XXX I am a doctor. I don’t want to take the license exam. I want Robert Downey Jr.
Madam a narcissist?

I want summer (Sun)
Y: Yes
X: I think in summer, even when everything is bad, not as bad as in winter =)))
Y: Yes, you can go out.
and will hang.

A commentary on the flibust to Akunin's book "Black City":

"I look forward to the continuation. I wonder if Fandorin will be able to prevent the First World War.

Somehow it becomes strenuous when the guards from the alcohol shop greet you by the hand...

The driver of the trolley bus:
"It feels like someone is holding a trolleybus behind."

Answer of the Slayer:
" I have seen it. There is no one there."

Every day a handful of sand in the corridor with shoes. The palaces do not melt the ice at all, only pour it with a thick layer of sand and salt.
222: They are from Central Asia. Sand, desert and nostalgia

Funny: Women love when they are compared to cats, and hate when they are compared to cats. But at the same time, heels and other heels with heels are more willing to wear than shoes on a small heels or with a relatively soft heel. Of course, because of this, they tick like steamboats, rather than moving quietly like cats.

My wife just squeezed pearls. "Crocodile - Gladiator" (instead of the alligator) I forgave, "Triple sweet" - I refrained. But when the question “Do you know what random is?” she answered “e-ron-don-don?” I exploded!

How much is GDP better than Obama? The first is interested in our survival, and the second in our destruction.
– is
I don’t like political struggles, but it’s just a matter of logic – what hero is the PVP interested in your survival? You do not pay him taxes, organize rallies, re-elect for the eleventh term, and you will refuse, and oil and gas production and pumping are an industry for 3-5 million people, if you count with families.
What hero does Obama want your destruction from? Your oil and gas he will still buy from the GDP, and you with your mass keep all swarmed Islamic Ayatolls away from the nuclear bomb launchers - it will not be you, the Islamists will quickly scatter half of the world into dust.
Obama needs the Russians more than the wolf. with the amendment - NOT as your voters, so you can safely drop the dream of American conquest into the toilet

XXX: Soon the post. A month and a half without sex. What in this case to do, can physical exercises, cutting wood, throwing snow on the landscapes, how to suppress the desire?

YYY: I wrap it up every year in hot butterflies. As long as the burns heal, fasting passes.

I felt like a pervert:
decided with his wife to watch porn, included one of his "films.
The eyes of his wife are astonished - "and what happens"?

According to preliminary calculations, on March 15 in Moscow can fall up to 18 cm of snow, the next day - up to 19 cm. According to the city authorities, it can fall up to 25 cm of rain.
— — —
It sounds like a challenge with an answer for future graduates of the new education system.

C: Can you tell me where fireballs teach a monster to bake in real life?
A: In real life, the honorary duty to roast a monster is called marriage.

Here the hell thought came to mind, and what if to make a fake application "electronic weights" for Android. To put it in the play market?! to

A genius twist came to mind:
I dreamed that two hundred Chinese
They have four hundred eggs"))
Fuck the flashmob ?

Peter's Forum of Hunters. Sabbath about leather shoes

It can be called castor.
Yes, the easiest thing is to lubricate 2-3 times the warm skin of berts, warm castor (buy in the pharmacy). Warm it best in front of the open oven door, over the kitchen plate or construction dryer. The skin becomes very soft and more moisture resistant.

Dokchel: At one time, he impregnated his leather shoes with goat fat. The effect lasts about 2 weeks.

Well, hassle hassle, fat is more important if you can eat berries. And if the castor is missing, it will pass by.)

X (10:39:46 12/03/2013)
What kind of car do you have?
Y (10:42:48 12/03/2013)
version 2.7)))) all the options. Condor (depending on how you run), hardy (the main luggage is not to eat), economical, there is a machine and mechanics. This is the automation system at the moment.

Discussion of anti-alcoholic posts

and Slavic:
They say it is bad. They say you are a girl, you are a woman, you are a mother, March 8th is not a reason to bustle. I consider myself to be a moderate drinker (I don’t drink today by the way) and every time I see posts, I feel a little insulted about the fact that if you drink, you are degenerate and shameful to Russia. Wanted Satisfaction

and Vitaly:
You degenerate and disgrace Russia.

and Slavic:
I am ashamed of what kind of mother I am.

and Vitaly:
Funny but disgusting

It is best to invite a firefighter.

Just just.
In the morning, I am going out to warm up the car, Irka makes a marathon... The neighbor of Lech calls with a request to take a bubble, or slanges, etc.
Irene asks, who is calling?
I say - Leha shakes will go, we need to give the sick on the bubble...
Irka - You give him a bubble and don't give him money!
I say, why not give money?
Irka (Apofeoz bleat) - Will drink too...