Sometimes you wake up early in the morning in the dark, with horror realizing that no fig has slept and no strength at all, you touch the phone, find out how much time to not be late to work and see there that you can still sleep an hour and a half, and here you are overcome by complete peace and joy.

Ladies, after the end of the gym, the gym is waiting for you. There are clothes of 5, 10 and 15 kg. and Langepas.

Someone divides people into Christians, Muslims, atheists; physicists, humanitaries, workers, politicians... this is all wrong, people need to be divided completely differently. (Pathologist of Medicine)

Correspondence of the boss with the contractor

and Gregory! You are trying to work with a serious international organization, and you are sending all kinds of shit.
with respect

xxx: A six-year-old girl tells me her story about a killer chicken who spoke to a bull to knock their master with horns so that he could not cut her in pieces.
YYY: Do not make abrupt movements.

The Russians are always like that. The wallet, where it lies 2-3 thousand rubles, is kept in a load pocket, so that it is not pulled out in the transport. And the phone costs 15 thousand rubles in the side, because it is lazy.

Sergey Oatmeal: In this regard, I like Islam more, have you ever met a drunk muezzin?and :-(
Ilia N. Ivanov: I have never met a sober muezzin

Dasfantomas: It is good in Minsk in the morning in the cafeteria to eat peaches with potatoes and potato salad, drink potato juice and, throwing a shirt of Colorado bush on your shoulders, wander around the city center.

In the bus I saw a beautiful thing - grandfather spoke on the smartphone, finished and carefully packed the phone back in a wool socks.

OOO RJD. It’s not just tracks and rails.

How well it burned!

I found it on one website:
Bruce Willis hardly drinks. But when it happens, it is treated with its own company cocktail. Write down: 200 dark rum, the same amount of white vermut, 4 tablespoons of Curacao liquor and 2 tablespoons of lemon juice.

Tagged with: "strong nuts"

xxx: fucking, and offensive and funny... my girlfriend on February 23 gave me socks, and in the evening did not come home, a guy answered my call, said that she was with him. I thought "Dobby is free?"))

The Roman Pope is not a Negro or a grandmother? It is strange. Where the world goes.

If a person is in trouble, call 02! He is there!

In school, they can incite hatred to what they are teaching. In this regard, I am calm about the introduction of the foundations of Orthodoxy in schools.
Written by vkl-vikl

Yesterday my girlfriend burned up.
WOW: What happened?
XX: Yeah, she had a delay in menstruation, thought she was stinged and she decided to go to the pharmacy for tests.
WOW: So what then?
XX: Well, she found out if they had tests, and she was asked, “Do you have tests with one strip?”(Taking into account that with one strip of test in one package). My second three silenced, giving out:-I would preferably with one strip. The pharmacist did not understand at first, and then it fell out.
See also XD)))

Happy Birthday to Albert Einstein! Sorry for the shit, I forgot about you.
Thank you for everything!

xxx: I’m a virgin, of course, but I’ve watched a lot of porn movies and I have an idea of sex. In my experience, in movies, girls are quite actively moving, for example, and in photos they lie still. Apparently this is what we are talking about.
yyy: that is, you mean that the ideal wife should be in the.avi format, not.jpeg?

In the book, Pendalfe did not ask for eagle support at all. The eagles themselves walked in the vicinity, noticed a loud hustle and decided to smash the goblons, to which they fed racial hatred.

In general, it was emphasized in every way that eagles, first of all, are in their minds and even piss the sheep, and secondly, not all eagles are equally useful, so that it is not quite safe to trust them a secret operation.

Although he was originally a debtor to Pendalph, he clearly indicated the limits of his gratitude. For example, he refused to drag the knot into places with the presence of humans and as a result of the developed air defense system (on the latter, Smaug will not lie)

I go home. Children from 4 to 5 years old play at the entrance. Suddenly, a boy starts beating a girl. His mother is flying to him with screams "Misha, what are you doing? I told you that you can’t beat girls!" What the little Misha asks: " Can you even throw a stick?" A good mood was all night long!