HH: So why are you stuck on her? No appearance and stupid as well.
How can I explain it more specifically? In short, she chopped the chops to the stick in one and a half minutes...

When I was a student, in 1999 at the Agrarian Institute of Grodno, we had computer science lessons, which we were looking forward to. And so began our lessons. We were not even embarrassed by the fact that we began to teach work on DOS, when in many schools the wire was already standing (in our university, a class with Windows computers just appeared a year later). But what was really embarrassing is that the first 3 lessons did not allow us even computers to turn on, and Pred, a aunt of the 50s, only painted shapes and catalogues on the board. What happened in the 4th class? There was control work. We finally turned the computers on and had to perform a specific task. There could be a task, but only where, if the hell car has never blinked with the green eye before, and then looks at you with its screen and awaits something. Calling for logic, we asked this aunt at least once to show us on the compact all that she had explained to us before in 3 lessons. With a complacent smile, this “teacher” took it into his hands and began drawing catalogues on the board.
Morality: as long as the educational institutions teach the aunt with the thinking of the accountant, as long as in theory all the teachers are masters and doctors, and in practice sheep, you should not expect from users a competent handling of the computer and the absence of stupid questions and retaliations in the style of "it's just somehow."

from a medical forum. About burning soda:
XXX: And there is another unpleasant moment - 5 tablespoons of soda, half a liter of mineral and jump. The result will be unexpected!! There will be no burns!

A week ago in the afternoon for a minute jumped out of the house - it was necessary to meet a friend at the subway and give him a book. I stand, I wait, a girl approaches, asks for help - the wallet is taken out, there is no money to get home at all. I honestly answer - said, I have no money with me, but I can give a ticket (in the pocket of the jacket was lying), there one or two trips. She took and thanked.

Today I met the same girl in the subway, she handed me a chocolate cake in thanksgiving. Sometimes it is good to be kind.

Maybe after that question I will fall in your eyes. You will never be able to look at me again. But in a man’s life sometimes there are questions he needs to ask. Should fried peppers be cooked before frying, or can directly frozen peppers be fried?

YYU: Everyone is insulted around, some kind of madness. Pops, Muslims, pedophiles, atheists have already clung to the nihilists, I am not in the subject. Seriously, people, I also want to, where are the insults sold here?? to

Olesher (on the situation after the earthquake):
There seems to be a big problem with technical and drinking water.
What is not surprising. About the river that runs through Kathmandu, I can say this: if you stumble, fall, and with your head going to dive into it, it is desirable to shoot yourself.

Who are you by horoscope?
See also: ST
See also: Sterva
Thanks for the car replacement.

Yesterday I was walking with my five-year-old son and suddenly saw a pregnant girl smoking a cigarette. I was so angry that I pulled a bottle of beer out of my son’s hand and threw it into the hell.
My son is sorry. No need to drink beer. It is easy to take a bottle from a child.

About Adsense which displays advertising for newly purchased things
Yuri P: This is something else. I am offered to buy a property in Tobolsk. And the first announcement is the giving of my aunt, an announcement of the sale of which I placed.

(Removing the dog’s self-cut from the fist)
Why eat screws? If you seriously want to die, tell me, I’ll call your veterinarian to get you to sleep. Even if you will not suffer. And the screws are long and dirty.

Insulting the feelings of a nihilist... Can you insult the feelings of a nihilist? Can Nihilists Be Believers? How will a nihilist react to insulting his feelings?
___________
If a nihilist wants to insult himself, he will insult himself. In this respect, he is no different from the others.

Once, in the early 1980s, there was a doorbell playing the melody of Paul Moria "El Bimbo". And how it sounded in a new way, when we arrived in the 90s "Police Academy"! This song sounded in the bar "Blue Oysters"...

In the office of the kiosks: it is necessary to urgently gather from the managers of the projects super-important and timely information-which-needed-everybody sent letters yesterday with the requirement to immediately send services with information on the name (conditionally) of Metel Maria Ivanovna...

Silence in the air.
Lenny flows minutes, turning into clocks.
and here! Finally! The first call in two hours from the first of the twenty-five project managers! He wants to clarify!
Of course, everyone is ready to rush to him immediately for help, anything - only to obtain information.

"Say, - lazyly crawling, asks from, - but this name, Metel, is she - sloping?"

Silence in the air.
Lenny flows minutes, turning into clocks.
I love my office.

Any problem can be solved, the main thing is to think sober.
Beer is too little, I need more.
Zzzz: A sober thought.

xxx: I was under the supervision of a psychiatrist, a type of day hospital, but I persistently believed that I was working there.
When I came back to myself at the end of spring, gently speaking, I was not childish.

The xxx:
Well, my quote they considered for more than a week.

WOW :
I have been considering myself for a long time too. This suggests that they have a huge amount of unrealistic shit, through which they dig only using excavators and technology of directed explosions.

I went to a girlfriend to make an advertisement in the newspaper. Apparently delayed, once from a friend during lunch came this message:
Everything is delicious, and the customer will not fall away. The aftermath is fucking! I could guess it’s time to drop!! to

Look at him asleep, like a dead man.

The world comes when not “Glory to Ukraine” or “Glory to Russia” is said, but when “Glory to God” is said.