In my childhood I had no parkour.
As a child, we jumped salto from the garages into the snow and considered ourselves a ninja.

8 is?

From ASI:
By the way, you have a competitor.
He: 3 year old girl
He: He runs around, wants to play with me, smiles and hides. It plays at all ;)
Is she kissing? and :)
He: Not yet...
She is not my competitor.
She says: I have breasts!! to

They burn :D
March 8th in 2nd grade. The Mysteries.
Which car cannot be driven?
by Zaporozhye
by Stranger
It is. The correct answer is: in the laundry.

If you didn’t get a flower on March 8, don’t be upset: someone gave them two!

Dear administrators!

A request from readers.

Please return comments to quotes because of the extreme inconvenience of reading the same thing with different references.
Make a dating section or anything like "how wonderful we are" - so that people proud of their principles or their absence can scream and argue there.

Without a mate. with respect
The Basque readers.
D is

I want an apple...
If we weren’t like you, we’d live in heaven now.

by Zizmo:
My wife gave me a peach last night. It is delicious. I sit, bite her, and say,
– Listen, Red, I’d cross the pear with the mandarine! The Taste! Can I devote the rest of my life to this?
She silenced a little and stared at the telephone.
I’t buy a mangrove in the market.

Childhood is the only country from which 100% of its citizens emigrated.
Because of their desire to stay in it. c) Sj

Call to cell. From home. No one at home. and urgent. and Taxi. to home. The smoke,
and harry. On the plate is a forgotten bowl. A cat at home. The eyes are square. Sitting on
by phone.

Do we meet today as agreed?
She is: Yes. When to wait for you?
I fucking go out at 7 p.m.
She: Yes, you are very determined!
He says: I will go out! I go out! The T9!! to

XXX: I am stupid and unfashionable
Unfashionable so why? =) is

Olga: The line of discharge is not carried out!

support: the new budgeting scheme flag must be turned off

Olga is included!

Olga: It is not done!

support: 12:52:23 support: new budgeting scheme should be turned off

Olga by Olga (12:51:26)
is included!
Olga (12:51:53)
Not being held!

support: 12:55:24 support: 12:52:23 support: the new budgeting scheme should be turned off

Olga: Okay, maybe I don’t see where this flag should be included. Please tell me where? In what place?

Support: small
Support: Disabled
Support: Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y

NESQUICK375 (14:37:10 4/03/2009)
And the stomach is an archived oak.
and :)
DeviaNT (14:40:53 4/03/2009)
Ohha
DeviaNT (14:41:11 4/03/2009)
The installation archive

Forgetting the simple girls.
They go on glamorous.
Let us have no hair.
And not "by GOST" figures.
Put a silicone bust in your hands.
Their lips are the size of a valley.
Where to get drunk, with the cry "banzai!"
I would wipe out an unwashed member.
As a speech filled with speech,
The stars and the beaches.
To get a girl into bed -
A star on the fuselage!
From the desire the body hurts.
And the desire darkened your eyes,
Three miserable minutes – the standard limit
and a whistle in the wall of midnight...
I fell in love with a girl, but not that.
Comes quietly to the pen.
As in the back seat of the car.
He has a drunkard.
Ordinary girl sweet.
Without tuning and shining.
You have an idea –
There is a need for peroxide infection.
Taking her to parties.
with dirty fingers,
The "I and the Blonde"
Praise the failed friends.
But we do not give up, we do not stand.
There are no normal people in the world.
We create our own destiny!
We are responsible for our neighbors.

<dF>: only in us, in Vladivostok, in the woods you can meet children riding from snow hills on bumpers from used Japanese cars.

The first Russian combat robot armed with a large water pistol
Pens: Let us hope that all the armies of the world will soon switch to water pistols and condom bombs with water.
Merkushin: If so, the next World War will be quite fun
Somadhy: Yes they will be regular! Winter World War, Summer World War... The winter can be arranged with snow.
Vass: They will be held every four years, and states will fight for the right to fight on their territory.
The dreams, the dreams...

Letter to the helpdesk on the topic of glucose monitor :DDDD

Ceres, no matter what, some kind of shit...
In the text, the letters are partially fat, then pale.
On top of the rainbow screen. (I am not the only one who sees it.)

I have a nostalgia for IT dreams. On the boy in love, who (thinking how many years ago) on the dates enthusiastically tweeted: "Imagine, you have invented such a device, a manipulator "mouse", you will not have to knock the arrows up and down, but just bring it to the cursor, press the button, and any window opens! Well, window, this is such a Windows system, that is, windows, much cooler than DOS, I will tell you! If I have a good computer, I will install it for myself!”
I imagined a rodent jumping through the windows and admired my beloved—how clever he is, though a little rare. After all, everyone knows that the movies are on the TV, the photos are on the film, the music is in the magnetophone, and how, say, all this can fit on some mysterious “laser disks”?? to
Now he sits with his back to me behind his notepad, which even the assu doesn’t want to put on, “to not distract me from work.” Our son is drawing something in the AutoCAD, only I, the unworking, read the tower. I suffer from incomprehensible nostalgia. And the hell, I'll turn off my computer, I'll get somehow in the field of sight of this hard-earned-out and say that I love him, I love him, I love him, even stronger than in my youth, and so I want to talk about something else together ;)

Gravis (23:48:51 3/03/2009)
I have a liver alone.
Vega (23:49:13 3/03/2009)
A miserable man!!! to

I go to the school dining room and I hear the boxer’s cry:
That’s the one I’m missing all the time.
It turned out that a man bought 2 servings of strawberries before buriing in them three cocklets.