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And remember how in the kindergarten you draw your mom on March 8 "kalahaku-kalahaku" - she is so happy! For some reason, this magic does not pass with my wife.
I fell asleep before my lover. Through the dream, I hear his whispering and I feel as if he is lying nearby. I immediately pull my hands and embrace. "Well, Kraken has woke up."- dissatisfied-shulty is communicated to me :)
I sat this morning and when I saw Ambrobene’s favorite advertisement, I turned off the sound. And my brain itself reproduced the melody with the words:
I come from Germany!
Shoot that boy!
Fuck he is treated!
Amber Bennett is a killer from Germany.
Amber Bennet is the right home challenge!
The Inside!
XXX: I walked in the yard. Two boys beat the third.
xxx is no more than 12 years old.
xxx: "Go to your WOW and play, fucking! We’re going to go in tanks!"
Today with children in the lesson of drawing favorite characters
xxx: one boy drew a wolf from the "nu weather" very realistic but with a member between the legs
I was outraged, of course, and he was so authoritative to me "I am already in fifth grade, we have a biology lesson, censorship does not deceive me!"
And another boy said that if the rabbit is also a male, then the series where the wolf came with a sidekick at the guest - "homosexual propaganda."
I am afraid of these kids.
XXX: I am looking for construction sand on the federal public procurement portal, entered the search word "sand"
XX: one of the results was fun, "the organization requires COBAS", I sit meditating...
XX: looked at the organization: "Egorievsky Psychoneurological Internat"
XX: I think it’s okay.
This is:
Tagged with: 18:31
And in general, last time you pulled me to a movie where a man was looking through the lock well of the brought door pen on a man in a woman’s dress, crushing a pigeon caught in a mouse trap. After that, you lost the right to choose films forever)))
I must see it! What is this movie?! to
Specifications for Mac Pro:
I didn’t think he was so small.
That’s what girls usually say :)
I've never heard anything like this from girls :)
Sla337: Well, not all and not always 100% honest. By the way, the female phrase “how huge he is” in 99% of all cases refers to spiders.
After breakfast sandwiches with red squash teeth are unfortunate to brush!
thith (11:29:29)
I will be at 7 today.
Wicked (11:29:52)
How early did you get sick? O_O
Thirteen (11:34:58)
Today I have a "weekend"
Yippidy (11:36:47)
How do you know such words? At work, you are not beaten for freedom of thought.! to
thith (11:37:14)
]:-> No, we have a lafa here, only dishes of rice are deprived if they know *ROFL*
With Drom, talk about safety pillows.
Half a year ago there was a case - my friend went into the turn of the vase 2110 shooting the wheel and the car went to squat, but at that moment he was not attached and immediately flew out through the front glass. You would then see this car, if he were in it, he would not be there now, because the roof over him was so compressed that there was simply no place for him there.
YYY: But there was another case: an alcoholic uncle of Petya, ate and fell asleep on the bench on the street. At that moment his house burned. If I had reached home, I would have fallen to death, and so only the fingers of my legs were cut off. Moral: Drunk - sleep on the street near the heatway, do not go home, it is unsafe there.
9 March. I walk with my friends on the TC. Among our diverse hair company separately can be distinguished a specific pair. He is an angel, and she is a shepherd. And to see March 8 in their family was very fun, because she has no mood at all.
What can I do to make you smile?
And then there is a long list of options, she refuses everything exactly until her gaze hits one well-known cloth shop.
I want socks!
We go all the way into the pavilion, the consultants waver, everything as always. He buys her chosen pair, she takes the purchase and the cashier, and here... guessed?
She: The owner gave Dobby socks! Dobby is free!
It is taken out of the store.
Forum of Classical Musicians:
xx: No, Mom, I don’t smell cocaine from the violin. It is cannabis.
Yy: No, Mom, I don’t smell cocaine cannabis. It is a violin.
zz: Dominant intravenous in the morning.
zz: And septacords from all levels, secretly from parents, with friends in the entrance.
Comment on the picture of a huge cat house:
Buy one, and the cat will still sleep in the box from this shit.
I’m from the time when girls gave me just because I’m a great guy.
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What do you think of the diagram painted by hand in Paint?
She has a shit on her head.
yyy: it’s like it )))
X: Fuck, I thought it was what I was wearing on the pants ((
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"Design and installation of systems
Department of Health":
- anti-vandal coat - used in premises where physical destruction or damage to the video camera (prison, school, etc.) is possible. P is
Tamoka: I’m going to the subway, the car is full, I’m standing over a sitting guy. Well, the guy is so cute, stands up and says to me: "Girl sit down, I didn't even have time to rejoice as the place was instantly released, a 40-year-old man sat down (40-year-old!!! It is a man!!! The guy was so upset that he said to me "Sorry" and broke to the exit.
Comments on Ukraine:
It is true! And all the roads are covered by BTR, everything next to the roads is covered by tanks, and the whole sea is covered by ships, and underwater everything is covered by submarines, and the whole space is covered by satellites - spies, and all the houses are covered by special forces! This is the Russian invasion.