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[ + 29 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №79820
 06.04.2013
X: Yes, they are generally strange... Five-time digged up to some guy, such an independent type, forgot about my mom the podi, and she is worried, forced to call, to say that he is okay and loves her, to ask about the affairs... Well, as he called and talked - let him go...

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №79819
 06.04.2013
xxx: Generally speaking, the automation in the field of logistics is weak.
xxx: in fact logistics - where two great Russian problems, fools and roads, merged
yyy: Tagged undermarked )))

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №79818
 06.04.2013
>"како-goto" is a full whisper, degradation on the face

On the ass, mla... "now" it is written together, grammar-nazi is not done...

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №79817
 06.04.2013
XXX is
Hearing the news: "Three-quarters of Russia turned out to be a fruitless emptiness"?
YYY
Meaning of?? to
XXX is
According to experts, three-quarters of Russia’s land is not suitable for agriculture.
YYY
Aha! Let them say it to the men. :D

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №79816
 06.04.2013
The xxx:
Yesterday a great dialogue was heard between the furniture collectors at our office.
The xxx:
Do you drink vodka?
– No
Are you stupid?
I am allergic to her!
What kind of allergy?
I become drunk.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №79815
 06.04.2013
from the discussion on the prohibition of Wikipedia:

Do you know what a good Airbus A-380 is in this case?
YYY: What is it?
xxx: It is the only one that allows you to take out the entire douma in one move and without refuelling. and :)

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №79814
 06.04.2013
A picture from a children's textbook, on which you need to guess the general feature of objects. The picture depicts: a whale, a penguin, a train, a booty and a piano.

The comments:

XXX: on the 4th image - the means of transportation.
Yyy: Oh, when I don’t have the piano, I’m striking the penguins.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №79813
 06.04.2013
What ads did not stick to the wall, so that the corner did not go by need... And the penalty was scared, and the evil dog, nothing helped. But it was worth hanging the plaque "Possy here, become a star of YouTube".

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №79812
 06.04.2013
Marking of goods:

What does the skull and bone mean? The poisonous gases

From the back rows: Pirate cargo! and yo-ho!

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №79811
 06.04.2013
If it went.
A few million years ago there was a glacier here and it never melted.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №79810
 06.04.2013
Technical support of the well-known manufacturer, customer comment (positive):

"...so the computer is good, only here are all the ports on the left, and my hand is only the right"

Healthy sarcasm and optimism.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №79809
 06.04.2013
XXX is:
A colleague asked me to charge for 5 minutes and went to Moscow with her.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №79808
 06.04.2013
Everyone has either pets or a special attitude towards pets.

So here - in the days of conversation with the Customer, I learn from him impressions about the work of our brigades. I have no time to react and comment, as the Customer is overwhelmed with emotions:

"Aha! Everything is well! I am pleased! Very well!! Everything was done! Everything is clear! A cat fell from the balcony. From the ninth floor! The neighbor’s cat. I went on the window - by habit - and yours pulled him into the film - well, he went! And I went!... And thank God! I was afraid that he would eat my turtle!

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №79807
 06.04.2013
Yesterday a friend came to visit, well, in the process of conversation it turned out that he had holy water on the balcony and at minus 20 it did not freeze, but only became cold. The Holy Water does not freeze.
Or I was spending on the freezing and it smells!

Unfortunately, it has nothing to do with holiness. If the water is very clean (or rather even distilled) and stands in a bowl with perfectly smooth walls, then it may just be overcooled water. Under such conditions, the water does not freeze because there are no crystallization centers from which it could freeze. Just warn your acquaintance not to put your hands in her. His arm will instantly become the centre of crystallization and in a fraction of a second will freeze into the ice.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №79806
 06.04.2013
I am writing with my wife in Ashka. Then she didn’t answer something for a long time and I decided to write “Where are you?” but I went through the window and wrote to a colleague sitting at the opposite table. He looks shaken behind the monitor and so quietly: “I’m here... I had to explain that the sober...

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №79805
 06.04.2013
XXX: And prescribed a pressant to stifle the nerve
xxx: I drank it and on the 2nd day I got hysterical :)
YYY: This is how
I went to the toilet in the morning.
XXX: I had a panic attack.
XXX: I feel that everything is very scary.
XXX: Then the head turned.
XXX: Then it was funny.
Yyy: a cool thing
XX: I’m not saying that the potency is gone.
I drank for two days.
I stopped drinking, after a few days it all went away.
Is it sold by recipe?

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №79804
 05.04.2013
<egundan> When my dog was lost, it existed for some time in the form of a distribution of probability density across our area.
<egundan> Then it was found, and became virtually a Dirac function.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №79803
 05.04.2013
Dialogue with my mother in the kitchen.
To wash the dishes?
Wash if you want.
I: What if I don’t want?
Wash it anyway.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №79802
 05.04.2013
When he lived in the shelter at 5th grade, a beemoto-like creature weighing under 200 kg entered our room. I ate for six, and constantly.On one day, I wake up to work around six in the morning. I see in the darkness that this bomb car sits on a chair and is silent. Well I think it might get the strength of the shob to fill the gut again. I took a shower, shaved myself, and went to work. I come back in the evening, the painting is still, the student is sitting and silent. I say "pups, what are you sitting down, what is sad?".Put out "I want to eat". My hair is dumb "also, the car of the car of the sacrifice was transmitted, what do you not eat?". And he's waiting, a friend from work, he has a microwave, or his mom forbids cold eating. She almost killed herself with a spammy.
Dear parents, if your child has enrolled in the institute (PTU,technicum,no matter) and settles in the community, please teach him at least elementary to heat food, prepare eggs, pasta, soup, etc. And it will suffocate with hunger if a friend left home on the weekend:)))

[ + 36 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №79801
 05.04.2013
I worked in the office for half a year. And in half a year I communicated with admin through asks and applications. Handheld such a sysadmin, if something falls, then he quickly puts everything. And he and I often talked about the girls and their “right-sightedness” in the technical field. So I had to go to the admin and hand over the documents. So I went in... and swallowed. When I entered the adminsk there was a girl there. Girl of Odin! In the end, I stopped talking about girls and technology, and she still reminds me of the case.

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