In St. Petersburg, a caterpillar that fell from the roof of a house killed a public service worker who scattered ads about the danger of falling caterpillars. The administration’s comments state that the victim was guilty, who ignored the warning.

before the submission of the project remains 2 days, now the joyful chef ran, and singing "I know exactly the impossible, maybe" glued the order that we work two days without a break (((

The hunt for two rabbits usually ends with a vegetarian dinner.

It was at the time of the BBS, the 486th Comps and the first Pentiums... a large state. on one of the computers in a server
BBS station for customer communication, file updating, etc.

BBS was on 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, standing in the corner quietly, doing her business, and there were no questions about her.

5 years passed. No time BBS was turned off, and generally about this computer to forget began - care and without it was enough, because BBS at that time has already gone out of fashion. The cleaner stored empty boxes nearby, it was lost there in dust, but it was still connected... In the server room more than 50 comps - they forgot about it.

And here, with another change of power in the organization, took new admins. Those young enthusiasts, while putting order, found that the BBS telephone line was still working and still waiting for calls! But they could not find in the server computer that serves it! Finally, among the mountains of empty bottles and spare parts, this unit was excavated, the monitor connected - and the whole department of the officel:

There was such an operating system OS / 2, in the people called "half" - competitors to the then Windows...
So BBS was served on it... After all the technical advances of the late 90s, the picture presented to the young administrators, plunged them into a real shock...
The OS/2 operating system said:
1) it works on 10% of the remaining free space (90% bad block).
2) listed services that no longer work, but if you insert the disk, it will be able to restore them
3) that for normal work she has Nothing, and she created a backup of the most important information, and asks to insert at least a discet to throw it there.

Everyone who understood what I was talking about was surprised for a few days. But that is not all. What to do with this computer - no one has ever invented. You will not sell it and take it out of the country. Business is unrealistic.
Server large - found him an honorable place, as a monument on the top shelf, the telephone line was released, but the computer was not turned off. They dropped it only 1.5 years later when they saw the last OS/2 message: "shutting down...". It was like a Terminator drowning in the heated lava of time.

People don’t believe that Zyguli is a car. The Tolkien Word
The term “car” is repeated twice in its official name. The Vehicle -
Volga Automobile Factory.

Who is doing what in the subway?
I sleep or read.
I dream of the future like I meet my prince on a white horse.
I haven’t been on the subway for a long time, so what’s going on with horses now?

You have not noticed that in public places without headphones they listen only to rap, pop and all kinds of disgrace, and real rock never. What does it say about the education of modern rockers))

I read news.
India has conducted a successful test launch of the supersonic cruise missile BrahMos, developed and manufactured in cooperation with Russia.
The rocket is named after two rivers - the Brahmaputra in India and the Moscow river in Russia.
Comment to Article:
COKPAT: A could have been named by the names of the rivers Ganges and Don. and ;)

Anchorage (10:39:54 23/03/2010):
shrin, shrin minutes 10 broke the name of SHISHIGIN written in transcription letters

The 10 Commandments of the Computer:
The computer doesn’t have to work well.
The computer does not need to work.
The computer does not owe you anything.
The computer is always right.
The user is always right, but the computer doesn’t know it.
If the user is wrong, it is the user’s problem.
If the computer is right, it’s also the user’s problem.
If a user trusts the computer, he is not a user.
If the computer doesn’t turn on, it’s not his fault.
If the computer does not turn off, it is a server.

Once I started to remember the stories of medical examination in the military commissariat, I will also give my five copies.

This happened seven years ago. I went to the medical department and met a friend there. It turned out that I was the next after him in the line. And here, when he went for the curtain in the surgeon’s office (I must say, not very high – I saw everything through it with my height of 196 cm without any problems), the doctor began to ask him standard questions about injuries and complaints, and he himself in the meantime filled in some documents and listened to the nurse. And here the doctor says to my acquaintance: “Let your shorts go down... and then distracts for a few seconds, and continues: “...kneel down.” My acquaintance took it all literally: he dropped the cowards... and got up on his knees!

You would see the face of the doctor who, wearing gloves, turned to the patient and instead of the expected two half drinks saw the face of my acquaintance))))
xd

When children tell you “Hello” you understand that you’re getting older.

Tagged with "beep"
How did you read?

One of the famous rock festivals in Peter. and dance. We dropped the pieces with friends near the wall, we stood nearby, we cuddled under the music. You can see, walking along the wall in a hollow buoy guy, it is unclear how he holds on his feet. He stumbles on our pieces, falls on them, struggles to get up, knocks on the pieces, says “Sorry, guy” and leaves.

c) The drone

Zldbr: What is Malevich there? The painting of B. Gates "The Blue Screen" causes much stronger emotions than the notorious "Black Square" :-D

Why don’t you go to training?
2 I am sick.
1 What?
2: Acute financial insufficiency.

Father, reading news on the Internet:
"Hmm... The balance is shrinking. It would have been better"

Today I heard the phrase of one teenager to another.
If you don’t bring me my disc tomorrow, I’ll kill you!"I won’t kill you, I won’t eat you, I’ll kill you!
You are a lost generation :)

On March 23, Ulyanovsk, the outskirts of the city, the morning, the sun, the droplets... Going through the slopes, I notice how a car stops near the garbage tanks and an elegantly dressed man, looking around and sitting down, cautiously opens the car’s luggage. The body? The crime? The man flashes out and sharply fires into the tank... a dry tree! Then he rushes into the car and leaves.)
There are more men in Russia. I didn’t even wait for May 1st.

1: How is the mood?
Everything is bad (
1 is sorry. I cannot help at the moment. I could call a clown.
I hate the clowns!!! to
Let me call the clown and we kill him.

(c) }{ott@b