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[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №126556
 08.04.2016
Construction of the first LRT site in the region is estimated at 139 billion rubles.
These athletes are completely out of the sport.
A rookie for that money.
Will it go through the entire planet?

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №126555
 08.04.2016
I have advised from the heart to wish the offenders health. She desired. Silently, about myself, I suppose I scratch my teeth. Another offender was firmly imprinted in her eyes with a healthy metal door.

I wish you iron health.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №126554
 08.04.2016
this
The Thought:
Explain to me why you, my little lovers of backpacks, do not weigh them from back to chest?
Is it on his chest and under his hand, and no one will cut the blades, and no one will anger the surrounding?
Why pull him on the back?
You are not a man, you are a chauvinist pig!
3+ where do you order?

So on the back.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №126553
 08.04.2016
XXX: And the yogi was all in the fleas. Of course, my dog was infected, and we were all itching.) I could not stand it - I threw him into the basin with water - how he hated me, scratched my teeth so that I thought they would break. Good unwise, to bite wanted to be very passionate, flattered all.)

YYY: We once picked up a small mimic egg in the country. At night, this lovely creature slumbered like a flock of begemots, slumbered like a flock of elephants, and slumbered like a taboo of regimental horses. Bite like a vampire, yes. Since then, I have cooled to the eggs and learned not to trust the brown appearance.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №126552
 08.04.2016
Call me at the "Megavon survey center":
M: Hi, go through the quality survey.
I said, “Daro, ask me.
Evaluate, please, the quality of mobile communications.
at this time the break and the standard voice "Everything broke, the connection is restored, stay on line".
They were questioned...

[ + 31 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №126551
 08.04.2016
Don’t worry about the dilemma: your glass is half full or half empty.
Tell the bartender to share.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №126550
 08.04.2016
Are you sure you are a couple?
YYY is 100%. We are a couple. A couple of dogs.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №126549
 08.04.2016
We have something like a dacha – a house in the suburbs that belonged to a grandfather. After his death the house was divided between his four children (my grandfather and his brothers and sisters). All heirs already have children, grandchildren, and some - grandchildren, so there are constantly some people, whom you remember in the face and by name, and who they are, you have to know and not understand. I personally was there yesterday for the first time in probably a couple of years - my mother brought.

In the middle of the day. The grandmother's brother's mother (son, granddaughter, two grandchildren and someone else) is preparing for lunch. One thing I can't find out, I whisper to my mom - said, and the young man in glasses and blue shirt - is who? I get the answer:

– It’s a young man... or a catin... In general, don’t rush to remember, suddenly it’s not a relative yet!

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №126548
 08.04.2016
Hhh: My ancestors went through the Northern Hemisphere, raping, robbing, killing, destroying cities and raping.
Mmm: You said "violent" twice.
Yes, my ancestors loved it. You and your ancestors, too.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №126547
 08.04.2016
I have a girlfriend who has the power of the curse of drunk men is exceptional. If, for example, he says that you should snoop, the snoop will surely snoop, there was also a story about a broken leg. Several such coincidences have caused her to think about it, and will it not make her karma worse? I have advised from the heart to wish the offenders health. She desired. Silently, about myself, I suppose I scratch my teeth. Another offender was firmly imprinted in her eyes with a healthy metal door. It’s good that it only works on drunkards, and only on men, otherwise the statistics of accidents in her area would be depressing.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №126546
 08.04.2016
From Habr:
I was completely confused, so I did what any sensible person would have done in my place: I asked for advice from my dog.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №126545
 08.04.2016
The 21st century, his mother. The phone OS emulator tells my laptop that it has little operation. and video card.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №126544
 08.04.2016
I like all kinds of experts. With them, no snowless winter threatens the Volga with low water. It is such a purge that Shoigu declares a state of emergency.

[ + 24 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №126543
 08.04.2016
There is such a useful tool - Detralex.
Imported greens, a year ago cost somewhere 600-800 rubles. for the packaging.
And there is such an equally useful remedy, or more precisely, a generic - Venus.
the domestic. A year ago it cost somewhere 330-340 rubles. for the packaging.
Then came the import substitution. And now Venus, which is quite logical, costs 880 rubles. for the packaging.

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №126542
 08.04.2016
The breast:
The Thought:
Explain to me why you, my little lovers of backpacks, do not weigh them from back to chest?
Is it on his chest and under his hand, and no one will cut the blades, and no one will anger the surrounding?
Why pull him on the back?

You are not a man, you are a chauvinist pig!
3+ where do you order?

Let me hold! ^ ^ ^

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №126541
 08.04.2016
This is:
>Please add to "Yandex.Probky" layer "Yandex.Probky". and OCH. I need.

And Yandex.Njamy with the addresses of confectioners. bakeries and bakeries, reviews and photos. very needed.

[ + 17 - ] Comment quote №126540
 08.04.2016
You must be so careful that you can’t risk naming a person’s gender without seeing the primary sexual characteristics, right?

Wow: The primary sexual features on a living person are difficult to see, they are inside, like a neon. Outside are secondary, which sometimes do not correspond to the primary. So without opening up, I may have trouble answering.

[ + 23 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №126539
 08.04.2016
I work in a large organization in a consumer team.

Yesterday came a representative of the management company (girl) and interrupted the work process for a long time.

It was enough to say from the threshold:

I am from Barca. Give me the documents.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №126538
 08.04.2016
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Yesterday at 13:20
Re: The Joke 16
Once upon a time, in one village in the dining room, there was a terrible kidr with green pebbles, blurred and hanging. Years of 5. Just like this... I don’t know what. Mix housewife and wardrobe with peel.
And here from the door, an enormous aunt of alcoholic outwardness broke in like a whirlwind – Apollo! Go here!"
There all slept, half of the people I suspect did not survive by getting stuck with food.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №126537
 08.04.2016
"xxx: soon there will be pirates who will cut pirate advertising in pirate series from pirate trackers"

Boy, you won’t believe it.

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