XXX: Now I think that Colobok is a zombie.
YYY : No. The cloak is big.

The forum. Talk about construction. The post from a mother of many children, who just completed the house.
I smashed the charlotte on the contrary. The eldest daughter: “Well, you cut it up, it is now heating up and stretching up like a floating floor!

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TS: Where the intelligent Petersburgers 40+ meet and get acquainted
An intelligent, versatile woman over forty wants to expand the circle of pleasant communication. She has no narrow hobbies. Tell me, please, any interest clubs, attractions, events, centers, etc. I would be grateful for any clues.
1st comment: Vkontakte has a group of swingers meeting every two weeks in one of the saunas in Vasske.

My cat usually wakes me up in the morning, thickening me in the face with his bearded mouth... these days there were alcoholic seats, for which the cat expressed his fi to me – as usual he ran to wake up, smelled and... depicted that he buried me... so unobtrusively compared the hostess to the contents of his toilet...

> She was mocked and re-learned in her childhood with this unfortunate "r", so now she can’t hear maps. The speech is made, the psyche is shaken.

The Peders. I was given half an alphabet - the speech was given, the psyche in ecstasy from the burning songs-exercises. To these disgracees, who cannot engage with the child, without breaking their disgrace on him, the teeth were treated as they put this ra. With matte, accusations of laziness, scudomy, cracks, without anesthesia and with the crushing of the rest of the teeth.

Exclusively for the sake of creating a new shit.
We had snow and now under the windows of each house a flat layer of bulls, bags, rotten wraps, strawberries, glass pieces, condoms. Used tampons, pads and diapers are found. Sometimes you can see thrown-out pillows / blankets / curtains.
And at the beginning of April we are threatened to arrange a Saturday party, cleaning up the pigs that have wiped it all. So why not calculate these pigs (from which windows it flies out) and not push them to clean up behind them?

My cousin (13 years old) hosted me and stumbled on every computer crap in my closet. Learned a lot of new things: about the screws for 8 gigs, that there were previously flashes small in volume, discs and bits (he did not know about them, I was in shock). You would see his eyes. But I finally got it:
This is an older paper flash.
I pull the perforated card. He looked at her, at me, and then again three times. He sat there all night and did not ask any more questions. Either you didn’t believe me, or I just broke it.)
His mother calls later:
Why do you shake my son’s head? He came with some card, says the flash.
Well yes, it is so! Flash from the 19th century!
I don’t have to shake my head and stop mocking my brother. So far!
He drops the phone. I am in Ah!

Oh these fogs...

We are three in the department: I, Natasha and Natasha. Natasha can be distinguished by full names: one is Natalia, the other is Natalia.

A few days ago, a letter came with an appeal to "Dear Natalia", which puts everyone at an impasse.

Of all the small houses on the roofs in which Carlson could have lived, only the machine rooms of the elevators are remembered.

I am sitting in the staff department today, writing a report on the trip. A cabinet for several employees. I see, the young man has come to work, and we have order like this.

Talk to a psychologist first. After a while, the psychologist went into his affairs, she is told: talk to the candidate. She asks him: Tell me, and how is the peninsula different from the island?

I started listening to that conversation. The guy says, “Are you serious about it, or are you joking?” Everyone knows that. The psychologist says, well that everyone, you tell how different he is, he is outrageous again, and after the third request issued:

"It's the same child even knows, the peninsula is twice as small."

Why is the video recording of the car not accepted by the court?
The video recorder cannot...

Sarcasmode: You’re lucky, you’re not like everyone else, you’re working in an open office...

In marriage, a man and so sacrifices a lot, so the wife should not take away the right of the husband to choose his own tie.

I went to work in a trolley bus yesterday. On the next seat are two high school graduates. The first (1) tells something fascinating to the second (2). (I was listening – something of “exciting physics,” if I’m not confusing). Then the dialogue that killed me (a child of the USSR) drunk:
2 is fun! Give me a link?
1 – What a reference! I said I found the book! Listen, the great thing is books. I don’t have wifi at home, so I’ll have something to do now...
God, save our children and books.

James Bond was driving down the central street of Vladikavkaz and something in it was giving out an English spy.

No, not the Aston Martin DB9, the North Caucasus has seen and not such cars... No, not the AK-47 machine on the front seat, there are machines on every birthday, on every wedding...

He stopped on the red...

A: I have seen one with a face.
Shit shit!! The letter is viewed by FSB
A: I have never seen the face personally.
I am in Pine Chew)
M: Yes, I am in the notebook for 1st Fig.
A: well
M: on Linux
A and O)
by phone)
M: The Disc

As the saying goes, tell me what you smoke and I’ll tell you what department you are from.

I waited a long time for electricity. And finally he will come, tomorrow at two o’clock, no, at four o’clock, on Saturday at four o’clock on Sunday, early in the morning of the fourteenth day of the month of Nisan, in a white cloak with a pebble. under the left eye.

19846 “R” is not needed
You are a dirty duo!

You were operated on your tongue, but you should have been on your brain!
And nine operations on the rabbit's lip, non-reversal of the neck and rhinoplasty (consistently), like you, right?
I am 43, my wife is beautiful and smart, and so on. and so on, very successful.
And what, will I now shoot if my pronunciation isn’t perfect and you don’t like it?
People like you have been around me since childhood.

News: "In Moscow, it will be forbidden to paint the fence in bright colors "

Do you give the colour of the wire? I am afraid of something...