“Imagine if there really is a God, and he is some Shambambambukli, the supreme god of the little Tumba-Yumba tribe. And he commanded that only those who carry a crocodile tooth on their necks will be saved and deserve eternal life.
But almost no one will be offended after death: everybody has flattered.
- I think there will be no more offenses... although the Catholics with the Huguenots will be sure: "And why did we all do this?"
Pope Francis will not be surprised. He has a crocodile tooth on his neck.
and exactly. And before the intronization, the chosen Pope enters a secret room, opens a secret box and reads a mysterious ancient manuscript, which says: "Immediately hang a crocodile tooth on your neck! Everything else is shit!" Next to it are crocodile teeth.

She: I’m a little cold, I rarely go out.
As well as 469.
My uncle had
He also rarely started.

The black socks looked scary from a bunch of fresh white stuff.

I watched cat play. She takes a mouse (toys) in her teeth and carries the gap in the couch. It puts, and then begins to pursue it and prevent the mouse from escaping into this gap. The most interesting thing is that the mouse sometimes manages to escape from the cat in this very gap.)))

I sit on the third day from 8 a.m. to 2 p.m. - I doom the urgent site.
Go to sleep. To dream a dream, as if I try to embrace my wife, but I can't shake my hands - I understand that some bug. I control - I save - I test (I try to embrace or chew my ass) - I still can't! I am starting to spit! I don’t know where the mistake is! All the tags have been checked... the syntax is normal...
He woke up, hugged his wife, grabbed the pope and calmed down.
Go fuck these urgent projects - today I will do a weekend!

Fuck, a friend wrote to me today that he started his season at work... and then I woke up... he works at the cemetery!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :DD Apparently, the representative of the campaign at the time, while I was picking up a response letter to the question "do you have any news like you are there?" - was distracted by his affairs, because when the head of the advertising department of the Ros.representation of a large German firm writes "nishtik, we have everything to do" - it's the finish. We have been dying of the whistle all over the office for five minutes. Working days are broken.

The news came from the warehouse in Tula - the shipment of books came into inutility, as it was "shattered by cats". Five hundred books. It seems that harsh Tula warehouses hold tigers.

How much I put on girls, how much I put on 7, but only when I, for the first time in my life, put on one of my acquaintances, I was finally paid off with quality sex!

Good attempt, eight, but I still don't like you

" The Lord Learn the match. OOO RJD. It’s not just roads and rails.

I knew that not only the rails, but that too!!! and :)

How uncomfortable it was...
A concierge with a guy, like the 18th floor without heat is sitting, maybe in the battery where is the traffic jamming? Well, let it go, they went to the kitchen, to the second room, came to me, and I have your gift (Tree Hook), a pack of grapes and a pack of apples on the table. The guy is standing in the wardrobe, the counsellor is also clearly re-thinking something, I am standing, slightly red and find nothing better than asking: "Will you?" Do you want to eat apples?"

Google: We decided to discard all ad-blocking extensions and close Reader.
Reader for what?
Google: Do we understand that there are no objections to the other points?

In family quarrels, as in battles without rules, the most dangerous are painful techniques.

of Saratov. A new bar opened. It is called "People" The slogan is "Come and try". Something terrible...

My first day in the new WoT clan, I don’t know anyone but the commander. entered the company.
Where is Maxim? Why does the commander of the battles walk?
Pause of 10 seconds
Aaa, who said that now?
BBB, who was that?
Ccc – I felt like a woman’s voice?
DDD in the Clan of Girls?! to
Be quiet, be scared.

Elvin: I just arrived.
Elvin: Podi explain to the foreigner that in Russian Monday, Tuesday and Thursday are male, Wednesday, Friday and Saturday are female, and Sunday is average.

14 March

@userdie: Before Sasha Grey this day was celebrated by another famous person’s DR. That man was Albert Einstein.

A: Now the machine one on your exhibition in Peter is beautiful.
A: Attracting new customers
B: Oh that’s cool!
B: That’s what I think about the influx of tourists in our city!)))
A: Yes, in any case, everyone ran to the wonder station to watch.)))
B: The grandmothers in the empty wardrobes of the Hermitage don’t know what to do and ride around the Egyptian mummy!)))

M - Well you just understand, to compose a song with the text in the spirit of "la-la-la-la how I love you, tra-la-la, and you never gave me", maybe any fool, even me.

Oh, and whose song is that? Shut down?

Oh my godmother!
- ( ) w (.) is?
The woman will bite your head.
and (. and VV( and????! to