login
Blonder: I copied it
admin: Give me your login and password
Blonde: The User
blonder: >>> [10:25:41] blonder2: ••••••••••
Admin: Do you put it in this way?
Blonde: Yes
Blonder: but only without name and time.

Internal Correspondence :
What will we give Tom for his birthday?
YYY: What would she want? What is fascinating?
I don’t know exactly, but I like the red color.
Zzzz: So let’s buy her meat.

The money in our country, as it turned out, does not work, but rests in Cyprus.

A familiar filmologist told how he seriously thought about buying a car:
I go from work, it is already dark, and the road runs through a bridge over the railway, and here a pitbull runs in front of me without a lead, without a dwarf, and runs on me intentionally. Not to say shrunk - over time, some pofigism is developed with regard to dog aggressiveness, but stressed, one thing at work and a completely different meeting here. How many aggressive dogs I have seen in my age, so I know - an aggressive dog is also stupid. It is not in vain that psychologists say that dogs of combat breeds produce exceptionally dull cowards to compensate for their fears with the help of a dog, so it was not a surprise for me and the end of our meeting - an unbalanced dog a meter before me makes a crash on my foot. What people do not do in such a situation and pin and beat dogs, or rather try to get into this whirling dentistry, and if the internet is also read, then the hands in her mouth can be pushed - I have seen such individuals. In general, there is a complete anarchy in determining who is the chief master of the situation and a person rarely comes out as a winner.
Years of work were not in vain, while the dog tried to intercept my pants and at the same time the leg was more comfortable, I leaned to it and took my back legs. From surprise, the dog let my leg go, which was necessary, well, and then it was a matter of technology, like an Olympic hammer thrower, I threw it through the bridge perimeter down to the railways. I didn’t have time to translate the spirit and tear off the trousers as I see a second completely identical pitbull rolling out in the same place. And not less aggressively plotted on me, well, the method worked out - a moment and a pit in the flight. Two such meetings in less than 15 seconds. I don’t know why I decided to turn my head back in that direction, I turned around and what I see is a third dog running on me. Here I really stunned and it was a sinful thing to think that it was time to get involved with drinking - so I didn't drink, and even thought that maybe it was the same dumb dog running around the circle at the speed of Carlson. I nervously started throwing a cigarette and staring at the starry sky dreaming of a vacation.
Then he rolled out - a teenager, dressed as "there is no boomer money, even if I will buy a shovel," tastingly kicking on the asphalt, the young man with a whispering voice asked if I had not seen his dogs - three pitbulls, or they had gone somewhere. The subject is done, and the bridge is high - sorry the poor. So I understood that it was time to walk until I killed anyone.

Previously in response to the request: "Send to the former Deputy of the State Duma!" I gave money, but today.

Discussion of pornography.
The movie is like about first-class girls. Do only thirty-year-old women with cellulite enter American colleges?
WOW: No, just the director believes that the main sign of youth is small breasts.

I got a text message from some number with the following text: 'Added 300,00 rub Cyberplat', a little later the second: 'I accidentally sent you 300p. Please return them to the number: {other number}'.
I decided to send a text message to that, another, number: 'Allocated 350,00 rubles Cyberplat', and a little later another: 'Do not give, dirty animal.'
and jlex_

xxx: I presented this situation today: an arbitrary bacterium had a mutation in the RNA polymerase gene, due to which the enzyme lost its ability to synthesize RNA, while retaining its ability to move along the nucleoid and ATphase activity.

Just imagine: bacteria are divided, evolution is going on, and from generation to generation a useless protein is joyfully riding their DNA.

Brother, what did you smoke?

I have lived in Donetsk for 16 years or so. A lot has changed over that time. Beyond the window began and ended the construction, new trees grew up... The environment inside the apartment changed... Music, literary and cinematographic preferences changed... New acquaintances, friends, women and idols appeared in life... Views on life, jobs, hobbies changed... And only one thing remained and remains unchanged for 16 years – Eternal Something is a shattering and deepening backbone to the top.

and XXX:
Kruglov Timothy Sergeevich. Chat doesn’t sound much.

YYY :
Well, the name Timothy does not come together with much.

YYY :
No, it’s not bad with the law.

xxx: fucking cartoon is a 3D-type...there is such a siren-like three-eyed alien, some cow with three breasts, a girl sex robot and some kind of frog...can you know the name?

Zzzz: I don’t know, but I already like it.

Kinoman: I understood it. Winter until the end of March is all the grand advertising campaign of the new season of Game of Thrones.

Comments on Space Rangers patch

Ya is:
18.03.2013 at 17:01
In training on the assignment to shoot down the training asteroid, collect minerals and sell them, at the first shot at it, the asteroid gained speed and sat on the nearest planet as a ship.

Google Reader is closed, Google Cloud Connect is closed. Commentary on the article on the Hubble:

Apparently, Apple stole the director’s stamp.

It’s so cold, I’m going to have eggs.
You have no eggs!
Wolf: You see it here! They are already delayed!

I am very afraid of men-drivers.When I sit in the car to a man unfamiliar (say, a taxi driver), I take a knife and hold it so that the driver can see him.When a conversation begins, I start to pull a knife.You are also doing the same?

I entered the entrance today. I put the car at the entrance, I approach with the key, the lady stands, in the bag is bouncing. I opened the door, passed it forward, and the butterfly fell.
Are you from Ladygin Street in Vladivostok?

anima_atra: Usually such tricks on the human side end in the creation of a hybrid, the bottom of which is from tomatoes, and the top of which is from potatoes. and :)
Zloradskij: Something reminiscent of the results of attempts to build democracy in Russia.

Inspired by the progressive teachings of Michurin and Lysenko, he came up with a potato hybrid with tomatoes... The future hybrid Gladyshev called “the path to socialism”, or shortened to pux. The Life and Extraordinary Adventures of Soldier Ivan Chonkin

Shame on you comrades. And up to the main.

“British scientists, working in turn, finally proved to Vasily Petrovich that they respect him.
This explains their long silence.