Discussions on the Hubble

Thus, prostitutes and programming are a substitute for family life. Like cocaine as a replacement for happiness."

The author is deeply upset.)

from ZH:

I hate classical literature since high school, although I am a humanitarian.
Your warehouse was robbed.

The aim of sanctions against the United States is to block their way into space.
The people, the scientists and we, and they are normal guys who do useful things together. Our rockets have a lot of joint affairs with NASA, and such a political move can ruin everything.
Yes, America does not have its own carrier for human flight now, but it will soon be (several companies are doing it right now). But we will remain without orders, because our Soyuz and Proton missiles are the cheapest and most reliable means of removing satellites, and we are raising good money by launching NASA satellites.
Our device is on a Mars rover that is now crawling on Mars. Our missiles regularly launch NASA satellites. Those who are in the topic of space will not understand you easily.
Do you really want to break this collaboration that has been developing for years?

Even under the USSR during the Cold War there was the "Soyuz-Apollo" program. Politicians are politicians, but do not touch science.

Sex is too intimate to have with someone else.

The NX:
I test work: I determine the maximum number of days before they notice that I'm not doing nihua

The demographic situation in Russia is not a problem
WOW : Why?
In one day, the population increased by 2 million.

I guess they’ll come on a horse car...

The horse is expensive. Bombs in the Uprising

See also: AHA

I am so rude, burlachi.

Oh yeah yes! Be Politically Correct

WOW :D

Tagged: Afroburlacs

Category: Alcoholic

xxx: not
XXX is a prostitute.
xxx: a whore
In Russian, even words are not so matte.
xxx: the most offensive, such as "fucks to fuck"
zzz: Would your students hear you, Pal Petrovich xD

I work at Watersing. 1 of April. When the first time in the morning they called and asked to remove the fly from the yandex, they just chatted with colleagues, explained that it was a joke. We already hated Yandex for lunch. Almost every accountant applied... I wonder what would happen if there were a cockroach instead of a fly? A picture with broken monitors and strangling aunts.

Mechanic [15:34:53]:
The package arrived.
Mechanic [15:34:58]:
Take it today.
Nosferatty [15:35:00]:
I knew
Nosferatty [15:35:19]:
What came
Mechanic [15:35:26]:
Called to?
Nosferatty [15:36:15]:
I got a huge Lavrov leaf in the soup, I immediately realized that it would come not just a letter, but a package.
Mechanic [15:36:41]:
D. The Russian
Nosferatty [15:36:58]:
They have a new type of notification.
Mechanic [15:37:05]:
and ah)

to this
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YYY: You don’t have a girlfriend?
Are you going to logic courses?
YYY: Let’s sleep then
xxx to go. When is?
YYY: in the weekend
You will find an apartment
YYY: Do you not want?
XXX to you? I want of course. Only with the apartment. Maybe just meet?
yyy: no, I want a bath, candles, black makeup, I have a whisker
YYY: Remember as before
xxx: and so
YYY: Well what?
Sorry, bath, candles, makeup is of course in your performance fucking sexy, but above your head you will not jump, I have 4 people at home, and other apartments I have not yet.
You can rent an apartment for 24 hours.
XXX: I am looking for you.
YYY: I will find it myself, just say no
XXX: Yes of course
yyy: it is good))
From April 1st, you guys!
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I will clarify carefully:
Has the dialogue ended or is there a continuation? As if the man did not hang himself.

When the ass stopped looking for adventure, it was not wisdom, it was old age.

I go to the shoe shop. A couple of middle-aged husbands: husband and wife. A woman cannot pick up her shoes, a man is irritated and angry about it. They approach the window with fashionable rubber boots.
The husband stretches out his wife’s new – transparent boots – and says:
Here are the buy! You will wear it every time with new socks, and all your girlfriends will die of jealousy!

“Aunt Sarah, and what is your neighbor, Zilla, doing?
- Oh, I don't even know: it doesn't work anywhere, but every day there are Georgians, Armenians, Moldovan, Uzbek...
She is a prostitute!? to
Fiona, I pray for you! Prostitutes are the ones who ruined our country, and the girl, as it may be, is collecting it!

Remember, children are a natural contraception. After it has multiplied to at least two minima, then it is very and very difficult to reproduce - not to have time and not to hide.

YYY: And what to do with large families, where parents, the journey, just can’t stop?

xxx: I don't know what stock of zen you need to have to fuck your wife under questions like "Daddy, and where are the pants in front?"

plague_dinosaur: the snake snake life is sociable. decided to wet his throat at night and almost got rid of fear, the guy in the kitchen over the dishwasher ate tomatoes in the dark, well, in order not to squeeze and not bother anyone, and he still has a nose, it had to be heard and seen, some sneezing and squeezing silhouette at night, a party of zombies, an aboriginal cannibal bubble :(

The boss decided to play on April 1st. We have a client, we are an outsourcer for him. He as a manager of customers processes, and we do the work itself for fixed money monthly. It is our main budget, and without it we will fall apart.
Of course, not always everything is smooth, by the end of the month, there are often occasions for roganina. And here is the boss after the reports: "All, Yuri leaves us, said - no money, already found another office and they are times better!" Of course, everyone is upset, realizing that we seem to have been working for the last month. We throw options, how you can stay on the float, who to reduce, where to take orders, etc. In short, half a day of nerves and intense planning.
And then by night, suddenly I see a message from Yuri in Skype: "Why are you going to ******? Let’s negotiate the budget, maybe we’ll still be able to agree!" I, of course, don’t understand anything, I start asking. It turns out, this fool-chief decided to play both sides, he told us - the client is leaving, and he - we were lured by the competitors' offices to double big babies. And Yuri, too, for half a day, was looking for ways to extract extra money to keep us.
As a result, thanks to the innocent joke, the director received offgenic plans from us to reduce costs and optimize labor, and from the client - invaluable information about how painlessly to raise the work budget. And you say, a foolish useless celebration.

Advertising in the kitchen:
Who took the cage with the plow? Return to Kazan!

Alexandr: you go to the farm and choose a small bull.
Then you run with him on the neck every day.
Alexander is gradually growing.
And your achievements are growing.
Aleksandr: the trusty system of training Olympians in ancient Greece
I told you to find a training program.
Sergey: I didn’t mean that.
But at least something.

Some of the doctors of the military hospital of Sevastopol on Friday went to the mainland. To the rest, they declared that they are all traitors, and they, faithful to the oath, will go to serve the people of Ukraine. Moreover, they - the patriots of the independent - must give uplifting and status of participants in hostilities.
At the time of their departure, the Russian staff came to the military hospital, where, let’s say, the Lieutenant Colonel, receives 80 tires. in a month. The departing informants, the doctors - the traitors of Ukraine called the train and informed about the arrived document.
All the doctors, faithful to the Ukrainian oath, descended to Django and went back to Sevastopol, except for not raising the tricolor.