From the online game "Dozors".

Captain Nemo enchanted Amanda with the "Sleeping".

Amanda: Did you get me to drink, Emma?
Captain Nemo: If I swallow the first letter in your nick, it will be a lot more funny.

The enemy of the people can only be defeated by destroying himself.
The People.

In Germany since the early 90s of the last century, a murderer-woman whose
DNA was found in new and new places of theft or murder, and not only
in Germany, also in France, Austria and Switzerland. This Phantom Woman
There were many broadcasts on German channels, where residents of Germany
They were called to help with the capture of the woman-invisible and a prize was awarded.
The largest in the history of criminal Germany: 300 thousand euros. and yesterday
insight in German police circles: this woman, it turns out, is
Even an employee. Guess about whom? Talk about a woman –
A cotton stick packer using which DNA tests are taken on site
of crimes. For this discovery, a brave police officer
It took 20 years. Newspapers have called the case “the most shameful”
“The German police!”! to

Once unnoticed registration of candidates for the post of mayor of Sochi has passed to
Census of Population...

The toilet was repaired for a year. Finally did. They are beautiful, in blue tones. Female – not so beautiful, beige... Aunt decided that they like blue more. Changed places tables M and Z. The tables were returned to place. Then the aunts took them off at all and M and Z wrote on the door with paint. as they deemed necessary. The fact that two pissuares hang in the blue toilet did not confuse them. They brought artificial flowers and used pissuars as vases.

A man goes to meet and obviously thinks something in his mind, as he bends his fingers on his hands. When he passed by me I didn’t stand and said, “Tyščapitzot.” He walked about one-and-a-half meters and said, “Bla. What did you do" He starts counting again.

Hi lepers.
For the third day, a girl calls me and asks me to forgive her, to return. He says he will change his attitude toward me, that he will not lie to me anymore, that he will let me walk with his friends, that he loves me. It rings, usually in the morning and is not sober at all, and the last time she called, because of tears and whispers, I did not find much. She says I did a bad thing to leave her. Yes, it says a lot, I already think to go back, forgive her everything, live together and make a normal, strong, cell of society.
Fuck, I have no girlfriend. Not three days, not ten days ago. At all the attempts to explain that she was wrong with the number, that I am not Dima, but Denis, that I do not understand who she is and why at 6 am, she begins to hysterize, and at the end she matts me and throws the phone. Soon in the morning, ohhhhhh. Would I call her again today to tell her? Number is not available during the day.

Katerinka ♥HATTER OF CHELN♥ Matrosova
Not the first time I read it correctly.

<ZaLeT> there was lunch in the tundra and news on the first smarel wheel really)))
<ZaLeT> I will tell you
<ZaLeT> caroche type for drunk deprived of rights
<ZaLeT> he does, writes a statement to the ZGS, changes his surname to his wife's surname
<ZaLeT> then changes the passport
<ZaLeT> again in the auto school leaves school, passes exams and receives new rights
<Nismo> bghg
<ZaLeT> and on the 3rd day his haishniks fuck for drinking on a new day
<Nismo> and
<ZaLeT> I Rage Fuck

1: How is she?
There are 404 sizes.
1: O_o

Brother bought a macbook, it has a Russian dictionary of synonyms, checked on the word "pop":
behind
by Fuck
The ass
Shitly
The seat
The ass
Poppy
Dirty
the ass
Tuches
The seat
the ass
The soft place
Place below the back
The place where the feet grow
The seat
Nurses
The Baggage
Seated
Madam Sitting
Bamper
asshole
is
The fifth point
Poetry
by Poponnik
Popca
fucking
Pedachox
JollyPets
The Perdimonocle

Dangerous people in the guard work.
I’m standing, smoking a pearl at the entrance. is suitable.
Take the zeppelin... it extends.
I don’t want to, thank you.
Take it! What there...
No yes thank you. I do not like zealots.
Let Berry tell you. Fuck the ladies now!
0 - O

On Friday, March 24, in the 520th audience, a good person helped me decide my ticket for the TMM exam. He said it was enough for the trio. So here is Chevy. I have OLA! Thank you very much, you don’t even know how important this exam was to me! Give thanks to the hero.
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Friday 24 March? In what year?

Fuck the butt!When did your nails get stuck in your buttocks during sex?? to
Who is this passionate goddess? 😉
Not women’s nails, but cats.
Do you fuck the cat??? O_O
Go to the cottage 😉
- Old man, you would say, we would take you off))) At the end of the lawn planet would have gone))))
Fuck you shit! Do you remember Katy?? to
Did she fuck you with the straw cat?%)))))))
Fuck, I respect her. We kiss in the car.I typically go to guests, a burnt shopper. She says "Type I would be delighted, but I have a cat jealous". I did not believe. How to find out. I'm fucking crazy "Dear if you're leaving right away then I'm going to fuck my car, I'm burning everything", I generally broke the tip for tea.After half an hour you got on the couch in a missoner position. And in the midst of the night, this wooled Othello spied from my closet on my ass, and began to crack her in the cloths. I realized that it was too passionate for Katie that my ass turned into a field after the battle. He almost drowned the cattle.
Why a little?? to
He’s hiding under the bathroom and I can’t hide. That species, the rabbit who stood up, on the ass of the donkeys and the blood splashes. And the feeling that I was raped in my ass just failed.
Is Katya happy?? to
- This fox while I was there friction under the cat doing unpredictable from surprise, ended abundantly.
Old man, you did not understand. They work in a pair of%)))))))))))))))
Fuck it...

Title of news in the net: "Porno star Berkov has filed for the mayor of Sochi! Video of the election". I could not read further :(

I watched the advertisement:
How to get a spring mood?? to
The answer is simple – go fuck!

Dictatorship is when a wolf rules a flock of lambs, democracy is
A herd of lambs tries to control wolves.

http://www.proza.ru/2007/04/26-73

Coins, especially copper, when raised from the ground, have such a green
and oxide. There are many ways to get rid of it, one of them is to cook it.
Coins in vaseline oil.

In the morning after the excavations, with a melting of rye, a two-day chestnut and azzky
With a glow in my eyes, I went to the pharmacy for the above oil. The feet, then
the many kilometers of march in the forest, hurt so that the walk reminds
wounded under a penguin’s tail.

I go to the pharmacy and stand in the line of two people. Five minutes later in
pharmacy falls teenagers in the amount of three pieces, clothes
glass shelf with condoms, fingers show, joke, jokes
Various themes are released. Of course, at this age.
Condomers are seen as funny, not as they are now. Suitable for mine.
In turn, I ask:

Is there vaseline oil?

The youth, hearing the victim for jokes, was alert.

Now, for a moment, I will see.

The pharmacist goes to the pharmacy.

The young people started shaking behind their backs. I hear... Vaseline... ha-ha...
Smelt... ha-ha... But not evil so, with humor, ha. From the Pharmacy
I hear the voice of the pharmacist:

There is! I will bring!

Teenagers don’t stop behind their backs – there’s... luck... and then no.
Vaseline... And here I feel, I am tired of their one-sided humor. ORA through all
The Pharmacy:

What is the oil in you?! to

In hundreds of bottles. How much do you?! to

I turn my faint and unbroken face to the instantly quiet youth,
I count them in every finger. and raise two,
Three...

The Three! Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr.! to

The sound has not yet reached the pharmacy subsoil, but children, humiliating records
Negro runners, already rolling acki lice from the scapider, somewhere on
The neighboring street.

At the last concert, Petrosyan, desperate, rushed to chew the spectators.

My friend has been working in the DPS for 3 years. It means driving in a car, passing through the radar, flashing the headlights of some encounter. And when he left for a long distance before him, it still comes to mind that the car is official.