I love to cook. On one cooking publication why in the comments to the dish involved in the eternal dispute "olive oil rolls, and sunflower for lochs". Actually, he proved the opposite. I’d better not do that. The girls quickly explained to me that in addition to being a gondon and a fool, the olive oil:
- better "heating temperature"
- "time of boiling" above!
Here is. And by the term “heating temperature” they operated freely and constantly. Olive oil is useful and sunflower is harmful. My brain will never be the same.

The question is, if a healthy person is taken to the top of the Mount Everest with food and water, and after a week, will it be okay?

Yyy: Due to the specific climate on Mount Everest, this person’s body will not be damaged at all.

20:02:53 [murrik] for [xxx] I hate you
20:03:32 [xxx] for [murrik]: go to the doctor
20:04:13 [murrik] for [xxx]: I explained everything to them, now you are angry with them

Understood the charm of high temperatures: When a cat comes to you to warm up, it is cold!

to this joke.
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And Alexander Macedonian, apparently, was also a Russian.
and----
Alexander is called only in our tradition. And in life his name was "Iskander".
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And what, excellent ancient Greek name-"Iskander" :)
The Muslims changed its name to Iskander.

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My previous ex had a very interesting form of the skull from an anthropologist’s point of view.

One young man with whom I had a serious relationship (even I was going to go to the ZAGS) became an ex when he asked “Did you fuck with your brother when you were a child?” and when I made my square eyes, he said “What if I had a sister, I would have it!”

Our town is small, everyone knows each other through a maximum of two hands. And when his wife (my classmate's sister) tells me how my husband demands to have a daughter in addition to two sons, I'm somehow uncomfortable. Maybe I and Hank.

My parents come to the store and ask me what to buy. Please buy cheese from a certain company because "they are delicious, infection!" Mom is outraged: "Who says that! You are a philosopher! Take a look at the basement!"

"And yet she turns," said the Russian language teacher Mariwanna and put Lenocke a pair of behavior.

Grandma accidentally read her grandson's concepts on physics and now believes that the pipes in the sorting flow because of the laws of hydrodynamics, in the apartment it is cold because of the error in the thermodynamic calculation of the heat exchanger, the rate of the ruble will jump because of Heisenberg's uncertainty principle, and the prostitute - Maria Curie.

I add :

At one time, cousins even married.

This is how great empirical statistics have been accumulated, according to which marrying cousins is not forbidden, but not recommended. This is written in the school textbook of biology.

A child speaking on the phone:
In order to remove something unnecessary, we need to pump something unnecessary, and we have no memory.

The debut with the android had an advantage and he won the polaroid with the schizoid.

Everyone gets pregnant! He does not have sperm, but some kind of spermosaurs: condoms procrastinate, drop on the knee - add!

In the morning, in a hurry, he put his first-class son’s belt in his jeans:
1st Trying to Close
2nd tried again
Three Sitting out of horror
4 is has arrived

You don’t know much about cats and wolves.
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...and also about gorillas and lions...
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About carpenters and freezers.
... about kings and cabbage... (c)
and ?

I have a colleague, her name behind her eyes is People-Cyborg. Hair painted, botox on the forehead, eyelids expanded, blue contact lenses, rhinoplasty, porcelain teeth, with the lips something done, silicone chest, corset to narrow the waist, dreams of surgery to extend the legs (but not yet decided). A few days ago, she stated that she hates homosexuals because it is, quote, unnatural!

The cockroaches are already so squeezed that instead of running out when I come in and put the dishes on the table, on the contrary, they run out and fly to the side of the dishes, like "What did you bring us to eat?"

Whenever I cook blades, I remember this masterpiece.
I had to meet a very faithful boy. Well, there I observed fasts, prayers differently knew, went to church, etc. And here, after meeting for a month, we came to this same. Well, all the norms, violent, long, varied (especially considering that for a long time neither I nor he had one); and here I am lying, such, on the bed, shuffled, pleased, and he sat on the edges, bored and crowded. I am so cute, what happened? And he turns and sadly so - you know, in vain we did it... now the Great Fast...

Xxx: I love beach parties - somebody already in the evening dress, and somebody else in swimsuits.