xxx (working in a fur firm): I wrote a few hundred bills in the day at work. Simply because some clever man on them instead of the standard abbreviation "bd" (big defect) wrote "bds", encrypting in this "big defect of sophisticated fur".

Do you want to meet one by one? Come here, we are waiting for you.

Vladimir: machine guns built in the chest.
It is strange not to have thought of this before!

The machine guns were in Austin Powers, if I’m not mistaken.

Women are "horrible what stupid" and "charmful what stupid".
And there are pleasant exceptions to the rules and those in which you tell the previous options.

I give to the poor what I give to the rich.

The perfect cake is the one that starts with the first bite.

The case takes place in Portugal.

Have you found a lawyer in the team?
I found.
How are they called?
Rui Fernandez Sousa.
Is this the one you met at a golf club in the mountains?
and yes.
is excellent. So we will note: the party pseudonym of the lawyer will be "Ruy from the mountain".

About the washing machine:

" A very good machine.
Not very noisy.
He does not jump.
Not a broken management.
Written "Made in Germany" (I had a son there, it worked well)"

He talks about his first date:
Leo_ParT: She asked me what I think about gay marriages.
Leo_ParT: And I start so meekly: “I’m 29 years old, I’m still not married...”
Leo_ParT: I look, the eyes round and it seems she expects the finish in the style of “I am a gay, and I torment with you, because you are very similar to a man”
Leo_ParT: So I continue with the short-talk, “So as you can guess, I’m not very good at heterosexual marriages.”
Leo_ParT: I felt like I heard a breath of relief.

I sit in the room behind the compost on the 5th floor. The window is open. On the street, some man begins to cough like a tuberculosis and everything will not stop. He walked out of the table, not thinking he would hear:
Stop smoking!
I hear the answer:
is also true.

Half of the first night, Dad puts you to sleep.
You are a hunter, right?
and yes.
What are you dreaming?
And now Mom will snore and Daddy will dream that he is hunting a beemot...

Fuck, that is the case. You’ll be surprised, but I have a shower at home and even a bath in which I wash every day, if not lazy. A couple of days ago, as the washing process approached the end, I tried to turn off the water and, standing in the bathroom, took the handle. Then I realized that she was under great tension. Now every shower becomes a normal such quest as soon as the grounded bath in which I am standing is soaked. In short, the question is how, knowing the electrical resistance of water and pipes, to calculate in which apartment in the bathroom is the corpse with the dryer on. He has been lying for three days.

Someone in Hanze responded to the introduction -
You are without food, compass, maps, knife, clothes, communication and fire.
We were in Thailand in the winter. What to do?"

Lie down, smile and take the posture in which you want to stay forever.

I went with a girl to Turkey, and she just walks in the sun, sleeps and eats.
Do you have a cat? ?

Flowers
Did Irene give birth?
Basic
She cried so loudly?

from ZH:

Being an adult is disgusting and boring. For example, today I had to leave a goose on the road instead of taking it to the lawn :( And it was so beautiful, light green with a black strip, purple...
In short, the workers would not understand (

Moreover, half an hour before that, we three had already saved a mouse-sleeve from a tractor. I saved :D
Hopefully the hose also added where she wanted.

That is hz.
Yes is normal. He is a simple guy. I remember being with him on a trip and he went to the city Duma to find out the schedule of buses and the cost of travel)

I thought about the vegetarian dragons. They and the knights, it turns out, without need, and the princesses, and the castles.
WOW: Well yes. Such quiet, peaceful dragons. Like handy, only more HD
Just like these... Chihuahua, only dragons and big XDDs
WOW: Oh god HD Such a vanilla magician with a big dragon-vegetarians on a lead HD
xxx: Vanilla magician with a crystal mirror ball, in a pink mantle to the bottom and with a large dragon-vegetarians on a lead XD
Tagged: LOL HD
He drinks cooled living water, sits on the window of the Magic School and thinks about it. About the degree of archive" XDD

yyy: Petty had a fun worm - he was able to whistle out.
After such messages, I start to doubt whether my relationship with my parents is okay.

The female consultation. A girl in a pink cushion, on her heels, with struts and her husband two-to-two, obviously the first pregnancy. The girl leaves the doctor’s office with a scream.
D: "All of us I translate to anyone. ah!" and the like.
Man (flegmatically): "What is it?"
D: "He said the Fruit is OK! What am I, a tree?and "