xxx: I met in a sanatorium with a neighbor who was expecting a fourth child. The first two from the civil husband, the third does not know from whom, the fourth also did not know. And I also asked how, but only one way can you get pregnant? I almost drowned. I know only one person in this case. It reduced the number of suspects from three to two.

Discs are much better than flashes.
The discos? That rhetoric? How to compare
Previously, the authors brought me articles on discs. With whom the most rise was, the mistakes there were different, on their discet I then put a hot cup :) Like a standalone)) And such a grace! What is Flash? You will not put a cup on it.

Excess hands are always confused under the feet.

Self-called

“When a man dies, his neighbors know how many children he has.”
(From the people)

The courtyard of this small house has never seen so many people, people gathered as on a very wealthy wedding - this grandmother Araksia - the oldest resident of the village, lived to her hundredth birthday.
Grandchildren, grandchildren, grandchildren, neighbors, from yesterday the mountains of salads and furnished tables and barracks. The people came from all over Armenia, even Paris and Los Angeles did not stay aside, separating a couple of families.
Despite the fact that the name was born before the revolution, she still completely preserved the strength of the spirit and the clarity of the thought, even with her simple economy copes. After her husband’s death, she lives alone and does not want to go to town. Friends-neighbors help, grandchildren with raids appear, and lives, does not complain.
The woman was poured wine into a small pre-war drink and asked to say the first toast. Everyone was silent.
Grandma Araksia stood up, coughed to encourage herself and began:

“Dear friends, I’m very happy that you didn’t forget your old grandmother, postpone your business and come to me for my birthday. I am very, very pleased.
I saw all of them with my own eyes, not just in the pictures. It is no pity to die now.
Quiet, quiet, I’m not going to die, don’t think.
But the first toast, you all apologize to me, I want to say for the health of our ambulance doctor, Avanes Gurgenovich, who twenty years ago did not let me die when I was very ill. from that light. Almost every day he came here through our pitches, cared for me – my old grandmother, it is a pity that he is not at this table today. Without him, I would not have been there for a long time.
They say that he has long lived in Yerevan, I hope that there he became the most important city doctor, God give him health, I will always put a candle for him in the church. What a good doctor, kind, attentive, here many should remember him.
At the tables, they stumbled in confirmation of grandmother’s words. She said something more about the unforgettable Avanes Gurgenovich, and at this time, a few people sitting at the most distant table, playfully blinked at the gray postman Levon.
Once a long time ago, on the "Rebuild" flight, the whole of Armenia was plunged into darkness, automatic shooting and wild poverty.
To call an ambulance, you had to pay and pay not only money, but the most expensive that was at the time - a gasoline canister. Without this, doctors would not go to the challenge at all.
Here, as unfortunate, grandmother Araksia became seriously ill, and in the whole village no drop of gasoline.
There was nothing to do, the neighbors advised, chose Levon as the highest and most representative. Someone gave him his wife's glasses and white coat, someone "hearing" from the doctor's children's kit, and the face was covered with a gasoline bandage so that the sick woman did not recognize the postman.
So in the house of grandmother Araksia and appeared the ambulance doctor Avanes Gurgenovich, with a drawer from under the screwdriver in his hands.
He listened to the patient with a toy stethoscope, understood the whisper, gave advice and prescribed medicines that were found in the pharmacies of neighbors.

Levon held a drink, listened attentively to the long toast of the name, smiled and unnoticedly wiped out his eyes.

The pathologist died, but still went to work.

Our current project is so tremendous that if we were given silk gloves and ebonite condoms, we would have robbed half the country.

The citizens! Please do not enter the etymology of German surnames without knowing German, the history of foreign borrowings without knowing at least the basics of Greek and Latin, and the history of Russian idiomatics without having common sense at the basic level. In this simple way you can save the country up to a hundred thousand kilocalories per month, which are now spent on the Facebook spam of people with philological education. Thanks in advance!

When I worked in the mobile center there was a story: the wife of the divorce hired a private detective and he just went to the center, took and removed from the computer of someone in the office printed calls, including conversations with the mistress. I put it in court. The man was heated up for a small amount (why I don't remember anymore), and we had the passage to any department only on cards. This is a spy series.

Well, such a person came out of the street by chance, entered the computer under a password, logged in to the program, knew how to remove a call log, all this was copied to the flash drive, while the owner of the company did not come to his place. In addition, the court does not accept evidence obtained illegally, and he did not have permission.

A husband and a cat lie on the same couch and sleep a happy, carefree sleep. The cat heats about the temperate owner, the husband cools about the frosty cat. On the released sofa I sit pleased with myself and seam =)...

How much can a cat cool? Especially given the fact that the normal temperature of a cat is higher than that of a human? Soak the poor animal with a stick – is it not enough?

The old joke:
The Drunk Dad:
My son, don’t smoke!
I am not a son, I am a daughter.
I smoked c.
Now it sounds new.

I realized that our relationship is getting serious and I seem to love him when he offered to pay for me

In South Sudan, soldiers are allowed to rape women for service

Planet Earth in the 21st century.

My grandfather was a radio amateur. Now he is an alcoholic.
YYY: They say it’s not necessary. Although, they say, yes it is desirable.

I love my wife very much. And even if I were offered to choose with whom you want to spend the night, your wife or Angela Merkel, I would choose Lenocka.

I speak to the man with the backs. Judging by the courses, you bought them again. If you are going to sell, write here in a week, please.and :)

It was at the institute. Faculty of History, if any. One type of beauty admired in the mirror, complaining about her hair. The following dialogue:
- Deyeva-chikiya, or maybe anyone knows a good remedy for measles?
I know. Guillotine (smile as a joke)
and TAA? Does it really help from scabies?
I keep smiling, I am surprised that she doesn’t get to it. R – once and forever!
and TAA? Probably in French? And expensive?
F-FF... well by name French, yes. Probably not cheap...
I went to the shops looking for it. I would like to see.

"The reason for such a long evacuation of people was the lack of technical equipment in the personnel of the contracting organization.
How did they become a contractor? in their neck.
Bourgeois: They probably only have a bank account in the equipment.

How I am bombarded.
Two funny comments invented, I look at the comments - and there they already are
Go along with your pattern thinking.

Not so clearly:

The girls
A girlfriend accidentally burned, pouring tea rarely to her former lover:
P (looking at the seal on his finger): Oh, you had a ring like a black stone... (thinkingly) Or don’t you?
Captain Evidence: Yes, girlfriend, it’s crazy + Tell me who your friend is and I’ll tell you who you are.

A joke on the subject: The ladies at work talked about the husbands, the question about the temperature of the eggs. One says “in my warm,” the other, the third... One says “and I don’t know.” The next day he came with a finch. She replied: "I checked the temperature of my eggs and asked why all the males have warm eggs and he has cold eggs."

News on 4pda: "Apple patents the "Home" button made of liquid metal"
xxx: t1000
YYY: The old good T800 will do it anyway.
XXX: If you do not bet on a new firmware
zzz: the old good 3310 generally spoils all)