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[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №79528
 31.03.2013
She is 7 months pregnant and laughs. But that is not the essence
When she saw the cockroach (and they sometimes appear to us) ran away and shouted "kill him" and when he slipped down the ceiling hid under the blanket almost crying. A day ago she told me, “There was one cockroach running here, with such cute eyebrows..."
The next day he comes out of the bathroom and says "Now a cockroach has escaped under the shell. But he is not ours. our long and crunchy, and this short and light...not ours!we need to say to the neighbor that we are not breeding them.
I am afraid what will happen next.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №79527
 31.03.2013
YouTube commentary on one of Queen’s recordings:

Justin Bieber
Very easy
easy
Medium
hard
Very Hard
Queen

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №79526
 31.03.2013
I studied roulette for half a day. centimeter for centimeter. I never knew how to play it.
(the terrorist

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №79525
 31.03.2013
From MMO.
xxx: I had a New Year's puzzle with Santa so that all the nubes would learn to play. Probably not Santa.
Yyy: And I told Santa to make gay jokes today. So he still exists;)

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №79524
 31.03.2013
Talk about the queen of the cliffs.
She is cool, she has raised a roy, a real warrior, a real leader, a smart woman, a beautiful woman. Give at least an argument against.
I am not excited by the chitinous breasts.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №79523
 31.03.2013
Dialogue between brother (b) and mother (m).
B: Mom, I have something to say to you.
M: What did you do again?! to
B: Okay, first of all, I don’t like that you think I’m doing everything out of the way.Because of this, I begin to think that you don’t believe in me.How can I know that you’re proud of me if your actions show that I’m hopeless?
M: Okay son, forgive me...so what did you want to tell me?
B: I broke the lamp.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №79522
 31.03.2013
xxx: 4 in the morning, I go out of the parking lot: red dress, socks, heels and with a huge shoulder on the top. I wonder what the passers thought?
Those who passed by thought "fuck!"

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №79521
 31.03.2013
By the age of 30, women already know what they want from men.
He: but I don't know how to tell him about it so that he doesn't leave her.
She :D :D :D

[ + 26 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №79520
 31.03.2013
TINGILLE: The TV is generally called "The Zombie Painter". But King today found a much better definition - the "glass sickle".

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №79519
 31.03.2013
Axe: Go you to the har
Axe: I am not a crawler
Axe: I just voluntarily sometimes give in to her, because the breasts

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №79518
 31.03.2013
xxxh:k become me chills in the darkness that all crazy of bell and she is like all the movies goes with the face as if her beloved cat moved )))))))
Angry at all.

Sorry I did not look.
I’ve heard of glitters. so here, I think that a bag or dress made of vampire skin would have a stunning success with fashion women from all over the world)))))

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №79517
 31.03.2013
What about sex by SMS???? to
Hm...which operator?
Someone: The Egg
Write a SMS for 2010 or 2090, I have cool numbers.
Someone: I wrote, but the balance is over... let’s go to VC
Tagged with: fuck! It happens...
Someone: yes :( write me nice things and words
Topics: beer, heavy metal, computer networks, Linux.
Someone: go to the ass, goat!

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №79516
 31.03.2013
From reviews about the trap for cockroaches on the website of one online store:
If you find a cockroach in it, it means that someone pushed it there specifically, because not one cockroach will go there by itself, even if you swallow it with bread. A rarely useless thing. They can beat her in the head."

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №79515
 31.03.2013
On Thursday, a sign on the doctor’s door made my day. It was written there:
"Logoped by Karla Karlovna Ralinskaya"

[ + 33 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №79514
 31.03.2013
The last chance of the synoptics not to fall in my eyes finally - is if on Monday will really be promised +17 and all this snow is finally melting!
April 1st, the man. Relax to.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №79513
 31.03.2013
Don’t trust Russian groves – it could be the entrance to the subway!

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №79512
 31.03.2013
Local News

23.03.2013 Two young people organized an amfetamine trade in the larva
22.03.2013 Creative residents of North Butov will be accepted to work in the Administration

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №79511
 31.03.2013
About March 8
Is it better to take a walk under the moon?
Kitty: Young man, you don’t understand anything about women))
Skovorodker: Of course not, I am a normal healthy girl, why should I understand in women? I like men.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №79510
 31.03.2013
Comment on the news "Customs did not allow Justin Bieber monkey to cross the border":
The ends are confused. "JustinU BeiberU"

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №79509
 31.03.2013
When I seemed to have developed immunity to any kind of most irritating advertising, Beeline released this bl.d.

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