In the blood of almost all the artists of the Russian stage found phanerdonia.

Forget that nonsense. The inalienable right of every professional is to send a client to a known address, or at least to call him so that he sits, presses his tail, and listens to what smart people say. Use them more often. You are a professional and they are fools, and not the opposite.

The tattooist! Have you come back?!

At the age of three, he began to read, far from a winderkind, there were many such in the USSR. Not Hugo, of course, obviously got rid of it, but let's say Mummy Troll definitely before school.

In the USSR, my mother-in-law had already worked as a teacher. Her eldest son-wonderkind, if you believe her, read at 3 years old without any training (he called the beast by the picture at 8 months, and in the year counted to ten), and the younger learned to read at 7.5, already in school. Taking into account the mother-teacher and brother-wonderkind, you can imagine how the whole preschool childhood was washed over the child. He, by the way, finished the university with a red diploma, defended his dissertation, his career is not as successful as the senior, but every better than my. I also learned to read at 3.5. In high school, it does not matter at what time you started reading, writing, telling poems, the program is one on all, the square equations and the structure of the atom go strictly according to the schedule.

Chadelbendere: I have had an amazing conversation with the Statistics Service.
by Radamskin?
Chadelbendere: I: There are even primates and snakes in the list of meat codes, it is pleasant to see it. But can you tell me what code to assign a smoked chicken?
SS: Cock chicken is not on the list.
I : Why?
SS: Chicken breeding does not apply to industrial production.
I: And the smoking of snakes, dolphins and primates applies?
SS: Can I clarify and call you again?

There is an American working at our company. Real and officially. Mark was born and raised outside the ocean. The Russians have almost no accent. There is no mention of sanctions. As they say, only business, nothing personal. It works according to our rules. You have to delay - no problems, arrange a short day on Friday - only for. Countries are not discussed. We do not praise America, he does not insult Russia. Nothing is different. Even on Catholic Christmas it works and doesn’t chew. New Year’s holidays, of course, are walking in full.

The story itself. After March 8, he came without a voice. Either cold a lot drunk, or forgiven, what difference - can not say. He hanged a note on the door: “I can’t speak – I forgive. I will answer all questions in writing.”

Sitting happy to work. A few minutes later, the colleagues replaced the paper: “You are bombing Syria. I am not talking to you. I can answer in writing.”

People approach, read, press on their shoulders, but do not ask unnecessary questions. Few people march like cockroaches. He only saw the replacement at the end of the day. We were not offended, we laughed together.

They announce the withdrawal of our troops. Mark immediately reacted:

You see, it worked.

Periodically I’m asked with everyone if I’m so “good”, I tell them that when I come home (I live 1500km away) my mom sometimes says “Hitler has come.”

The veterinarian told me - the dog got oncology, underwent a course of chemotherapy with dacarbazine and for the recovery period (18-25 days) I recommended the owners to improve the quality of the dog's nutrition for a faster recovery... they improved the amount... the dog was treated for cancer, and died from a twist of the intestines.

A lady came to the store. Need, says, eyebrows for a child, what would you advise? I ask how old the child is. The answer is twenty-eight. I am only twenty one.

I learned to read at 4 years old, and I counted and even wrote crazy too before school. Parents were taught to work and motivated to gain knowledge. But the meaning? Those who knew nothing before school are taught this in the first classes, the difference in success soon is no longer visible, all students are drawn to the same level.
Our class, regardless of homework with parents, was steadily the first in the estimates and the Olympiads, there were no twins even among children from troubled families of the level of "Papa Alkas, Mom died, grandmother raises once a year". We had worthy teachers. They did not go online what stupid children went, they just taught, tried to interest, explained, and did not read the material at a distance. In our hometown, an orphan became the best student, her parents also taught at home, or is a good study the merit of teachers?

What do you say?

No girl has been delighted with a bouquet of favorite sweet peppers on March 8 more than the flowers. My girlfriend is vegan and she is unique.)

I'm not a vegan, but I'm still much more pleased with the tastes of any holiday than with the flowers. My on March 8 cheese-meat delicacies dissolved the "forbidden", I ate so that the neighboring strawberries began to subdue. The way to a woman’s heart lies also through the stomach – swing your mouths, comrades.

In the distant 91th year, my sister moved to London, leaving the keys of the apartment to her ex-husband (her apartment). Ivanich loved to walk before the divorce, and here the house was formed. The celebration in the apartment was permanent. Three months later, I came back from a business trip and actively engaged in the fun. I remember the bottles delivered from the balcony were enough for a box of vodka from speculators. Now you don’t remember how and where the money came from in those years, but it seemed enough. Two of the companies were fascinated by the romance of the semi-criminal movement, Ivanovic sold something, I dragged in-tourists around the city, in the evening - fun in my sister's apartment. The composition of the fun changed, some people came to visit, the virgins vary by themselves. But here three girls were almost constantly in the apartment in different variations, then two, then all three, and one child has another. Very convenient - always company and drink and everything else there. And after about three months of such a life, the sister decided to give up the apartment and asked Ivanitsch to take the keys. I came for the keys, he is not in the apartment, only these girls. He asked, “Where is Ivanovic?” The answer pleased him: “We don’t know where Ivanich is, he doesn’t live here.” “How is it?” “Well, we just rent his apartment.”

I am a handjob, so I bring the most benefit to others when I don’t do anything.

I work in the pharmacy "Premier"

A young girl comes in.

Hi to you. My child’s voice is gone. Is there anything from this?

Yes of course. Take the drug X.

He thought for a moment, then said so vividly, with a smile:

Even though there is so much silence in the house, there is so much beauty.

Finally with sadness:

Oh yeah, let’s go.

I remember that day as today. of August. My mother and I were sent to the office. Forced to read. I managed to say 56 words in a minute and it was a shame that I failed at the end. But to review the result nobody gathered. I was 6 years old, I was in 1st class. And even offensive with the school, when I was writing a little piece, I wrote the word Sun. And the teacher said that this word has not yet passed and reduced the assessment. I still remember that insult. I am 88 years old.

xxx: D. asked me here if there is an orchate in Portugal. It turns out to be such a drink. But I did not think about that.

Discussion "Do you use a car video recorder"

I was given recently. It turned on once. Then I saw what was written - like Cole and Lucy from "one for all".
FOB: so it had to be on the other side of the objective.)

Neradence: The only thing I regret is that I and Iverson had a much more face-to-face desire to shout "To the glory of Odin!" and fuck the opponent with a tail between the eyes! ><

Canakau: We will soon! Buried what?
Diamond: Steaks and beer.
Canakau: No, I can’t do that – post. Will there be anything for me?
Diamond is hungry.

You are all foolish! I count from four years old, I write from three, I read from two, and I know how to fuck from a year and as you can see, I have achieved considerable success in this.

One of the servants (C) at work decided to take lunch:
Where do you eat so much! You have healed, even the bubble has appeared!
I: And you, on the contrary, I look, I lose weight.)
C: ^_^))))))
I: Or just stopped wearing the push-up?