Sometimes we meet such people.
For example, there are people who are so busy with life or work that they have no free time. And only in the weekend can be 10 minutes, just 10 minutes. It is 9-10 in the morning.

Communication (m)alchika (7 years), (d)yavochka (6 years) and (z)nakoma who told it.

Have you watched My Little Pony?
M: No, I’ll search on the internet.

After a while:

M: Yandex and Google can’t find this cartoon.
G: Let us show you how you are looking.

A friend approached the computer and saw the query in the search engine "Prayer Pony".

Listen to me, Benderlooke!
XXX: What do you think if I am so on the planner on Monday, my speech will start normally?

Ksoo: Lech, I have a virtual machine with any chip, processor loading 100%.
XXX: I added another core to you.
Ksoo: Thanks, now download 200%

A friend told me that I was fighting in a bar with KMS about fighting and I didn’t do anything... I say well and what happened?I beat him and he climbs to embrace :)

Lexus> and Terrano began a favorable period in an emotional state - he recovered himself and earned the rear yard!!! to
I’m very pleased with it> :D
Lexus> and may have failed to use them for a long time
Orange> ah, the broken lighthouse has not recovered?
Lexus> you know, started to heal!
Orange> should be attached
Lexus> so I took a jeep and to the traveler and even to the pine - it doesn't help =(
Lunch and coffee> :D

I walk my trail. Here next to me pass a guy and a girl, the girl is desperately telling a story. And here I hear:
You know, he is such a man. We sit there, he breaks down, puts on his shoes and puts on the windscreen, and this is in the winter, on our question where, he answers, what a friend needs to meet and in 10 minutes will come back. He returned three days later, where he was and what he was doing, no one knows yet.

On the forum, the participant under the name Betty shares her problems and receives useful advice and words of comfort from anonymous xs.

Betty:...And here’s what he’s saying to me in the ass: Olga, I didn’t want to upset you, but I have another..."
Are you Olga or Betty?
In the morning Olga, in the night Betty, in the day bombed Vasgen - you want to live, you do not so rush!

Today at a pair of pascals at the neighboring table the girls said:
I need to find the longest word. How to do that, I don’t understand? : SSC
And you assign one symbol one centimeter.

I fell out.

You are young, fashionable and energetic.
All in gadgets and social networks
I am one of those people who touched.
Battles with shoes.

xxx: This is probably one of the funniest points: the Jiuhua tea plantation in Henan province hired virgins with a third-size breast to collect tea leaves with their lips and then throw them into woven baskets.
Yyy: Let me wonder, but with what lips do they collect tea?

M: I am in practice now such tasks that you need to master almost all European languages.
You will be a polyglot.
M: I’m so polyglot here, I’t polyglot...

The Americans thought that you could just throw oil and fuck, but the Arab sorcerers think differently.

In fact, the hurricanes were also tortured by the Indians. Hurricanes are not Arabic.

I watched the news: a guy on a chopper came to his courtyard, he was blocked from 2 sides by 2 jeeps from which a fire was opened, a guy with fear tried to drop but only caught neighboring cars. As a result, the brothers went up, cut off half a car, pulled it out, stuck in a car and took it away. A few minutes later, I asked him what his name was. I checked my passport and let it go!
The Russians are awake! :)

The sixth day of the "4 hours of sleep per day" regime, the body did not withstand and slept, ignoring the perforator.
He could be said to have slept desperately, with all his strength.

Discussion Therapy Session (Rough d'n'b Festival)

I don’t understand how people go to such concerts.
They are hardened! People under light drugs. There is even tea for 50 rubles, because there are spiders in it.
XXX: We have in the dining room, judging by the price, too.)

The wife sits with the child in a line in a children's clinic.

I come, I say, it turns out that we have another office.
I ask her who to warn us that we are leaving, so that the turn will stick.
She responds by pointing her hand to the crowd and says, “Woman with a child.”

I needed to download the fairy tale "Candy", so on one site wrote "the book is unavailable in connection with the copyright owner's complaint."
O_O

@HomeRoot: Rumors say DOOM 4 action will take place on Earth. I offer John Karmak to place portals in the Russian Federation in the offices of the Sberbank and the Russian Post.

Mazzuta: in the military commands, the manuscript of doctors is interpreted in their favor.