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[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №110648
 13.03.2015
This is:
Here is this:

3 stages of degradation of graduate MSU:

cannot integrate the exhibitor.
Can't remember the formula of the area of the circle
- clinging to the lash "floating"
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I also can't remember the formula of the area of the circle, maybe it somehow depends on the thickness of the pencil taken!? to
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What you have taught you. It depends on the thickness of the griffle of the circle, not the pencil. And the thickness of the pencil depends on the area of the section! How can this be confused?

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №110647
 13.03.2015
The subscriber you call is an introvert, you can continue to call, but the subscriber doesn’t like to communicate.
How! → How can I put it instead of a ringtone?

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №110646
 13.03.2015
In school, they also say that it is impossible to divide by zero. A lot more they say.
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Such operations of division by zero are not defined, in the school are not empty. What you mean is not zero, but infinitely small.

The anecdote.

Over the engineer, physicist and mathematician conducted an experiment:
They placed them in an isolated room, placed a food box there and gave them a pen and a notebook.
After a few hours, I decided to see the results.
Enter the room with the engineer. He sits satisfied and satisfied. "How did you do this?" – they ask him. "Yes, I was putting a pen here, here a fake notebook and the box opened."
The physicist is in the same condition, the whole notebook is printed. The answer to the question is: "I calculated the point, hit it and the box broke up."
The mathematician is wicked and hungry, the notebook is all written, he feverishly writes something on the wall. Look at the beginning of the records: "Suppose the box is open".

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №110645
 13.03.2015
AtisNickel: Success...Success is like pregnancy, you’re all congratulated...but no one knows how much you’ve been fucked before.

[ + 21 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №110644
 13.03.2015
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in support of Chubais?
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[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №110643
 13.03.2015
And remember, my son! A rubber woman will not blow you up!

[ + 23 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №110642
 13.03.2015
Yes, man, to have a brain, that is, to influence the worldview, to direct and push a man to certain actions can only an indifferent to your success loving woman. And if she's purple on you and you're not at home more than unnecessary furniture, then what to talk to you? If they don't talk to you, don't stress, don't force you to do something - most likely soon a divorce. Another option is to poison. The most female occupation. Neither the house nor the property should be divided. The problem will disappear.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №110641
 13.03.2015
Today at work.
An electrician walks through the accounting office, looks under the tables and cries:

Where is your nest? The nest, the nest.
Marina is dreaming: Spring, the men of the nest...
Lena : Why?
Eggs will be postponed.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №110640
 13.03.2015
February According to our data,
5 thousand killed in Ukraine
The Russian soldiers.
of March. According to our data, in
500 Russians killed in Ukraine
The Soldier.
Who cast "The Resurrection of the Dead"
and confess!

How who? and Lifenews!

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №110639
 13.03.2015
Women, don’t get tired. About the "impossibility of friendship..." a few teenagers write here, most likely the same ones and write from the freezone. Any normal man has already found someone to share all his sexual fantasies with, and can peacefully make friends with the opposite sex. No one dreams of a career as a bull-producer, except for a certain percentage, who are lazy to take off the sofa and go to find a couple. There will be porn, then on the basis of it are theories about real life.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №110638
 13.03.2015
The car was operated carefully and carefully. Drives easily!

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №110637
 13.03.2015
Mikhail Barshchevsky of Soloviev (gordo): "In fourteen years I have not ever been able to give up the bribe!" He understood that the idea needs clarification, and added: "Not once offered".

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №110636
 13.03.2015
The rental website.
Ask: people, do you know where to rent a house for 1 night, drink?
Answer: yoprst go to the park bukhai ))

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №110635
 13.03.2015
The number of grieving Terry gives our Pratchett reason to believe that not everything is still lost.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №110634
 13.03.2015
16776 The Queen is Naked
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The term "clothes" means - about horror! People are dividing there. It is there, not in the shower. There would be a wardrobe for the eating of strawberries there, it would be called "table" and, of course, no one would go there naked, ruining the appetite of others.
*no, I personally have a coat (and - optional - a large towel) on the "go to the shower", but the essence of the claim I still consider ridiculous*

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №110633
 13.03.2015
What if she’s a tree in bed?
Then pray that it will be pine!))

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №110632
 13.03.2015
From the WoT forum:

Hi dear developers! I would like to know if VH plans to install a VOT server in Kazakhstan?

You have a Baikonur, but no server?

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №110631
 13.03.2015
IT company.

- Men, who has a spare hair rubber?

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №110630
 13.03.2015
The Young:

To all the book storytellers: Who gives you such stories? Where do you find that? o_o

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In the libraries and grandchildren ;). When I was 15, it was 1988, and my reading card in the central city library weighed half a kilo. And there was nothing more - on TV two programs, in the cinemas for a couple of weeks went the same film, and well, if it was "Phantomas", the newspapers were "Izvestia", "Pravda" and "Komsomolskaya Pravda". The magazines were pure enthusiasm. "Science and Life" (Endless Enthusiasm), "Around the World" with a tiny fantastic story on the pre-last page (it was the cherry blossom at the holiday, which this magazine was undoubtedly then), "The Young Naturalist" and other beautiful windows into the infinite world.
Most of them are libraries. There were anthologies of fiction, collections of works by Dumas, Hugo, Verne, various books - Asimov, Herbert, Iron, and so on to infinity. Most of these books have been translated by artists.

The stories remained in memory. The names are forgotten.


[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №110629
 13.03.2015
A 30-year-old man with a dungeon!! What’s behind this terrible number 30? A feeling? What to expect ?
yyy: I can say nothing about this "terrible" figure and specifically about the feelings. Yesterday, the pressure jumped all night, the knees started to hurt and the back was slightly hurt. I went to the park to feed the pigeons. In the evening I listened to Kadysheva... "the wide river" appears to be a song! I am considering joining the CPF. It seems that there are no particular changes, nothing terrible there, as it turned out, no.)

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