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[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №79600
 02.04.2013
You can say a lot of shit about the movie Metro, but how could the Russians shoot a Russian movie about the Russian subway with Russian people in Russian Moscow at the Russian peak hour, and, fucking, for the whole film I did not see NONE MAN IN EARSHIPS!!! to
WOW: crazy... that’s what I felt somewhere hidden while watching...

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №79599
 02.04.2013
I: How did you remember where I live so quickly?
He: What to remember here? The fucking road to the left

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №79598
 02.04.2013
by Katarina:
I felt like my colleagues thought that when I got married, I stopped being a human being. You are married, you can't walk in such a short shirt, you are married, you can't be a stripper in the office on your birthday.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №79597
 02.04.2013
1 April, SMS from the operator:

Find out what a celebration is today! Send SMS to the number ##### only 25.72r.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №79596
 02.04.2013
From the news:
There will be a “Nano-tree” in Samara.
Its author Alexey Konoplev explained...

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №79595
 02.04.2013
- For a bottle of martini and a box of 'rafaello' I would have tebe for snowballmy sent in 1956.

“Yes, in 1956 I’d run away for ‘nobr’. You were beautiful

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №79594
 02.04.2013
X: We have such big snowballs... beauty))))
The same fucking thing.)
You are a romantic.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №79593
 01.04.2013
Yesterday we decided together with goodwilland to cook a quick blend for breakfastand to askand go for a walk. In the end, we didn’t count with the quantities and the blowed these blowedd’s chips for 7 hours! Walked the fucking.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №79592
 01.04.2013
From the news:
In Samara will appearthe “Nano-tree”...
Its author Alexey Konoplev explained...

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №79591
 01.04.2013
[12:24] <Roll> I collects painting aqueen
[12:25] <Ride> the landscape of nature
[12:26] <FebruaryOct SevenPortOct> natural death of objects
[12:26] <FebruaryOct SevenPortOck> ROMAN BOOK!
[12:26] * Goebbels rjot
[12:28] * MarchOct SevenPortOct inscriptionis in lineto "the landscape of nature" to crestomatineem "my autobiography";
[12:30] <MarchOct SevenPortOck> ecg of heart
[12:30] <FebruaryOct SevenPortOkay> pelviography pelvis

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №79590
 01.04.2013
1 April, text from operatora:

Find out howand today is a holiday! Send SMS to the number ##### only 25.72r.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №79589
 01.04.2013
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[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №79588
 01.04.2013
x xx: to kill
yyy: is this a command or what?
ZZZ: And who exactly?
x xx: this is the infinite

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №79587
 01.04.2013
Zlover
I read lectures. and there
"b) control of non-standard load (relays, bulbs, LEDs, electroconductors, intestinal twists, electroluminescent indicators, etc.and "

Horses of frogs

[ + 40 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №79586
 01.04.2013
The C torrents:
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[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №79585
 01.04.2013
For us, when bushand a police officer or prosecutor kills a couple or three people, he is simply cut off from abonemenand from killerin buddla on currentth month.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №79584
 01.04.2013
1st of April:
The LDPR spoke with a draft law on a a a a a a a a a a a.

The commentary:
Are you sure that 1st Aprilis a joke?

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №79583
 01.04.2013
xxx: (links to photos with vitaminmy for bodybuilders)
yyy: Tell me, at huy thebe it all? And now take a picture of your hue, so that show is a victim.
xxx: Well, you as children, have heard from some whispers that hoy is not it is growing. It is all not true. with huem everything is fine, don't worry
yyy: Take a picture.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №79582
 01.04.2013
Interestingly, I only read the entire collection today in censoredlike, and only potlike saw the tab "filter" :(

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №79581
 01.04.2013
sankir: Thanks to powalln and user literacy, we have learned that TeamViewer can be found even after demand at "tyvver".

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