I am dismissed. I saw night reports in the grave. We had to pay interest now. I put / and then long thought about how to put circles...

(Discussions about XP vs Win7)

Arsenie (12:39:33 13/03/2012)
It is like an apple. You can wash and eat. And you can crack, wash with water at a temperature of 37.4 degrees, check for bacteria, consult with your doctor, read manuals, eventually sign a contract that the gardener is not responsible for the eaten apple, eat it... and worry. Because there is no enzyme for digesting apples.

Irish, will you be the cheese “Ukraine”?
What kind of cheese have you not tried before?
“Hochland”...

Allyffka: how well to rent an apartment with men, there are always sausages and eggs in the house
I am talking about food now.

I had no idea how many interesting and exciting games there were on my phone until I tripled into a secretary job.

Alice (15:46:50 13/03/2012)
fucking

Alice (15:46:52 13/03/2012)
The stomach hurts

Sommik (15:46:56 13/03/2012)
? to

Alice (15:47:03 13/03/2012)
Probably the fault of eaten redish and tough pants.

Sommik (15:47:27 13/03/2012)
You have eaten cabbage, you have eaten cabbage.

<gor`>: Did you, Inocoro, use psychedelics?
<Ainokoro>: only width

Why don’t you go to work?
YYY: Because, xxx, I have no longer the patience to work with you in the same office.
Yyy: We have too many different concepts about the rules of behavior in society. For you and for zzz, it is quite permissible and normal to wander in the presence of other people. For you, it’s a little bit that doesn’t deserve attention – well, you’ll think, Perl, what’s there. I think this is unacceptable, especially to me. And when they are constantly running around me, it makes me very stressful. It turns out that I do, perform the role of furniture, since I can constantly mess. I am very unhappy with this attitude towards me.
I asked you not to go with me - so zero. I tried to confess you with xxx - it just got worse. Not only did they start to joke more demonstratively, but also to apologize at the same time, such as "Now, yyy, fought - got a fox, we joke on you and your opinion". I thought maybe even the notes you take – it’s useless.
I have completely exhausted my patience.
XXX is convinced! We will be on the street.
Return to work)

Arwen ES: message from the dating site - "your photo does not comply with the rules of the site (do not post a picture of pets on the avatar)"
Arwen ES: Fuck, no one has called me so subtle animal yet...

The most effective way to fight piracy is to cancel the rating.

Can we play in Quake3 via Inet?
- with my ping quake will turn into a battle of senses :(

Friend (D) works on the ship, stands on the watch (living on the ship for a week without exit). The Saturday. 7 in the morning. He just changed and went to sleep. The wife calls.
J: Zaya, someone is whispering behind the refrigerator! Come to!! I’m sitting on the couch under the blanket, I’m terrified!! What could it be?
D: My dear, calm down. Is it a mouse? We have a cat at home, let it catch!
We are on the 7th floor!! What a mouse? The cat sits with me under the blanket and cries!!! I don’t know what to do!! We are scared!! Come here!!! to
D: Well, dear, throw the cat out of the refrigerator.
It has been 5 minutes...
Call from my wife: I dropped the cat, three seconds later he jumped out and got stuck under the bathroom!!! I don’t know what to do now!! Come here!
I had to go... The mouse was not found, it turned out that the iron grid behind the refrigerator collapsed and when turned on the wall rubbed, creating noise... But the cat, of course, was good )))

Thro the day, the cockroaches had disappeared. I went overnight to my mom. She complained that she had lost her smell. And she is so calm - You have lost the smell at seventeen years old.

But here is not:

XXX: How about Annie?
WOW: She left me.
HHH: How is it? She did not hope in your soul, on the contrary, as if you were not all right?
WOW: I stopped going to the barbecue, started hanging in the beer bar with friends, accidentally forgot to congratulate me on March 8, set up a WOW... And the day after she left me, everything returned to its own.
HH: But why all these actions? Isn’t it easier or cooler to send a girl?
WOW: Son, grow up and you will realize that there is nothing worse than an insulted abandoned cock, thirsty for revenge.

You play with the fire, because if she learns about it, then it turns out that she is also deceived. This is hell’s nightmare!! to

And how can you not be a virgin if all the girls take care of themselves before the wedding?

Fuck the married.

From the Fire:

In the early nineties, my aunt who lives in Minsk, the sister of her husband from Germany sent along with other interests and tastes something wrapped in paper without inscriptions. Not a very large monolithic brush of this thing was white and in consistency resembled a good soap. My relatives thought it was the same. They wiped out of this bush pieces and put them in the bathroom and used as intended.

The only problem is that the soap didn’t shake. It smelled delicious, as if quietly dissolved in water, but did not shake. And the skin after him was strange, like clean, barley, but, what, sticky. “Well, fuck him,” my relatives thought, “maybe it should be so. Still a German stranger who knows them there."

What a surprise was it when aunt Lena came from Germany and saw that her gift was a great German white chocolate - crushed into pieces and tried to use as soap =))

Sanetor: I write a message to my mother "Please fill in my mobile account" I accidentally send a friend.

Sanetor: Guess who was sent the following message with the text "Yebanavrot, wrong sent the shit"

I started boxing.I sit next to my husband in the evening, dinner. I have thoughts in my head about spring, summer, swimwear... about the figure, in short. I ask sadly: "Then tell me, there are at least any changes?"Man(with an insightful glance from the distance):Daaa..I loved cooking..."

Good people think I’m bad, bad people think I’m good. very good.

Can you name a scientist?
She: Well Pavlov...
He: Well, what did he invent?
It is: the dog!