My wife went on vacation. In two weeks of her absence, the garbage took out only once. In the house is rubbish!

A comment to the post where the guy writes how he was abandoned by a girl after 4 years of relationship, learning that he was sick with brain cancer: "Sorry, of course, but worry you not long."

Here is salt and pepper on your table.
In Italy, there will still be a bowl of roasted parmesan
In Thailand, hot sauce
XXX: and in Hungary - skvarki
xxx my family
XXX: The Favorite
XXX: The Squirrel
I would call the child a scavenger.
XXX: to love more

Cloning with a growing button and Ivan Efremov, the Leather of the shave.
And this is interesting. What is the question is that I see the wrong answers at every update of the page, and I can't find my answer.

I have an IP-foot. He sits next to the router and catches flashing indicators.

Commentary on Yandex.Translator:

It’s full of coca, don’t jump!! Fuck the fuck! Those who climb for Elfi, he is not there!! to

Developer Answer: Katya, thank you for your interest in the Elphic language. We plan to add it in the future, keep an eye on updates.

<xxx>I was driving home in the bus. Drop the maffia. Without a rear bumper. Without the front. During the drive, the girl quickly taps something on the phone, not looking at the road.
<xxx> Life does not teach anyone anything.

About the tree. March, the parade of victory, is small things. In some distant year, I slaughtered a tree, and as lazy to throw out, I put it on the lodge. My wife took a brain and I gave up. The most interesting thing was in August to tap with a tree on the garbage, which is 100 meters from the house. A lot of attention.

yyy: "...and in moments of severe headache and especially after the use of anesthetic began to hear the "inner voice of the Wolf-Father and consider himself a fighter with the Black God";;;
YYY: And you have six shakes, and no shit god speaks to you.
YYY: That was the point.
That’s because I’m God and I don’t talk to self-proclaimers.

I work in telecom.
The director approaches and speaks to my colleague:
“Anton, there one big client needs to allocate a beautiful number.
Anton, without turning his head, with a stone face gives out:
I don’t have a feeling of beauty.
The curtain.

There will be no shame

For the purpose of creating a new...
...So why not count these pigs (from which windows it flies out) and force them not to clean up behind you?

No one admits, I say yes, I throw and I will throw. All the indigenous intellectuals in the third generation, read from birth, do not leave libraries.
But the rubbish is, yes. A thick layer.

>>And all the ballast, office plankton - health is monitored, sports are engaged, diets are supported, pieces are dealt with, shampoos are used differently, cream... And in life nothing has been done for civilization, and they will receive a pension.

I have long noticed that the masses of the people consider the work exclusively the motor activity of a person - to move, to drag bricks, to spin a lamb. And working with information for them is so, easy papers to translate.

The method is called “capture-recapture” (“catch – catch again”). If every fish caught is marked and released, then the probability of catching the marked fish will grow nonlinearly with the increase of the number of attempts. The size of the population can be estimated roughly as the square of the number of attempts before the first marked fish is caught.

For example, if the total of brilliant carassies is 10,000, you need to catch about 100. If you consider that another fish that you can shamelessly eat will be caught, the ecologist will have good fun, having fished for a couple of days and lived in nature with a fireplace, a tent and a knighted earpiece. An ecologist is not a vegan, he can.

That is obvious! The burning vacuum is extinguished by a compression hose and a liquid vacuum tank!

XXX The Cat Has Arrived
YYY: What does it do?
XXX: The Milk

The accountant said: I will not do my job for you.

X: I am sitting reading a book about the upbringing of children, the author of our Russian-modern psychologist, that is, good thoughts. I need to find some other children’s literature.
Okay, I go to bed, tomorrow the little one will wake up in the morning.
and Spock!
X: I’ve already read Spock! Fuck that one more!

AAA> found in the mail a letter from Sisadmin: "The last time I ask - if anyone has troubleshooters..."
I thought on the machine "...I would replace them with uninterrupted problembooks", realized the depth of the thought, realized that it was time for tea.

BBB> And I generally believe that it was not necessary to write "the last time...", but it was necessary to just knock the rubber. These are all those who would have trouble themselves as sweet ones.

Next to the house (twenty meters from the entrance) shop system "oh, forgot to buy bread". There is an assortment of the first gastronomic necessity (bread, milk, etc.) and a low-cost alcoholic department with a clear emphasis on inexpensive drinks. The contingent around is tossed corresponding.

At ten o’clock in the evening, I go home. Suddenly, the store contingent somehow strangely revives, shakes my hands and is generally somehow suspiciously happy to see. I ignore it, I calmly go on, I reached the entrance, I look for a key in my pocket, I hear behind my back the rejoicing and sad: “No, guys, it’s not her!”

I give a tooth, there’s some drama, but I don’t know what...

Do you feed animals?

Here you laugh, and I like Moussa stumbled on the pot, caught two boys children of a friend of his wife, when they left, she was hard to stand on her legs because she was with them and a driver (plastic pelvis and then a hose, apparently different models) and a pilot (had a three-litre bowl, barely picked out), a cosmonaut (passed pre-flight training in an empty aquarium) and then "treated" after falling from an airplane in the hospital in a towel (mother a doctor), so that the children’s voices in my house of animals are not pleased...)))

Explain to children that a cat is not a toy, and it can only be peeled, and if it runs away - you need to let go, the mind neither you nor their mommy did not have enough? They grow wretches, and then wonder why we live in shit.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! A story about pets and how to raise children, right two in one, fly!!!! to