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[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №79580
 01.04.2013
And my 78-year-old grandfather loves to troll my aunt with my Yorkshire terrier and other leopards: as soon as they start to lick, he strikes into the wall of the house/tree/fence and orets "Remove the covet! Get rid of the cow!and "

[ + 104 - ] Comment quote №79579
 01.04.2013
[18:17:47] XXX: all so far
[18:17:52] YYY: so far
[18:17:53] ZZZ: so far
[18:18:05] AAA: So far
[18:18:07] BBB: chiva pen with the feathers on a a

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №79578
 01.04.2013
We watched the movie "The Hole". already samha, almost all of them are dead. It’s dark, some creatures are jumping. A scream from the room: “Give me a key and mouse, I’ll pass this level!”and "

[ + 15 - ] Comment quote №79577
 01.04.2013
1st of April *
xxx: in the word thinkingat, let’s just be thinkingthat I’m somehow on web....

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №79576
 01.04.2013
Sild: here I started to google these electromechanical systems
Sild: and sayunderstood firstthe EMS rule
Sild: nickmu do not tell about EMS (c) =\

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №79575
 01.04.2013
Ittarma: Ssuka, accidentally for loadl all 150 tabs in the opera, in oneand one of them constantly MOVES the cow and huy now find

[ + 39 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №79574
 01.04.2013
I honestly endured the whole of March without ever gossiping about pogodu, in the courtyard of April - can you swallow?

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №79573
 01.04.2013
From the blog of Anatoly Wassermann:
I don’t like the term “food”. The product is the result of the process, and the result of the process of nutrition, gently speaking, is uneatable.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №79572
 01.04.2013
I read and didn’t believe it, but I got it too. The shipment of Peter-Barnaul went to the Czech Republic. Post of Russia? i'm lovin it

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №79571
 01.04.2013
xxx: Internet Explorer 10 has been installed! I like this
yyy: and tebe from 1st April!

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №79570
 01.04.2013
With VIO:
Question: How did Prince Andrei Bolkonsky get wounded?
one of the responses:
...The propellers of the who broke near Carlson, following the beheaded by a squad of specially trained sea pigs-kamikaze sinked Bolkonskat the eye with sandand pompeteat the African moles. "Discovery, discovery!"- shouted Bolkonsky and fell from a a a a fascist a motorcyclea tank with 48 ancient Roman prisoners of war...

[ + 20 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №79569
 01.04.2013
Good here. Tagged with span class="csd"
- Who is the sponsor? The cigars?
And the cigars. You are forever...

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №79568
 01.04.2013
From the forum a message from the grandmother:
Hi to all!!I mets with my (on daymy husband's moment) when he was sitting.I immediately said that he was sitting for nothing.Nothing I asked for.Just communicated. Postcards sent...so he gave me a character a a year a a potem went out to live and so a lovea!!!We love each other crazyly! the truth is sitting down again(((

Probably for nothing again.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №79567
 01.04.2013
Is the snow already melting in Kiev?
222: Oh, the flood has already begun.
111: Where are the pictures?
222: I will go imto after tomorrow
111: "Aftermorning" has already been removed, sloppy :P

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №79566
 01.04.2013
Talk about coursethe underwear:
She: I represent sebe. NowTheir hands shake when you hold these underwear for $300 in your hands...
He: Yes, patsat the hands trembleto hold in the hands loveand a underwear with "content" :)

[ + 28 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №79565
 01.04.2013
I grind from the office's hamsters. Here they drizzle in the sweat of their pale faces. Today the poputnwith the same wind in the authosalhe a largea foreign company. I walk through the showroom like a third-party. In the field of view long's table, on it computers, behind which six managers, enthusiastically monitor events on monitorah. Besides me, three other visitors are wandering among the wonders of the automotive industry. Passes minout ten, inattention the wayis me beatingat. I shake my fingers in front of the functionalists of the manager and ask:
The tanks?
What is noticeable? -Lyzes kindly in fret.)))
- Canhave you a hintwhat? - awakenedfrom tankof battle secondof battle.
- And you fasty, and fifteen minout didn't go like you me for metl. - I hitсь - I initiativey...- but no longer need, I leave...)))
The rest of the screens and not s have cleareds.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №79564
 01.04.2013
xxx: Greetings to me comrades!
Three years later, I still disassembled the "disassemble" folder, carefully disassembling it content, or in the body.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №79563
 01.04.2013
k - client, m - manager
K: Dmitry, goodyour day, we have broken s baking, pre-trade, photo attached, waiting for an answer. thanks
m: Len, prvet. I send thebe a letter with a photo, these dolboebs in the next and once something broken's, look back and edit on the next and if everything is exactly
to: Dmitry, at buttonto Scrollto the right, and at to the left, buttonto reply.
Q: Are you working until whathour hours are you working today?
K: up to 18-00
m: youyouyou with newyou with you with you

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №79562
 01.04.2013
c derti, comments to the post about forbiddenand the sale of certain medicines in apotekah.

xxx: for ebali with his fightoy, it is easier to take cloudego than to buy Nurofen plus.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №79561
 01.04.2013
Vladimir Vladimirovich wanted to pay for the debts on the apartment and accidentally repayed all the debts of Cyprus.

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