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[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №78548
 11.03.2013
Hurricanes in America:

The Americans thought that you could just throw oil and fuck, but the Arab sorcerers think differently.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №78547
 11.03.2013
Children’s Camp in Euphoria:

"Nathalie
The camp itself is not bad, they feed once in a while normally, the leaders were engaged with us constantly, on the account of drugs, I also want to say that it is just HORROR, there are real syringes everywhere, not understandable people on the territory sometimes walk, well, in general, I would still have come!! to
The overall assessment: 4. The food: 4 and entertainment: 5
2012-07-05 07:40:05"

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №78546
 11.03.2013
from chat wot
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Better to hit the tanks and find a girl.
XXX: What can you find?
yyy: how can I find it when I have an IS 3 still driving with a stock gun

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №78545
 11.03.2013
After long but unsuccessful dances with the drum over the problem

I will do what I haven’t done.
xxx: I think

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №78544
 10.03.2013
You are red, right?
Nick: Listen to me
Nick: No insults
Nick: 24 years wanted to know this
Are you red too???? to
Nick: Shame on me, I understand! and fucking
I am not very red, I am burning out.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №78543
 10.03.2013
XXX: Fuck, I played in the stalker. He promised to bring a shirt.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №78542
 10.03.2013
<Festral-Ranma> AjiTae: Winning the Darwin Prize be kind

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №78541
 10.03.2013
Fige: I wonder if I send a letter to the neighbors from above, where I describe where their bed is, from how much to how much they have fun there, at what average speed and how many poses they change in the process, will they guess something to lay down so as not to get me into the ceiling in the process?

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №78540
 10.03.2013
Why are you sad?
WOW: This is the choice. It happens that you have to choose one of the girls, both know each other. I said at once that nothing would happen, but here is the second...
I didn’t have to say the second one: Pikachu, I choose you!! to

[ + 16 - ] Comment quote №78539
 10.03.2013
Philip Grigoryevich, why are you so concerned? You are a philologist.
Fuck to Fuck! She went naked!

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №78538
 10.03.2013
Brad Pitt has died again on the router.
YYY: Ordinary Case

[ + 38 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №78537
 10.03.2013
Conversation in the train.
11: Are you a frog or a frog?
22 I am a sailor.
33: And I am a sheep.
44: And I am a calf!

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №78536
 10.03.2013
xxx: Will you take my guitar training anyway?
YYY: You will be expensive...I’m a high-level musician
YYY: You understand...
YYY: It will be very expensive
XXX: 2 bottles of beer?
YYY : Yes!
XH: per month
WOW: Well of course!

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №78535
 10.03.2013
It can be divided by 0. It will be infinite. You can dance in the church. It will be 5 years.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №78534
 10.03.2013
If you are reading the ad "We need a dishwasher, a salary of 3,400,000 rubles, you are in Belarus

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №78533
 10.03.2013
XHH: So imagine it. I made a borst. The Ukrainian Borch. And then comes a pidaras with a beard and says that the borscht is two hours as patented, and that I owe him money for all the borsches prepared before that. Where will he be sent? is correct.

[ + 13 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №78532
 10.03.2013
When I was a child, I drank apple juice, imagining it was whiskey. Now I drink whiskey, imagining it’s apple juice...I want to deceive the liver.

[ + 24 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №78531
 10.03.2013
It seems to be meaningless!
...
My friend in the factory works, so he drank a metal cube there with a edge of about 5 cm, sliced it to the mirror glow, and I engraved a native word on it.
Then, during a trip into the forest, we buried it at a depth of about a meter, why did we do it? I do not know.

And after thousands and five years you will be reborn, come back into this world, become archaeologists, dig that cube and create a new scientific concept that ancient people worshiped the cube god with a name of three symbols.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №78530
 10.03.2013

Lynn 18:20:02
Among the various phobias that our contemporaries suffer from, there are regular papaphobia (fear of the Pope) and partenophobia (fear of virgins). We don’t even know what is worse!

Danish 19:54:31
Fear of the Pope is worse: in our time it is more common

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №78529
 10.03.2013
w_w: Here is Anna Karenina – the problem is so difficult. Morphine she eats in spoonfuls and constantly increases the dose. It is awful to look at.
Morphine is a bad drug. The unemployed.
w_w: Under his influence, she suddenly decided that she needed to go to the railway station. Now it is clear how it will end.
Samuel: It is strange. Under his influence, you should sleep. It is under methamphetamine people suddenly run to the station...
w_w is yes Then suddenly some crazy activity began.
The dealer is confused. Exactly met. Now we know why she died. She wanted to embrace the train.

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