A good joke is spread all over the world, passed from mouth to mouth, from generation to generation. In other words, a good joke overcomes space and time. Gravity is a good joke.

The title of the yellow press: "Natasha the Queen may be deprived of the title for sincere photos".
Is it just Natasha?

>>>Adolf and Goebbels are Catholics?? to
Oooooo

It was after the Second World War that the Catholic Church worked greatly on its image and strengthened its detachment from its contacts with the fascists. Before the war they kissed the fascists in... shit, I forgot how it is called in Latin.

Yesterday, my mom read a note for half an hour that I needed to lose weight.
Flower: I was upset today that I didn’t eat all the cakes she made.
Someone, borrow her logic

Be always strong and never give up. It is worth you at least once to give the thighs, as life will immediately take advantage of this and install Yandex.Browser.
The weak are afraid of it. I consciously put it.

Religion as a penis is good when you have it; great when you are proud of what you have it. But I ask you not to mock them on people and especially offer them to my children!! to

On April 1st, nothing happened.
BOR is not the same for a long time, it is understandable, but it is a grave stone.

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You have not understood Nihon!
You were waiting for something at the main, and nothing happened. You all waited, and there was nothing - a junkyard. Admin with respect!

The crisis, you say? My husband moved to another job today because he is on his old feet!! to

Khomiaku bought a plastic ball inside which he can walk around the apartment without the risk of being crushed. Looking at how the ball with the hammer in the apartment is scattered, I understood the whole secret meaning of the word "ball-beating".

About the horoscopes.
A long known man told me. They lived with their mother both.
One beautiful morning they had to go together to make some real estate papers. The horoscope is read on TV every day. It comes to the weights. They said, Weights (and both of them and the mother of Weights) today in no way can sign important papers. Mom listened carefully. Here, my acquaintance (I have to say, the one still burned) of himself burned up with the hope that the visit to the instance will not take place today. But all his hopes were broken by his mother’s phrase (which was said in full seriousness):
We don’t believe in horoscopes!! to

And as a child I was sorry for the Orthodox when I read that the Communists after coming to power began persecution against them. But when you read these words from the believers themselves, you begin to think that they were not wrong.

What do you know about shit? A real shame is when you are ashamed to invite even a sanitary to repair the crane.

With pleasure!

Gentlemen atheists, if you already know how to live without crutches, you should not beat them out of those who have not yet learned. That is at least ugly. Try to make it softer. On the other hand, teach your children to live immediately without crutches.

Is it possible that my child is not surrounded by religious propaganda from all sides? There is no spirit in schools. So that the mother-in-law did not teach me to pray and did not rub that my mother was a sinner and apostate, and then the child with tears and hysteria did not hang on me, begging me to go to church and repent? It is very difficult in the current situation to protect a child from brain disability.
P.S The husband of the mother-in-law was so oral, so oral! It is :)

Most of the t. Christians do not believe in God. I don’t believe it at a practical level. This is why people who sincerely obey the commandments of unity. The rest know perfectly that no fire hyena awaits them. Therefore, they alternately sinned with all seven deadly sins and placed deep on some Bible there, which many did not hold in their hands. Well, all these phenomena with "religiousness" are nothing more than the banal pattern thinking imposed in society, withdrawal from which is punished by becoming a "white frog", which does not fit into the life patterns of the very 95%. This is normal human hypocrisy. At the head of which are all the same pops with a hose on helicopters carrying the prostitute into the bathroom. Your K.O.

XXX: Our one-day members of something there on the weekend excreted and today the base was not working for half a day
XX: Experimented
YYY: You are now very well described the process of development under 1C

One day I got a pizza instead of a cocktail. of Ashotaka? Margarita is

by Iris_emerald
So what to say, even forgiven Sunday every year turns into some sort of tragedy.
It usually happens so. My father calls me and asks with a frightened voice what happened to my sister. I start to panic and think about what happened to her. The father explains his fear: the sister sent a text with the text "Daddy, forgive me". Dad does not track the Orthodox holidays, Dad does not know, Dad begins to draw the most horrible pictures of the type that she decided to self-drink and this is her last message.
And you talk, call and tell some news.

Blond: Though we’ve met recently, but still: You’ve got a doctor soon, what can you give?
ROCK74: Cossacks, bandana, belt, cushion is there. The backpack is broken, you need a new black leather tablet 30 * 20 cm. It costs 5-7 thousand, will you pull?
Blond: I noticed that the backpack was broken, and so I already bought you a expensive leather wallet, and asked for interest. Are you happy?)
ROCK74: And when is your dad’s doctor?

XX: Remember, please, who of us has sclerosis?

I can’t imagine how we’ll take him off the chest!
“Well, like, ‘Son, you’re already big, it’s time for you to go to the army, mom can’t go with you.’