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[ + 69 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №44575
 17.03.2011
And nobody thought that the pebbles should not be wrapped with a laser, but simply carry a heating grid along the roof edge, like in a car on the rear glass?

Or am I the only one who has such stupid ideas?

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №44574
 16.03.2011
Nastya> The Windows slogan should be the phrase "Please wait..."

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №44573
 16.03.2011
X: It is hard to hurt me!! to

Y: I know

You are hard to find, easy to lose, and impossible to forget.

X: from where?? to

X: How do you know it all?? to

[ + 79 - ] Comment quote №44572
 16.03.2011
Valler: I remembered what I dreamed last night (not this one and the previous one)
In the summer, I walk on the sidewalk in shorts. after me began to chase bobras with the words "give a foot to try, or some trees all their lives"

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №44571
 16.03.2011
I went to the store with a friend and his wife. They took the mineral and tarhuna in glass bottles.
Do you have any documents with you?
We are so a little stupid, a friend like that says - what do you forgive?
I don’t need to...I see you have a wedding ring.
They quietly fell into the precipice. But she finally achieved her next phrase (P) – A...you don’t take beer.
The mood rose for the whole night.

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №44570
 16.03.2011
xxx: I think it’s great to be a designer.
XX: I, by the way, am not ironic, I’t give up such a job.
YYY: What is bothering you? Nietzsche is free. The title, by the way, excellent you can "Member of Russia".
xxx: The main - the visit card "Alexander. The Designers"

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №44569
 16.03.2011
YYY: And you know, MTS released their smartphone.
O_O in the shape of an egg.
yyy: ah, bleat, when buying two smartphones a rubber penis as a gift.

[ + 77 - ] Comment quote №44568
 16.03.2011
At the end of the 1980s, the old badge became relevant again:

Quiet on the street, clean in the apartment.
Thanks to Reactor 4!

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №44567
 16.03.2011
News on Rambler:
A bag of cocaine was found at NASA Space Center.
And then they will tell us they were on the moon.)

[ + 55 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №44566
 16.03.2011
@belk-o: Cereteli is going to make a monument to Japan...Here is the exact end of them
@zeks : A sho - it will be something to dampen the tectonic plate the shop did not dig...

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №44565
 16.03.2011
In other words, children’s issues.
Even in my life as a studio student, I eat with a couple in the bus. In the early spring, the sun is so shining. In front of it is a beginner father with a child, so 4 years old. This is the age when a lot of questions start. Well, and of course the question "And why the sun shines". Dad explained for a long time and with feeling, "Well, all kinds of substances are broken up there, energy is released, part comes to us in the form of heat and light. It is" The child shakes his head and asks the following question: “Dad, what is energy?” The father looks out the window, his enthusiasm has already passed and after the pause issues the "EM CE square".

[ + 56 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №44564
 16.03.2011
"Is it mandatory to shave your head and beard if you become a cowboy or can you not shave anything?"

Keep your head shaved, you can leave your beard.

[ + 64 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №44563
 16.03.2011
Our courts seem to be the only ones who have the secret of time travel. Only with this skill can you create a document on February 22, write in it the requirement to appear on February 19 and send the document by mail on March 4!

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №44562
 16.03.2011
xxx: the stars of our epidemic of heart disease crashes, cocaine may have hit the capital

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №44561
 16.03.2011
The spring, the cats again.
No one is needed except you!
A little left to wait.
I will go looking for you!

[ + 71 - ] [6 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №44560
 16.03.2011
aaa: Interestingly, half of those who write in their favorite books “The Master and Margaret” have at least read it?
They’ve heard a lot of good things about her.

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №44559
 16.03.2011
A true passionate kiss causes the same chemical reactions in the brain as a parachute jump and gun shooting. Do love, not war!
YYY: Do you suggest that everyone who knows about shortcomings enroll in the army?

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №44558
 16.03.2011
The Web Silence:
I am about acidity... Etok ak I eat salt all the time... I want to. From childhood... salt is lacking in the body))

The Ranger:
I have eaten sweet from childhood. As a child, I ate sugar and drank sweet water. Just water with sugar.
and salt food. Salt is like that. And the salt.
Since I was a child, I only knew what I ate, what I ate, what I ate.
I lack food in my body.

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №44557
 16.03.2011
One of my acquaintances, having moved from a bad school to a good school with an inclination to geography, emotionally so, with a punch, says to me:
“But thanks to my new school, I know that the capital of America is not the United States, but New York!”! to

[ + 78 - ] Comment quote №44556
 16.03.2011
The girl bought things in the market and told everyone that it was in a expensive store, but nobody noticed. Everyone was fucking on the girl.

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