Here are the double standards.

Don't let God disturb the neighbor's child's sleep - the whole family will rush to take the door and avenge you for it.

And when this child wakes people up with cries and whispers, it is all a puddle. They just shrink and shrink.

Sleep is a biological need. Live yourself and do not disturb others.

Less aggression, more respect!

I came to a new job, mostly sitting at computers and performing tasks. Some for relaxation include loud music. I decided to do the same, included my playlist, and there the main theme from Half Life first in the line... Immediately a couple of colleagues wrapped their heads, in search of sound, smiled. You see it right away :)

Amazing people, first to the ears and then start to swallow their dirty underwear and scream loudly: "Damn...damn..."
Do they want to sell or do they want to sell?

[3/10/2014 5:55:31 PM] 5665tm: Yes, fate, very fucking romantic. Only with my luck, she will either be born in 3048, or died during the palace coups, or lives in our time, but she has completely paralyzed her upper third thighs as a result of an accident on the Alpha Centauri.

Russian people can easily defeat laziness, but they are somewhat reluctant.

Here one cheerful aunt told how she grew a lemon from a boiled and frozen grain. I even have a fist.

>> Had I not been married, I would never have learned that a compressed air bubble effectively cleans... the haircut.

Your mother is genius!! to

A friend once got sick with hepatitis B.
The hospital is large, there are many buildings, they said they are not allowed to enter the infection room, so I asked where the building, the chamber number already knew. I approach him and begin to scream: “Vityoyoyeok! "Vityoyeok! "The chamber on the 3rd floor so it broke out that there is urine for ten minutes. Only from the neighboring windows of the head female a couple of times elevated."Well" I think "not fate", may the toilet went out or smoke..., in general departed from the building by 50 meters in the direction of the house, goes our common acquaintance with the girl to meet. "Oh, hello, what are you doing here?", "Well, Vitka came to visit, something oral, oral, he never appeared. This is my home ? ?

- Mucky Klitschko was roasted, now added eggs... What will they cook?
Cake with shit.

xxx you are! The sport is chocolate. I thought he was extinct.
yyy: It’s like a lease with the taste of potatoes.

from ZH:
I want to change my name in Ukraine. I will glorify Ukraine.
I will be able to walk around Kiev and troll the fascist patrol.
They ask:
How are they called?
Glory to Ukraine.
Glory to the heroes! How are they called?
Glory to Ukraine.
Euromaidan, to the heroes of glory. How are they called?
Glory to Ukraine.

And so infinite.

From the comics website, discuss Thailand:

xxx: If I understand it correctly, are these men who feel like lesbians?
Thailand is a country of mysteries.

With "response to"

A: It hurts me not to want it, there is a lot of pressure on what I say who wants to turn away.

A: The effects of mushrooms can be irreversible.

"In working with metal there is one big plus - if something is cut off, you can always get it back".

(C) "American Chopper"

In the eighties of the twentieth century, the owner of the legendary voice, which the inhabitants of the Soviet Union considered a symbol of TV radio news, Yuri Borisovich Levitan, like all the dictors, worked in the Ostankino Television Center.

Since nothing human was alien to the inhabitants of the Ostankine TV Tower, they all gathered in the dining room at lunchtime.

In a large room could accommodate about three hundred people. While some TV producers dined, others stood in line for the standard comprehensive lunches. They gave the first, second and compot. Behind the portion of the food in the vicinity stood and ordinary workers of the TV studio and folk artists and laureates and even living legends. Here at lunch came the elderly Yuri Borisovich Levitan.

Comrade Levitan changed only externally, his recognizable voice was still strong and sound.

Once Yuri Borisovich took a portion of soup at the stand and sat down at the table. There was a lot of noise in the room, the TV producers exchanged news, shared impressions, discussed achievements, and suddenly for some reason everyone suddenly silenced.

Then the silence was broken by the loud and clear voice of Levitan. Yuri Borisovich spoke only one phrase, but as always - in the style of "From the Soviet Information Bureau".

Today it is... shit!

What was the name of the hobbit from the "Lord of the Rings"? (10 to 100)
_______________________
Which of them? They are like dogs not cut. You would ask how the orcs are called.

XHH: I worked for a while in the accounting office of a retail network. So there among the workers was a strange fashion to listen to the radio "Shanson". I come to work at nine o’clock in the morning, and there it already smells of spring. I leave at half six, and they "sizey flew through the camps". At first it stressed me, then I learned to abstract.

What an interesting accountant. What was prepared in advance?

I try to be a bad young man.
My friend, I have a reverse problem. I try to restrain the end and step up.
Mithra: The End
Mithra: The end!
Tagged: horse
Freud is probably riding now.

xxx: I told Sasha that I needed a shirt, new shoes, perfumes (my last got out), a couple of coatings would not bother to buy. He gave me a computer game on March 8. He said, if you sit at home and play, then neither perfume nor shirt will be needed.

I buy in the animal store worms to prevent my cat.
What is the weight of the cat? asks the seller.
Approximately 27 kilograms for a cat and another 3 kilograms for a cat.