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[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №78828
 17.03.2013
In the near future, the treatment of many chronic diseases will be colored with new colors, than the article on the Medical Portal delighted.

Australian scientists have proposed to treat Parkinson's disease with fecal transplants, reports New Scientist.
...
Fecals containing normal microflora will be collected from healthy donors. To inject fecal masses into the intestines of patients, the researchers intend to use a colonoscope or a enema, as well as a probe through the mouth or nose.
Borodie has already used fecal transplants to treat patients with constipation. At the same time, the scientist noted that patients reduced the severity of symptoms of the underlying disease, including Parkinsonism, multiple sclerosis, rheumatoid arthritis and chronic fatigue syndrome.

Do you still want to complain to your doctor or boss about chronic fatigue?


[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №78827
 17.03.2013
It reminds of a time when men were men and wrote drivers to their devices themselves.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №78826
 17.03.2013
Slogan on the website for the sale of car navigators
"And let the connections start!!! Garmin car navigators "

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №78825
 17.03.2013
On the Playground
[17:46:41] xxx: escaped from the mountain
[17:46:55] xxx says she broke her leg
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[17:47:10] xxx: like the bone does not tear
[17:47:30] xxx: but it is as if it has been cut off
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[ + 31 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №78824
 17.03.2013
The PTC. I have already noticed five times that instead of "what" (what I was) they write what. Absolutely fucking. I thought only of the tissues and tissues of the favorite ducks.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №78823
 17.03.2013
Comments to the news about the new frigates-invisibles:

Invisible aircraft, invisible frigates... Lusers! We have developed the technology of invisible roads in the country – thousands of kilometers of perfectly flat canvas, which are not small, nobody is able to see them in general, except for specially trained elite specialists from Ukravtodor.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №78822
 17.03.2013
Two hours in traffic jams on the way to the gym... to hunt on a bike trainer.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №78821
 17.03.2013
I fell in the morning.
WOW : How?
xxx: loud and maternal

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №78820
 17.03.2013
Announcement of the new 5-inch Galaxy S4
Is it really convenient to dig them?

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №78819
 17.03.2013
She: Well chicken can be harmful, or maybe not, depending on how it is roasted.
He: Ah, you are the same shit.

[ + 24 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №78818
 17.03.2013
karnienka> so don’t confuse the hipsters (which are just modern intellectuals, do not mess with fashion and new currents) and fashion victims with narrow jeans.

Demetr> so in all subcultures said, yes. I remember the same cry from the rockers, the rockers, the rollers, and now I read about the hipsters.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №78817
 17.03.2013
Comment to the news "In Norway, a teacher drank kindergartens with blood":
The director of the kindergarten Freddie Kruger told reporters that he has no special claims to the teacher.

[ + 52 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №78816
 16.03.2013
Victor Hugo in 1862.
When I was on holiday, I wanted
Learn the Reactions of Readers
Just published
The “Remembered” and
sent to his publisher.
Telegram from one
The symbol “? He sent in
The telegram also
One sign is “!

Reminds me of nothing?

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №78815
 16.03.2013
bu33er: On the streets of the city you can shoot a science fiction film "A world without friction".

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №78814
 16.03.2013
When I want to break up with a girl quickly and painlessly, I just introduce her to my friends.

[ + 23 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №78813
 16.03.2013
Commentary on a series taken from the Bible:
t_vitaly: Surprised that there are no reviews such as "Accteous film, the book was lighter"
and p

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №78812
 16.03.2013
"You will like the terms of our new offer: a free month of fixed phone calls in Latin America"
Thanks Skype, I was expecting this!

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №78811
 16.03.2013
I am looking for a man urgently! Beautiful and high. But not for myself. Everything for people.
I need an animator for the role of "Amura" on March 18. Are there such?

YYY: Will a small, bald, curly, but rich fit?

XXX is yes!

YYY: Okay, I will write off when I make money.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №78810
 16.03.2013
Choose a name for your future son. Printed a list of names. I put the bars in front of those that I liked, my wife—similarly. I put a sheet on the table. My dog arrived. He laid his mouth on the table and left a saliva spot near the name of Michael. Okay, let us take into account.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №78809
 16.03.2013
and Minsk. Discussion of Hurricane Javier on the news site. Commentary :

For 20 minutes, the aunt in the yard tries to touch. I borrowed the tires, went out to push... No, I look at the towel standing. He took it off, she started... and in the swamp. It is bounce again.

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