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[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №111515
 01.04.2015
That’s why you don’t buy a car. Now he would come for me, brought to me and... mmm...
I can call a taxi and it will bring you. Buying a car to drive for you once a month is overwhelming. And, by the way, the quality of MMM does not affect it.
Sweet: and suddenly a taxi driver will be a rapist and a maniac??? He will take me into the woods, insult me and kill me!!! and (
BAMBER: And suddenly it will be a fun cute guy who earns well and charges for fun? You will meet him, talk, fall in love, get married, you will have a great family and five children. and ;)
I don’t want five kids!! I am not a rabbit! 😉
Bamber: Don’t worry, four will be his children from the first, second and third marriages. You will only need to feed them, treat them and treat them. And cleaning them, of course.
Bamber: And he is still taxing because there is not enough money for food.
You are an idiot!!!!! to
You are cute, you are foolish!!!! to
Go to the ass!!! to
Well, you see, I didn’t even have to spend on a taxi. You are talking about the car.

[ + 17 - ] Comment quote №111514
 01.04.2015
Yes, no, it was just in Ukraine that they moved on the distinction of words with caveats.
So if you see a phrase of the type "Russian "laws" - 90% Ukrainian. In other words, Ukr.
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Pushkin used covers to denote irony. almost two hundred years ago.
And you and your Ukraine have already gotten into your head at all.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №111513
 01.04.2015
You are right, not a good comparison.
2: No, this is not a bad comparison
2: here is this unsuccessful: we lie somehow with our Marinka after sex naked
2 and she says to me, “Look, you’re smaller than me, I’m completely white in your background.”
2: and I said to her, "Figny, you're just bright... and imagine me in the background of your burning girlfriend Light?

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №111512
 01.04.2015
Once there were mushrooms... The hat of one mushroom covered the inhabitants of the whole village.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №111511
 01.04.2015
It was such a good phrase, I don't remember who said it:

"Religion/faith is like a member. Normal if you have it. It is great if it serves as a reason for pride. But please don’t have to talk about it all over and, for the sake of ALL HOLY, keep it away from my children.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №111510
 01.04.2015
It doesn’t matter 2:
I have submitted a complaint on more than 100 pages. The boss did not take it and said that she was dumb. All of it? No to!! The next day I repeated, + ta-dam! A copy of the certificate of normality!! One from a psychiatrist, and one from a narcologist. A total of 115 pages. accepted by CH.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №111509
 01.04.2015
And about the wicked Letov said: "There are no atheists in the pit under the fire..."
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First, they liked to repeat it long before the summer. And secondly, as some Morrow said, "There are no atheists in the barracks" - this is not an argument against atheists, it is an argument against barracks.

And I, by the way, always wondered: do believers all their lives feel like in a pit under a shell or like in a crashing plane? Well there is helplessness, panic fear of death, right?

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №111508
 01.04.2015
1st Atheism is the belief in the absence of God.
2nd Who said there is no disease? The same herpes is in the body and runs out when immunity is weakened.
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Well then you have faith in the absence of Jedi, elves and other similar characters. Not believing in the existence of something unconfirmed, and believing in the non-existence, is not the same. And you just change concepts and engage in ordinary demagogy.
And yes, if the Bible is proof of the existence of God, then the Star Wars movie is proof of the existence of the Jedi. May the strength come with you.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №111507
 01.04.2015
Okay, I can’t remember everyone in the comments.
Finally, I’m crawling my ass at them.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №111506
 01.04.2015
Well here. Everything was mixed up in the House of Oblonski.
Agnosticism and Atheism. Atheism and prosperity. Religion and Higher Reason. Faith and Religion...
About agnosticism, an anecdote on the subject:

It is not a cannabis...
The right thing to say "not comilfo"
Is this not a symphony?
No, these are not synonyms.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №111505
 01.04.2015
How bad it is to lie.
In this quote (and in those cited by another wise man) it is not about the fact that aliens can and should be killed, but about the punishment of those who betray their faith and the faith of their ancestors. Nobody likes traitors.
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That is, I have to worship someone there (and kill in his name), because so did my pra-pra. Otherwise I could be killed.
A great position. Even more beautiful)
By the way, the faith of the ancestors of the population of this country is paganism. This is a fact for general development.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №111504
 01.04.2015
Next to my house there was always a "wind sleeve" - at any time of year and in any weather it blows so that the ears lay. What about such a wind as now.
I felt like I was part of an expedition.
I go home tired and unhappy. I go hard, barely overcoming the opposite resistance and rubbing from the snow. After a while, I pursue two 10-year-old boys who go even slower because of their mass.
As soon as I overtake them, one of them, the larger one, whispers through the teeth: “Push, push, you can, don’t give up!”
In the end, a man decided to win the race, who overcame me.
But here the strongest blow of the wind causes the thin boy to fall from his feet, me with a face shaken by horror and suffering (behind a long exhausting day like no-nick) to turn 180 degrees and sadly watch him fall; and the second, shouting dissatisfied, "Well, he doesn't eat!" was caught by the man and with a very patient sight held until the wind was slightly quiet.

A rough family of polarists in the capital.

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №111503
 01.04.2015
If the guy actually works for 40 minutes with the sound layout on the other side, although in the form of a ыАк, then I respect him.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №111502
 01.04.2015
In this quote (and in those cited by another wise man) it is not about the fact that aliens can and should be killed, but about the punishment of those who betray their faith and the faith of their ancestors. Nobody likes traitors.

You are Orthodox, you betrayed Peru and the faith of your ancestors. When will you start killing yourself, traitors?

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №111501
 01.04.2015
I forgot the important part of the original statement:
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Religious addictions are like sex organs. Everyone has them, but not everyone ticks them around in the face, calls to join their sex.
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Most importantly, keep them away from children.

[ + 24 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №111500
 01.04.2015
Just interesting :
And about the wicked Letov said: "There are no atheists in the pit under the fire..."
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How many days did he spend under fire?

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №111499
 01.04.2015
First of all, the breast should be female.
XXX for everyone?
YYYYY: Yes The babes in front, the men in the hands, the children in the mouth.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №111498
 01.04.2015
A real electrician doesn’t even touch his wife for two breasts at the same time.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №111497
 01.04.2015
Rules were invented for all cases of life, but they were applied somehow.
It is strange.
Passengers were told not to drink raw water, but were not offered boiled water.
They were forbidden to crawl on the floor, but they did not indicate where to throw the garbage.
And when the stations turned into dirty stalls, they complained for a long time.
and passengers:
Here are the people! Sitting on the floor when the rule hangs next to: "Sitting on the floor
It is strictly prohibited"
The situation radically changed when the wonderful rule was removed, and
Instead, they set up long wooden sofas. Strange, no one is anymore.
He sat on the floor, but the rule disappeared.
All other statements have been replaced by materials.
The culture, and the wild, seemed to be the passenger, turned into a pure gentle man.
A lamb with a pink tie on his neck.
An amazing transformation!
Ilya Ilf, Yevgeny Petrov, 1932

Nearly 100 years have passed, and the graffiti is still relevant ((

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №111496
 01.04.2015
You just don’t capture the difference between church and church authority. If the real power of theaters with the same capabilities is broken down, it is possible that they will burn each other, theatrical critics, and expose them to anathema for the screenings of the plays. And all in general, in the glory of art and with the best intentions. If in brief.
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I will tell you more! There is a difference not only between church and church authority, but also between faith and religion.

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