Zhirinovsky proposes to ban the letter "Y". Until they banned the letter "X", I want to say to all deputies - go you...

From the box office discussion on the movie search:

bad1996: "At 78.2% collapsed in the second weekend of the Russian «Stalingrad»."No one doubted the failure. Why go to Stalingrad when there are 300 Spartans?

Boris9999: Why go to Stalingrad?

Cheshire dog: It’s a pity that the Germans didn’t think about it at the beginning of the 40s.

The NeoFit:

I didn't understand why you decided to send radio amateurs, they don't see anything but cannibals and spawning all the days, spawning themselves and spawning...

Have you ever had hysterical grandmothers in foil hats?

A man just knocked on the door and returned his mother’s lost passport. There are people who are willing to sacrifice their time without demanding anything in return. Man, suddenly you read, great thanks to you, good luck and luck)

From a comment on a blog:
The most delightful thing I’ve seen is that in the MAI shelter, all the walls and doors of the cabin were glued with headings from the “truth” and the local “propeller.” In the toilet aspect it was very rugged to read something like: "You give 100 tons above the plan!", "Be a striker", "Are you in your place?", "No matter the weather" or "From the screw!", "Your front is here", "Student, manifest yourself". Or quite ambiguous: "Not a step back!", "As in the mine field", "Stand up and run", "Cleaning workers do not cope", "Clearly not where...";
And my friend Uncle Zhenya sent me a charter of guard service with holes rolled along the root and a characteristic shape hole in the root, so that it would be convenient to hang on the nail. And it was from the sort of report "A ha-ha! The guard dog!"

Oh those prints!
The second month with the light hand of the operator, we sell networks instead of networks!

to this:

A friend a few months ago found a cream with seafood sperm. And since then, every time I see him, my mouse is ripped in parts of my thoughts: WHAT??? How are they produced on an industrial scale? Should they show him naked eggs or chew him for needles?

All is simple. A potassium chloride solution is infused, and he immediately throws out the sperm. Or caviar, if a female. This also works with sea stars, double-stranded molluscs and other animals with external fertilization. A marine biologist.

For example, in the Rorschach test for one of the clicks the correct (adequate) answer "I don’t know".
P.S I am 36 years old
____________
I would like to know more about what...

xxx: I watched this of your "Real Detective". Fuck it full.
YYY: Well yes, I forgot about it. You love when it is long, boring, incomprehensible, and that it must be an island.
The island is a requirement!
Yyy: Well you, go look at "Sex and the City".
Is there an island there?
YYY : Of course. and Manhattan.
XXX is a disaster?
YYY: Only in personal life.

From the article on car polishing:

For good polishing, a professional machine is required, I have this - Makita, the pro-Japan, took on Gorbuška 5 years ago for 220 backs. You can, of course, and drill drill, as I did the first time, but the pleasure is small, as if masturbated a flock of elephants, the hands still vibrate for a long time and live their lives)))

I didn't understand why you decided to send radio amateurs, they don't see anything but cannibals and spawning all the days, spawning themselves and spawning...

Because if there is a radio-amateur in the house, it is always hanging on him. The TV doesn’t show, the computer hangs, the light flashes – it’s all because of it. And if the head hurts, all the radiation from his antenna is to blame.

The news:
A great request to dog owners. Please stick your phone number on your necklace. This will help you with the loss of your dog.

And a huge request to the guys. If you liked the girl - come to her, not write to the admin, put it, yesterday at 115, saw the girl. Help me find"

Commentary :
A great request to the guys who liked the girl. Please stick your phone number on her necklace. This will help you to find it anywhere in the city.

And one of our neighbors did the repair, so he deliberately walked through the nearest neighbors, found out who when the children sleep, who when from the shift, whose grandmother goes to bed early. And the schedule made up at what time it can be drilled. Two months of repairs, no one complains.

<xxx> if you remember, in the old version of the engine with each jump accelerated the movement forward
<xxx> so, it was written on this spider, very sharp.
<xxx> since then the engine has been updated, and now the game began to deduct from the forward motion vector some value at landing, so as not to accelerate.
<xxx> I’m going to go back and forth.
<xxx> it became clear that the deduction was from the view vector

BIGZLO: And with "Friendship" I am not friends after a trip to Kiev.

She ruined and ruined you.

BIGZLO: Yes, after two cheeses in the train, I was like a dog the next day in Kiev. I met every corner.

Solo: Yes, you are the pioneer of the Maidan – Kiev was embarrassed before it became fashionable

Maidan and swamps are arranged precisely when they do not like such laws, according to which the next nonsense does not give neighbors to live, because according to the law it has the right.

and----
Laws are needed for that, that in different people the concept of "living neighbors does not give" - different. And there will always be a man who would go out and beat his mouth for being awakened at three o’clock in the day by a hump of cats, who is insulted by the sight of naked people seen in the binoculars of a house five hundred meters from him, or removed by a radio amateur in the neighboring entrance. This does not mean that it should be legally forbidden to make any noise at any time of day or night, there should be a law that obliges everyone to wear a trio at home, and every radio amateur must be displaced to the countryside for one hundred and one kilometers.
It is impossible to completely avoid repair work in a residential house.

xxx: we are sitting there discussing a new solution to the old functional, and so it turns out that here is a coffin, there is a coffin and then on the list...
our programmer: fucking, it’s already on development, it’s some sort of orthopedic!

I talked to another child’s mother:
She: Tell me, do you feed your child with sausages and sausages?
I : No
She: Not at all? Is he a vegetarian?

The chief speaks to the late subordinate:
Why do I see happy faces of those who are late?

On the issue of children...
The wife left, the daughter lives with me (in court), goes to the kindergarten, sometimes with me to work, for an hour and a half... I work in a car service, a car electrician. But I will not ask for maintenance, because I can maintain my daughter myself, and I do not want to see her!

The Friend! How? Did you get a child in court? Tell me!
I also want my kids to live with me, not with this stupid shit!