CHC: What are you doing?
I’m talking to you, and you?
Q: Do you have a girlfriend?O O O O
NN: Why do everyone react like I’m a pedicure?
Are you not a pedicure?O O O O

I worked as a nurse in the reception room of the city surgical hospital. and here
Somehow they bring on the "ambulance" uncle. It was broken like under a tractor.
has hit. The doctor and the doctor, meanwhile, laugh. It turned out that the man went
Public toilet at the railway station. It was in 1987. Same
You understand, there were no paid toilets with the smell of lavender.
The broken houses. The man was an intellectual. I guessed and decided to wash.
Gone for a rope, and the pipe on which the tank is held (remember another one).
The construction? has survived. Oh, and he put that iron cubicle on his head.
The cerebral. Guess, it is not all! He falls like a straw with a straw.
On the head and breaking the toilet eight (!) The REBER. He falls and holds the door with his feet.
the cabinets. It opened inside! People around hear the wild sound, and then
The complete silence. A few minutes later, they began to knock. He is answering. I would also be silent!
Start to break! The man broke his two legs. He was then in the hospital.
4 months.
It had to be washed!

and Tarrasque:
What so long?
The Red Tank:
I bring the bills. Their buch, all so satisfied: you have a mistake, you give us an extra 70 thousand and throw a calculator in your nose. I think "from which side? I have checked it a few times". The buch is sending me a calculator - look, say. I think. The error. I count again. Again a mistake. Please Excel. I check. There is no error. The bug curves the mouth "exel is joking something lately". I take the calculator, but I do not consider it a blind method, but I carefully look at what I press and what it draws out. And I find that some buttons are falling. I explain to the accountant. The hysteric - she has since November of the month "stopped trusting Excel, because. "Stall joking", with the calculator he did not get along, and the calculator she trusts more".
and Tarrasque:
Offered her accounts?and :)
The Red Tank:
Yes, there is nothing to fall.They sat down and counted everything.

From a conversation with my wife:
You see, I am a terrible savior!
- Ughu, unwoven - and not fucking and not saving..............

to you, beautiful
>I want to express the opinion of many girls.
I am 21 years old, a student, I go on a red diploma, regularly go to the gym and swimming pool. Growth 179cm, weight 56kg, 3 breast size, long dark hair, brown eyes. Without false humility, sweet. That’s what many guys say, but the problem is that I don’t like clothes, clubs, I like to spend time at home, or just walk out the street, read, watch good movies, love to cook and have sex. Where to meet a normal guy?

I agree to surrender! I am 22 years old, funny, in a word, a technician. I appreciate the home! I will do homework. Warmness and warmth guaranteed! For me, you will be the most desirable and loved!
Two five six seven five eight six nine

Z is. Miss the playoff! Take care of your life because spring is coming.

We share with each other the misfortunes: one system on the notebook has flown, the other notebook in general hangs hellish...
If this continues, these names will soon become nickname:
Q: How is your business?
YYY: Lenovo...
YYY: How are you?
XXX: - Totally HP :(

There is already written about me here...
I am that "aggressive outward" (well, thank you >_<) guy on VAZE against Snow White on the transition.
I tell you: I missed the girl on my own decision - she still stood on the sidewalk without showing signs of movement - could pass peacefully, but decided not to pack the suit with the beams that were on the road))) (according to the law - until the foot stood on the road - you can go)
Who knew she would be such a queen? I smashed her, others smashed her... And she didn’t leave much – she showed me a middle finger. He took his opinion back and did what he did.
He noticed when he had already left.

Honestly yours is the bearded, camouflaged owner of 99.

Commentary on the photo:
Thanks for your photos! Before that I complexed about my appearance – but you significantly raised my self-esteem!

With my wife in the kitchen. In an erotic tone:
Everyone is already sleeping. We were alone in the kitchen. Let’s start... there is!

Why does Darth Vader wear a black plastic suit?
Because the white is full.

When will there be new photos?
I don’t know, it’s old ;D

Since I was a child, I have been asking myself the question: why do you not rub the rubbish, but strict? And the shaft is rubbing, not the shaft?

An English teacher at school told me how she once met Americans. exchange of experience and so on. The first thing the Americans were surprised at was why she didn’t speak English, but Shakespeare’s. But it’s okay, half the trouble.
Then American teachers became curious about how much our teachers earn. Well, she calculated and pretended that at the current rate it comes out about $200 a month.
The eyes of the Americans came out on their foreheads O_O
What about $200? Nothing to yourself!! We only get $50 per hour!

Epic File, Hole

From Mail Answers:
Which phone is better than the iPad or iPhone? I want a phone and I think which is better, more convenient, and of course more cool please)

I : My dear! You can’t tell me why I have so few friends!!!? to
She: Excuse me, I accidentally pressed and removed...
I: Ah... ppc... 60 times in a row and only girls!!!? to

The sale of enriched uranium:
He scattered it and sold it to his clients. They glow from happiness.
- ordered 12 pieces for the oil plant, the family is satisfied, for the holidays 3 geigs were burned;
- I was first offered half-depleted, for half-price... but what if he was in the isotopes of the ones and swallowed with lead;
Where to get Delphine? I would go for a couple of three walks.
I didn’t get to my home mining station. I returned the money yesterday, without any questions. p.s I went to the toilet tonight and didn’t need to turn on the lights. Lights on themselves.

A good man who said how to find a screen of first-april buttons, THANK YOU, big, or I broke my whole head, and did not sleep at night.
P.S. Please let the person be pleased.

I will take in good hands a girl from 18 to 28 years of age in order to establish offspring.
I promise to feed, to drink, to keep clean and clean.
I don’t like washing clothes and floors. I quit smoking...

Signature: Constantly struggling with his beard, 28-year-old solitary admin, in a pure white sweater.

He killed me:

On April 1st, my grandmother She is 86. I wake up at 10 a.m. and start calling her. does not respond. The interruption lasted 4 hours. Then I decided to go to her, anticipating the worst. I come and open the door. I see a trunk in the hallway, and the feet climbing across the corner.
I think "all fucking fucking" I approach, and here the grandmother, as she ever did, jumps up from the first of April and shoots me with a balloon with a face paint in my mouth.

I call my girlfriend. His voice is sad, his voice is sad.
She is everything, you are a baby. I finally understood it. Between us it is over.
Okay, but tell me what exactly happened?
There’s a lady on your wall that says you’re a monogamous person. Everyone knows everything about you, only I was blind.
Look at the difference between monogamous and polygamous.
Silence for about a second
She’s a quiet voice – Yeah, rabbit, you’ve always wanted to date a blonde?